ThreePointFinish's Xanga

Monday, December 19, 2005

Mon, 19 Dec 2005 12:21:28 GMT

Ok I did this just for you Katie, LOL!

Two names you go by
1. Alan
2. Yun-Lun

Two things that scare you
1. Failing
2. Stress

Two of your everyday essentials
1. eat?
2. sleep?

Two things you are wearing right now
1. a blue shirt
2. Nike shoes

Two things you want in a relationship
1. Trust
2. Sharing

Two Truths
1. I need to study harder!
2. Spice Girls is my favorite girl group

Two things you hate
1. Stress
2. Being too soft

Two physical things that appeal to you
1. Face
2. Body

Two of your favorite hobbies
1. NBA
2. Music

Two things you want really bad
1. Always be happy
2. Peace

Two places you want to go on a vacation
1. Australia (correct spellings?)
2. Spain

Two things you want to do before you die
1. Be rich
2. Have kids...

Two ways that you are stereotypically a chick/guy
1. Video Games
2. Axe

Two things you wouldn't normally admit
1. I sing Spice Girls' songs in the shower
2. I don't take shower on daily basis

Two people I would like to see take this quiz
1. Jim
2. Joe

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Generally
Generally who?
General Lee is my officer!

Monday, December 05, 2005

Mon, 05 Dec 2005 22:42:55 GMT

Yep, I guess I'll update...

Ok, I guess it's time to tell you some crazy things that happened a week ago in my math class... LOL it was so hilarious that everybody laughed their butts off...

Ok, my math teacher was teaching, and there was this random guy who stood up and tried to leave (the room was quiet but the teacher's noise, so I think that's why the teacher caught him), so let this conversation begin:
teacher: "Where are you going?"
this guy: "Home? Why?"
teacher: "I wonder why, we still have 15 minutes left"
this guy: "But I just sharted..."
teacher: "You what?"
this guy: "It smells..."
teacher: "Wait, what did you say?"
*laughters...*
teacher: "Whats so funny?"
some guy: "Well, he mmm... his pants"
teacher: "Alright quiet down guys, let's continue with the lecture"
*laughters...*
that guy: *leaves and closes the door on his way out*

LOL I mean WTF man? why would you even use that word in front of the teacher, I mean come on... just say that you have to go to the bathroom, seriously.. and plus, why did he say that he was going home? LOL wtf... Well, he didn't return, so I guess he really sharted... because when he pass by me on his way out I smelled something funny... so... just to let you know

Ok one more thing, this is for Mack cuz I feel like to recite this:
The best Basket-Joke ever...
MK: How can we play basketball without a ball?
AB: Can you go home and get it?
MK: Nah man I'm too lazy to walk
AB: Then Alan, you go home and get one
AW: So if I go home and get one, will you stay here?
AB: Yes I'll stay here
AW: Are you serious?
AB: Yes I'm serious
AW: Are you really serious?
AB: YES, I'm REALLY serious
AW: OK then, that's great, BYE
AB: OK BYE
MK: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AB: hohohohohoho
Funny Mack?
Why the heck did you laugh your a** off man?

Ok I don't feel like to write more cuz I'm lazy so I guess I'll end this right here with the basketball joke...

Knock Knock
Who's there
Mary Lee
Mary Lee Who?
Mary Lee Mary Lee Mary Lee Mary Lee life is but a dream...

edit ---

Someone told me to list good female singers on my xanga (you know who you are), so I'm gonna list it... well I'm bored anyway so...

3LW
Aaliyah
Alanis Morissette
Alicia Keys (one of my favorites!)
All Saints/Melanie (too bad they are not coming back.../the best singer in the group)
Anastacia
Ashanti (hot and has good voice!)
Avril Lavigne (one of my favorites!)
Barbra Streisand (old school female singer!)
Belinda Carlisle
Brandy
Celine Dion (one of my favorites!)
Christina Aguilera (one of my favorites!)
Christina Milian
Ciara
Cyndi Lauper (old school!)
Destiny's Child/Beyounce (the best singer in the group is Beyounce)
Diana Ross (old school!)
Dido
Donna Summer (old school!)
Enya
Faith Hill
Fiona Apple
Go-Go's (old school!)
Gretchen Wilson
Gwen Stefani (her old stuff are good)
Janet Jackson (One of my favorites, old school!)
J. Lo.
Jessica Simpson (WAYYYY better than Ashlee)
Jewel
Kelly Clarkson (one of my favorites)
Kylie Minogue
Leann Rimes
Lee Ann Womack
Lisa Loeb
Lisa Marie Presley
Liz Phair
M2M/Marion Raven
Madonna (SO GOOD! Probably my favorite!)
Mandy Moore
Mariah Carey (good and old school!)
Martina McBride
Mary Chapin Carpenter
Michelle Branch (one of my favorites)
Milli Vanilli
Mya
Natalie Merchant
Nelly Furtado
Norah Jones
Pat Benatar (old school!)
Paula Abdul (for sho!)
Pink
Rachel Stevens
Sarah McLachlan
Shakira
Shania Twain (YAY! Maybe the best female country music singer)
Sheryl Crow (VERY VERY GOOD!)
Spice Girls (My favorite girl group, hopefully they'll make a comeback!)
Stacie Orrico
Tammy Wynette
Toni Braxton
Vanessa Carlton
Vitamin C
Whitney Houston (REALLY GOOD!)
Xscape

and I think that's all

No knock knock joke today, sorry...

Friday, November 04, 2005

Fri, 04 Nov 2005 12:35:54 GMT

I guess I'll update since I'm stuck with hw... I mean... I haven't update this in a long time, so why not?

Ok, it's another ordinary week of college, ya know? Same stuff, same people... and definitely same jerks and same losers. What else should I say? I really have nothing much to say... man I lost my interest of updating this crap, I don't even know why I am updating this crap... anyway...

Oh yeah, NBA season has started, let me shout to the best Chinese B-Ball player ever YAO MING!

Ok bye

Knock Knock
Who's there
Yoga
Yoga who?
Yoga what it takes!

Monday, October 10, 2005

Mon, 10 Oct 2005 14:42:12 GMT

Yep, I haven't update this in a while...

I just don't think it's fun to update anymore... but I'll still update once in a while...

yeah anyway... BYE!

Knock Knock
Who's there
Avenue
Avenue who?
Avenue heard this joke before?

Thursday, September 15, 2005

Thu, 15 Sep 2005 00:14:10 GMT

Yeah I guess I'll update since I'm stuck with my hw...

Dang... haven't had enough sleep these days because of some sort of unpleasant things... but oh well at least I don't have to wake up like I used to do... hehe...

Anyway, I don't know Why I am updating... I mean I really don't have much to say... well actually I do, but what I mean by that is that I am too lazy to type everything because I'm still doing my hw and I don't have much time because this freakin assignment is due tom. before class, ARGH...

Alright I guess I will end it right here with a knock knock joke...

Knock Knock
Who's there
Candy
Candy Who?
Can Dee come out and play?

Thursday, September 08, 2005

Thu, 08 Sep 2005 03:20:54 GMT

Alright, I just feel like to update cuz I have nothing to do right now... so... survey... I guess

AVERAGE JOE WOULD WANT TO KNOW...
What are some of your nicknames? Masta Wu, WUUUUU, Threepointfinisher
What's your personal style? Natural style...
ON THE INSIDE...
What is your most prized possession? My goodies, my goodies, my goodies...
Your first love was... I never had first love... pathetic?
What personal qualities do you admire? Smart, Caring, Outgoing...
What are your pet peeves? "stop s***ing on the ground, dawgs"
What is your most unusual obsession? Wasting time... well not that unusual haha...
What is your favorite quote/saying? "THREE POINT FINISH!"
What something no one can tell just by looking at you? My personality...
WHICH WOULD YOU PREFER?
Super Smart ~or~ Super Model? Super Smart... duh...
Success ~or~ love? Success
Hugs ~or~kisses? Hugs
Roses ~or~ Chocolate? Chocalate... yeah I like to eat so what?
RANDOM...
How accurate are your zodiac sign descriptions? I don't even know my Zodiac sign descriptions... lol
What animated character do you most identify with? How the heck should I know?
Which celebrity are you most like? Stephen Chow, the director of Kung-Fu Hustle and Shaolin Soccer
How bout those politicians? LOWER THE OIL PRICE NOW!
Ever wished you were younger? Yeah, definitely, all the time actually
Wished you were older? Heck no...
Something you won't ever do? Kill Human Beings
Sexiest lyrics you've heard ? "That Don't impress me much" - Shania Twain
Most important lesson you've learned? Be responsible!
What do you like most about life? Nothing really, probably the good times I had with my friends
What do you dislike most about life? Life is stressful
On a perfect day you would... Look outside of my window to see the view
When you're bored you would... Do something fun, such as practice threepointfinishes
Have you ever fell down the stairs? Man, that hurts... I don't want to talk about it

Ok Knock Knock Time:

Knock Knock
Who's there
Offer
Offer Who?
Offer got my keys, just let me in!

Tuesday, August 30, 2005

Tue, 30 Aug 2005 01:27:16 GMT

Ok I guess it is really time to update... yeah nothing really happened these days, it's just that I came back from an exciting, bellicose (that's only China), tedious trip, and I moved in my UMBC dorm now... ahhh I'm still tired, no matter what, I'm always tired, no matter when, I'm always tired, TIRED TIRED TIRED... ok whatever... oh yeah, if you want to visit my dorm, be my guest but just gimme a call on my cell or im me online and I can arrange a day for you to visit... alright that's all I'm going to say now, I'm about to go to bed soon so see you all later...

knock knock
who's there
say what
say what what?
are you trying to be cool?

Tuesday, July 19, 2005

Tue, 19 Jul 2005 10:55:15 GMT

Current Location: Taipei, Taiwan

Sorry pals I haven't updated my xanga in a L O N G time... well, it is not because I'm lazy (you can say I'm kinda lazy but it is not up to 50% yet so you can't really say that I'm lazy), it is because Taipei is a place thats filled with all kinds of entertainment (i.e. Good food, good show... -> well, the reason I'm saying Taipei's shows are good because I guess I'm more used to the language I guess... well, in conclusion, Taipei is filled with all kinds of fun...).

Ok moving on, I'm not sure about this, but "Fantastic Four" is already playing in theaters (in Taipei's theaters, duh)... Dang it was such a good movie (I saw it like three days ago, in Taipei), I couldn't take my eyes off the screen for like a sec "almost" literally (well the movie was opened three days ago)... Dang... Well, is dis movie already playing in America's theater? I bet... The funny thing about Taipei's movie theater is that the seats smell like s***... seriously they do... ugh... I guess the "cleaners" are not doing their job... ew... If I had a chance to be one of the four, I would definitely choose the rubber guy because he could strech any parts of his body, I just think that is so tight... (i.e. American people cannot laugh at Asian people for having small penises... huh? Lol I'm kidding, well I just thought stretching is a tight thing to do... so that the red boulder guy couldn't hurt you...) Anyway, the funny thing is that the movie theater is playing "Herbie (with Lindsay Lohan)" sometime in Aug. and isn't that movie already playing in theaters (in America)... Well I guess the reason Fantastic Four is already playing because it is a good movie, so I bet "Herbie" must be bad, or Taipei people don't give a s*** about it... Yeah one more thing, "Jessical Alba (well she's pretty hot! aww aww) is my wife to be" - a quote by Eminem (in the song with D12 "my band")

Ok let's talk about Basketball, yeah guess what, I've been playing basketball these days because I wanna see if Taiwan people play any different than American people, and the comparison is that:
Taiwan people - Good at shooting, but they are soft and they suck at defense
American people - Good at penetrating, hard, and do better defense... some are good at shooting
So overall, American people are better at basketball... man, I didn't realize until the day 5 of my journey, Taiwan people talk so much trash when they play, and they SUCK! (well not all of them, and definitely not me because I hardly talk when I play B-ball) Everytime when a guy (opposing to my team) starting to talk trash, I would shut him down... well here's the story, I would be on fire from shooting outside whenever someone starts talking trash... so that's the story...

Anyway, enough of that because I don't want to be bitter... Ok moving on... One day when my mom took me to a friend's house (well, they is my family friends, and the kids are me and my brother's friend when we're all in elementary school back in old days... it is just that we haven't seen each other since elementary school, so it is about 5-6 years already... dang time flies by so fast... well it was kinda nice to see them again), the "father" was talking about religions, which spinned a bell because I think he used to be an atheist (well I'm not sure because it is about 5 to 6 years thing, so how can I remember), and all the sudden he starts to talk about religions, WWI, WWII, and definitely Bin Ladin and 9/11 stuff (he was basically talking about the religion that Bin Ladin believed in... Buddism or something I don't really remember because history is pretty complicated... well Bin Laden hates Christianity... He also talked about Teleban, and Al Queda again to refresh our mind) anyway, it was nice to see them again...

I'm still on my journey... yeah I remembered a dumb story, a "shopping" story... OK here it is... once I went to a shoe store to buy a basketball, and I asked the manager how much it was (for some reason the ball doesn't have a price tag on it), and the manager was like $3600 (taiwan) dollars (about 110 american dollars)... I was like "ARE YOU FLIPPING KIDDING ME? (of course I spoke the sentence in Mandarin, but about the flipping part... well I was just so shocked to hear it) And you know what? This is what the manager answered: "well, of course I'm not kidding you cuz this basketball is a leather ball, 100% leather... then I was like, but that is WAYYYY over the price limit because in America, a basketball (even 100% leathered one) shouldn't be this friggin expensive... man, and the manager was like... well, I can't help it, because I bought this ball... and then suddenly I interrupted him by saying: "DANG, what a dumbbutt, so are you saying that you bought this ball for like around $3000 (taiwan) dollars? Dang dude you're crazy!" Then there was a man standing beside him (the manager) saying: "You should go to America and get some price knowledge about a basketball, even a 100% leathered one"... and the manager got mad and said "Get out of this store, if you don't want buy nething, just get out, I ain't taking this crap no more... just get out!" and I was saying this to myself (definitely not out loud) "How are you going to make a successful business by treating your customer like this, DANG!"

I think this is enough updating, I'm going to watch some TV now... (my journey... ahh...still continuing) BYE! OK BYE!

Knock Knock
Who's there
Justin
Justin Who
Justin time to open the door

Saturday, June 25, 2005

Sat, 25 Jun 2005 00:11:35 GMT

THREE POINT F***ING FINISH!!! THREE POINT FINISH THREE POINT FINISH THREE POINT FINISH!!! THREE POINT FINISH!!!

Horry = GOD!
List of things he did:
Posterized Hamilton, got a key offensive rebound before overtime, and most definite, THREE POINT FINISH!!!
For all you people don't know what threepointfinish means, this is what threepointfinish means!!! (well I put up the definition last time, but for you people who are visual learners, now you know what THREEPOINTFINISH is.) Actually, according to my definition, that was not a EXACT threepointfinish, because He didn't hit a threepointfinish at the buzzer, but at least I call it threepointfinish because he hit it to help the Spurs to win the game!!!

MAN, WHAT A BIG SHOT! Now I know how Pistons's fans feel... and they should know how King's fans feel... Well, if you saw the Lakers vs. Kings playoff game that was in the season 2001-2002, I don't remember which exactly, but I remembered Robert Horry made a REAL threepointfinish at the buzzer because the ball hit the rim and bounce right into his hand... anyway, this is MOTHERF***ING BIG!!!

Ok, it's hard to calm down after seeing Horry drained that pivotal three-pointer... man... man... THREEPOINTFINISH, Ok, I'm done updating...

Yeah, one more thing, I'm so sorry to the people who wants to see my pictures, I promise you guys, I will put it up before July, trust me!!!

Ok Knock Knock time:

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Someone
Someone who?
Sum Won, that's my name, I'm a Korean student

---edit---

The reason I'm editing is because SPURS WON!!!
Take a look at the bottom right picture, WASSUP? Tim Duncan = MVP x 3
and this song is this year's official NBA song for some reason...
Ok that's all!
Yeah one more thing

(I made this up because I'm bored)
Knock Knock
Who's there
Spurs
Spurs who
SPURS WON WOO HOO!!!

Friday, June 10, 2005

Fri, 10 Jun 2005 23:13:38 GMT

Time to update... I guess:

Alan Wu's Dictionary:

Word:
Threepointfinish

Part of speech:
Noun, verb, adjective, adverb, and interjection

Definition:

Noun: 1. A 3-pointer that is made at the buzzer (in basketball) for the win.
          ex. I helped my team to win by making a threepointfinish.
          ex. Why is he so good at making threepointfinishes?
          2. A nickname that is given to whoever is good at making 3-pointers at             the buzzer.
          ex. Ms. Rosenbaum calls Alan Wu Mr. Threepointfinish.
Verb: The act of making a threepointfinish
          ex. Alan's team is very happy because Alan threepointfinished a game
Adj: A winning game that is only allowed for people to make a threepoinfinish.
       (in basketball)
       ex. Alan had a threpointfinish game
Adv: (see the definition above).
        ex. Alan threepointfinishly ended the game
Interjection: Shouted when you threepointfinishly ended a game (in a happy
                   mood)
                   ex. THREEPOINTFINISH!!! He eneded a game with a
                         threepointfinish!

Ok, that's the detailed definition of the word "threepointfinish", happy? Many people asked me about it, so that's why I posted it up...

Ok one more thing... I posted my pictures onto my community webshot page, check it if you want... (sorry I will put the rest of them up later...)
Link:
http://community.webshots.com/user/mastawuishere

Ok peace!

Knock Knock
Who's there
Scream
Scream who?
WHO!!!