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| 30 Things Guys Should Know About Girls
1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house..they run around in their underwear just like we do.
2. Don't cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud.
3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hate, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.
4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.
5. Don't refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous.
6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it.
7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms.
8. If you don't sleep with them, do not tell your friends that you did.
8. 5 If you DO sleep with them, don't tell your friends that you did.
9. You can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are not offended by it...
10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.
11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you're a pussy.
11.5. Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!
12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it's not a serious relationship.
13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home safely.
14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to kick the shit out of him.
15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.
16. Never, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back.
17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went.
18. You're dead meat if you can't get along with their pets, parents and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.
19. Don't flirt with their moms...that's just freaky.
20. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like shit, so be understanding.
21. If you don't like the way they drive, you do it.
22. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.
23. Don't stress where you go for every date. They really only want to be with you.
24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked.
25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.
26. Memorize their god damn birthdays. You forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life.
27. Don't marinade the cologne
28. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful. Jewelry is always nice.
29. If you think the relationship isn't going to last, don't wait to find out. It will only hurt you more if you draw it out.
30. After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, priviledge and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond
28 ways to make a girl smile...
1.Tell her she is beautiful, not hott, fine or sexy.
2.Hold her hand at any moment even if its just for a second.
3.kiss her on the forehead.
4.Leave her voice messages to wake up to.
5.Always tell her you love her at any and all times.
6.When she is upset hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you.
7.Recognize the small things… they usually mean the most.
8.When you see her don’t just say hey… say hey baby.
9.Sing to her no matter how horrible your voice is.
10.Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with.
11.Write her notes, {she loves them}
12.Introduce her to family and friends as you girlfriend.
13.Play with her hair.
14.Pick her up, tickle her and play-wrestle with her.
15.Sit in the park and just talk to her.
16.Tell her funny jokes, tell her stupid jokes, just tell her jokes.
17.Throw pebbles at her window in the middle of the night just because you miss her.
18.Let her fall asleep in your arms.
19.Carve your names into a tree.
20.If she’s mad at you, kiss her.
21.Give her piggyback rides.
22.Bring her flowers just because.
23.Treat her the same around yours friends as you do when your alone.
24.Look her in the eyes and smile.
25.Let her take as many pictures of you as she wants.
26.Slow dance with her, even if theres isn’t any music playing
27.Kiss her in the rain.
28.If your in love with her…. Tell her | | |
| LOL!! i'm so waiting for sandra, samantha, or chelsea's response for this! 97% true fo me man! dat is some freaky sh*t!! lol!
Are You Really Filipino?
Do you ever catch yourself turning around when someone says "Psssst!!!?" Or what about saying "Aray!" instead of ouch? Or better yet, do you own a karaoke system? Well, if these things apply to you, then you're probably true to your Filipino roots. So, why don't you browse around and see what it means to be a true Filipino? If you find yourself laughing and catch a glimpse of yourself in these pages, then I have done my job. The purpose "You Know You're Filipino If..." is to pay tribute to all that is Filipino.
1. You point with your lips.
2. You eat using your hands and have it down to technique.
3. You go to a department store and try to bargain the prices.
4. You find dried up morsels of rice stuck to your shirt.
5. Your middle name is your mother's maiden name.
6. You love to buy sale items even when you do not need them.
7. You say "Ha?" instead of "What?"
8. You say "Pssst!" to get someone's attention.
9. You turn around when someone says "Psst."
10. You say "aray!" instead of "ouch!"
11. You say "he," when you mean "she" and vice versa.
12. You know what TNT means.
13. You say "air-con" instead of "a/c" or air conditioner.
14. You say "Uy!" instead of "Oops."
15. You pronounce "F" for "P" or "P" for "F."
16. You have a portrait of "The Last Supper" hanging in your dining room wall.
17. You own a karaoke system.
18. You own a piano no one ever plays.
19. You have a "tabo" in the bathroom.
20. You display a big laughing Buddha for good luck.
21. You have a shrine of the Santo Niño.
22. You have a parol hanging outside the house during the holidays.
23. You cover your back car seats with bed sheets.
24. Your sneeze sounds like "Aaaahh-ching" instead of "Aaaaahh-choo."
25. You own a lamp with the oil that drips down the strings.
26. You have a giant wooden fork and spoon hanging in the dining room.
27. You have wooden tinikling dancers on the wall.
28. You hang a rosary o n your car's rear view mirror.
29. You have a relative who is a nurse.
30. Your parents call each other "Mommy" and "Daddy" or "Ma" and "Pa."
31. You have a family member that has a nickname that repeats itself, i.e. "Deng-deng," "Ling-ling," or "Johu-johu."
32. You put hotdogs in your spaghetti.
33. Your cupboards are full of corned beef, hash, Spam, and Vienna Sausages.
34. You have a rice dispenser.
35. You appreciate a fresh pot of rice.
36. Your neighbors complain about the smell of tuyo on Sunday mornings.
37. You eat rice for breakfast.
38. You use your fingers to measure the water when cooking rice.
39. You wash and re-use plastic utensils and Styrofoam cups.
40. You have an ice-shaver for making halo-halo.
41. Your tablecloths have tell-tale "tuyo circles" on them.
42. You eat purple yam-flavored, ube, ice cream.
43. You fry Spam and hotdogs and eat them with rice.
44. You think half-hatch duck eggs are a delicacy.
45. You call the parents of yo ur friends and your own parents' friends "Tito" and "Tita."
46. You greet your elders by touching their hands to your forehead.
47. You live with your parents until and at times even after you're married.
48. You make your children sing, dance, and play the piano to amuse your friends and relatives.
49. You use Vicks Vapor rub as an insect repellant.
50. You keep your furniture wrapped in plastic or covered with blankets.
51. Your dining table has a vinyl tablecloth.
52. You recycle shopping bags as garbage bags.
53. You eat more than three times a day.
54. You think a meal is not a meal without rice.
55. You feed all your visitors.
56. You love to eat daing or tuyo.
57. You eat your meal with patis, toyo, suka, banana catsup, or bagoong.
58. You love sticky desserts and salty snacks.
59. When dining out, you always fight over who will pay for dinner.
60. Everything you eat is sautéed in garlic, onion, and to matoes.
61. You eat rice for breakfast.
62. You hang a rosary on your car's rear view mirror. *this was said already, but i'm too damn lazy to change the rest of the numbers*
63. You make the sign of the cross before take-offs and after landings and every time you pass by a church.
64. Your second piece of luggage is a balikbayan box.
65. You are standing next to eight boxes at the airport.
66. You collect items from airlines, hotels, and restaurants as "souvenirs."
67. You feel obligated to give gifts to all your friends and relatives each time you return from a trip.
68. You're a fashion victim.
69. You greet one another by raising your eyebrows or tossing your head.
70. You ask for the bill at a restaurant by making a rectangle in the air.
71. You respond to a "Hoy!" or a "Pssst!" in a crowd.
72. You refer to power interruptions as "brownouts."
73. You're always late for events and parties.
74. You always leave your shoes or slippers outside the doorstep.
75. You hang your clothes out to dry in a laundry line.
76. You let the phone ring twice before answering, lest you appear overly eager.
77. You unwrap Christmas gifts very carefully, so you can save and reuse the wrapping (and especially those bows) next year.
78. You only buy Christmas cards after Christmas, when they are 50% off.
79. When there is a sale on toilet paper, you buy 100 rolls and store them in your closet.
80. You use the dishwasher as a dish rack.
81. You have never used your dishwasher.
82. You eat all meals in the kitchen.
83. You save grocery bags, tin foil, and tin containers.
84. You hate to waste food....
85. You have a collection of miniature shampoo bottles that you take every time you stay in a hotel.
86. You have paper napkins from McDonald's that you use at home.
87. The condiments in your fridge are from various fast food restaurants.
88. You own a rice cooker.
89. You have acquired a taste for bitter melon (ampalaya).
90. Your parents call to ask if you've eaten, even if it's midnight.
91. Your parents are never happy with your grades.
92. You smile for no reason.
93. You are still wearing outdated clothing you have when you first came to USA.
94. You eat mangoes or watermelon with salt.
95. On your trip to the Philippines, you have 18 giant boxes which are over filled with things that cost an average of 15 cents each like M&M's and T-shirts.
96. You throw a party and everyone is fighting to chop the leathery skin off the dead pig.
97. You visit the oriental market every week to stock up on patis, toyo, suka, banana catsup, and bagoong.
98. You have oversized picnics in the park with all your friends and relatives.
99. You haven't gone a day in your life without eating rice.
100. You bring mangoes (or other produce) with you as a gift when you visit peoples homes.
101. You laughed at every single one of these statements and couldn't believe how true they are! | | |
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