Isn't this great Squidward? Its just the 3 of us. You, me, and this brick wall you built between us. - Spongebob Squarepants

You mean what we thought they thought we think and thought they thought. We think? - Patrick

Lets get naked! - Patrick


I smell the smelly smell of something that smells smelly. - Mr. Krabs

Oh, barnacles! - Spongebob Squarepants

Squidward, you're steaming. You're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter! - Spongebob Squarepants

Next, I suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with Patrick! - Squidward

Rectangles! - Patrick

Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets! - Spongebob Squarepants

Can't have dirty garbage! - Spongebob Squarepants

This city needs to be destroyed!!! Or at least painted another color. - Squidward


I can't see my forehead! - Patrick

My ice cream! It's alive! - Patrick

Oh well, I guess I'm not wearing any pants today! - Spongebob Squarepants

Did I? Did I Patrick? Or did your criminal mind hypnotize me into stealing the balloon? - Spongebob Squarepants

Moss always points to civilization. - Spongebob Squarepants

We'd better do what he says, he knows how to grow food. - Patrick

Too bad SpongeBob isn't here to enjoy SpongeBob not being here. - Squidward

You can't fool me. I listen to public radio! - Squidward

Patrick! You forgot how to eat again! Come on, I'll get the funnel! - Spongebob Squarepants

Guess what I found in my sock last night. Go ahead, guess! - Spongebob Squarepants

I just thought of something even funnier than 24... 25! - Spongebob Squarepants

Excuse me, sir, but you're sitting on my body, which is also my face. - Spongebob Squarepants

Gary, I'm absorbing his blows like I'm made of some sort of spongy material. - Spongebob Squarepants

You tell 'em, SpongeBob! - Patrick

I'm so cold, I can use my nose drippings as chopsticks. - Spongebob Squarepants

Sponge, I'm a big man. A big, big man! - Patrick

Squidward, your ceiling is talking to me. - Patrick