Tim is a young man with below average intelligence.

Tim is terrified that the Boogeyman will return and take him.

Tim is a program which generates simulated Hubble Space Telescope point spread functions

The Church of Tim is dead.

Who is Tim?

Tim is not one, Tim is many.

Tim is the quality in each of us which can get a slinky all the way down the stairs without stopping. Tim is the voice on the phone that you think you recognize, but you don't. Tim is the head which leaps out of your bathrobe when you least expect it. Tim is the cry for sustenance which can only be answered by cheap burritos from the corner taqueria. Tim is the gratuitous bottle of soy sauce that you never bought and can't get rid of, no matter how far you go, no matter how hard you try. Tim is the freak in your window that you're too polite to turn away. Tim is the never-melting candy which spews from the mouth in the living room. Tim is the carton of fudge putty which turns out to be water. Tim is one with the night; he is...acquainted...with the night. http://www.queeg.com/hellokitty/tim.html

TIM is insulted by a drunken brother, but he is able to control the crowd

Tim is a bit more complicated

Tim is always the butt of the joke.

Tim is included with his peers who are not disabled, the first graders,

Tim is oficially a high standing member of the Bill Bennett writers club.

Tim is not even that funny.

Tim is a wizard, with a long white beard

Tim is tooting his horn, Toot toot toot toot toot toot toot

Tim is a tremendous example for all of us

Tim is wearing a tie and masturbating a Bud Light as he dances

Tim is the Doogie Houser of the Internet.

Tim is 30-years-old, and has no kids, but we did have a nice conversation about cholesterol

Tim is a paradigm of our community

When I originally found this it said to limit it to only 10 but I decided to limit it to one page on Microsoft Word because I am bored and it was really funny.