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Name: Tony
Country: United Kingdom
Birthday: 5/6/1953
Gender: Male
Interests: I do enjoy the odd shandy now and then.
Expertise: Exploiting the workers by hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.
Occupation: Government
Industry: Government
Message: message me
Website: visit my website
Member Since:
4/17/2003
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| Its been a very long time since I've dwelled here, folks! I thought I ought to make some sort of statement for myself to the Xanga community regarding my resignation from my post. You see people have been calling me trigger happy, or indeed, Bomb Happy. I don't think my last holiday helped much either - while the boys were out in Lebanon, I was enjoying an ice cold beer on the cruise ship with a bit of the factor 30 for good measure. I understand you will be sad that I am stepping down, but Gordons been in my ear over and over "Whens it my turn Blairo, whens it my turn Toners?". I reckon if I give him a blast for a while he'll realise how good a job I was doing, give me a high five and commend me on the excellent control of the country which had been regained in my power. Well that was just a brief update to say I'm still thinking of the dear 'bloggers at Xanga - thinking of trying out this MySpace malarky too.... But anyway, I'm rambling. Going out for a bit of golf with the boys here then I'm down to watch the match and have a few bevvies. Cheers 'n' Beers Tony | | |
| Hi there, Bloggers!
I do appoligise about the lack of updates recently. This was mainly due to those anti-war hippie bastards at the BBC, and the suicide of David Kelly.
Since I have had a very stressful month, I'm away to the pub to get bolloxed. The great thing about that is, all the tax I pay on my beers goes straight back into my back account anyway. I should start smoking too.
Cheers 'n' Beers.
Tony | | |
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Its not like a primeminister to endorse such a product, but I feel the craftsmen have captured my forced smile very well indeed.
Cheers 'n' Comments
- Big Tony | | |
| There has been some dispute on whether xanga.com/TonyBlair is in actual fact a genuine Tony Blair article. I can assure you all that I am the real Tony Blair, and not a spotty teenager on the local library computer.
Cheers 'n' BEERS
Tony (the real slim Tony) | | |
| Hello Xanga,
Nice to see some of the middle class citizens are finally acknowledging my web expertise. Keep it up.
My son and my self attended Will's birthday party the other day. He came back in a right state! Vomitied over Sharee's new rug. She wasn't best impressed. I think we were all deeply offended with the chap posing as Osama Bin Laden. Everyone except me that it, I was laughing my head off. Too stoned for my own good.
Believe me, there ARE weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. We just havn't found them yet.
Cheers 'n' Taxes
T-Dawg (Listening to my sons Eminem CD again!) | | |
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