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Name: Chris
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Birthday: 10/10/1990
Gender: Male
Interests: I play basketball, soccer, I swim and dive, and like music....Good music that is.
Expertise: Ummmmmmmmmm, pass.
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AIM:  TallGuyWithHair
Member Since:
11/19/2004
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| o noes xanga eesss so ghey !!!111!!ONEONEONEELEVEN!!!!111My xanga is not letting me sign in momentarilly. Sooo, until further notice I will not be using my xanga. Message my facebook if you wish to contact me. Thank you ever so much. | | |
| I want to meet a man who will say "Vagina" in an Ahnold impression. That would make my day. Speaking of vagina..I just wrote a song. I call it "Vaginal Secretion."
*OOOohhh vaginal secretiiiiooonnnnnnnnsss, YEAH!*
Inbetween those parts there will be drum solos and guitar riffs and bends and all kinds of sweat synthisizer stuff...It will win. It will win much.
I am going to write an STD rap. Yay!
Hey ho, check it yo.
STD'S they're really neat- They don't attack your hands, they don't attack your feet!
HIV is no fun- you can get it by sex in the bum!
Gonorrhea, that's no joke- The lumps you get will make you choke. *Bleh*
Now STD's are no laughing matter- So here's a couple of things to catch your splatter!
Sponges, pills, IUD's- Rhythm, patches, and lovely creams!
Pulling out, that's not good- Use a condom. Wrap your wood!
The end.
Wow, I am REALLY bored right now. Buuut I can't really go anywhere because I have a swim banquet at 6 and stuff, so going somewhere now (4:56) would be pretty useless I'd say. Is shat a word? Sorry. I'm not really thinking about what I am typing in this entry, I am just kind of writing for the fun of it.
Well it ends up that today is mine and Bethy's '6 monthes' you could say. I dunno about you guys, but I think that's pretty sweet. It feels like it has been a lot longer AND a lot shorter than just/already 6 monthes. Ooh well, I love every day of every hour of every second of it that I'm with her. So deffinately no complaints here.
I see my cat outside my window, she is prowling. I have a question for everyone by the way..My left eye lid has been I guess you could say twitching on and off for the past about two weeks...Is this something I need to be worried about? Or should I just ignore it and let it keep on doin it's thing. I have had pretty bad acid reflux lately. That sucks a lot. I guess it's a gene thing, and my dad just passed it down to me.
I still don't have my permit..That kind of sucks. Riley got his today, but he is still a failure in my heart. Maybe my poppy or moppy will take me tommorow to go and get it.
Can you guys guess whta Tubal Ligation is? It's when the fallopian tubes are cut and tied or clamped; the egg can not be fertilized by the sperm. My sheet says that is 99% effective way of birth control. Then there's Vasectomy. That's when the Van Deferens are cut and tied or clamped; No sperm in the semen. That is also a 99% effective way of birth control according to the personal wellness sheet. The only 100% effective thing here is "Abstinence". Wanna know something that really kind of makes me mad about being in a sex-feared world? This may be crazy talk here, I dunno, but don't you think that if the girl 's tubes are cut to where she can't make an egg at all, and a guy has no sperm to fertilize the egg that's NOT there...WOULDN'T THAT BE 100% EFFECTIVE? It's fucking gay! I hate our school-sex-system. If there's no sperm and there's no egg. THERE'S NO KID! GAAHH!
You wanna know what else makes me mad? Today's Lint I guess, and so I asked around about why people who fast on meat still eat fish. Their answer? "It's in the bible. Jesus eats fish." I mean, that's great and all that Jesus ate fish...But that STILL doesn't answer my question of why you'd eat fish when you can't eat meat. And don't say that it's not a meat, it's a fish. Because that's a damn lie if you're talking about what Jesus did. I bet back in Jesus's time, they didn't know/didnt' give a fuck if a fish was meat or not. No offense anybody. But seriously.
This has turned out to be a pretty long entry. I like it. I think I'm done writing now. Bye everybody! | | |
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* Favorites *
Soda?
Mr. Pibb
Food?
Sushi
Drink?
..Mr. Pibb
Alcoholic Drink?
Choctini
Time of day?
Night
Season?
Fall
Day of the week?
Friday
Song at the moment?
Sink, Florida, Sink and Checkmarks by The Acadamy Is and Against Me
Band/Artist?
Saosin.
Book?
Scar Tissue
Subject in school?
CLA
Place in the USA?
Anywhere but here.
Place outside the USA?
Todos Santos, Mexico
Color?
Blue and green
Style of clothes?
Whatever I can find
Store?
Marshalls
Mall?
Oak Park
City?
New York
Website?
www.TopherRocks.741.com (for obvious reasons.)
Magazine?
Blender
Kind of pet?
Dog or a cat
* Worst *
Place to be?
Alone
Class in school?
Science
Time of day?
Morning
Season?
I like 'em all.
Kind of pet?
Ferret
Drink?
Surge
Food?
Pankcakes
Mall?
Basically any mall besides Oak Park and some other few
Store?
Victorias Secret?
Style of clothes?
Fat Pants
Celebrity?
Steve Martin
Color?
I like all colors.
Book?
My Science book
Type of music?
Country
Website?
I dunno
Magazine?
No idea
* Daily Life *
When do you get up?
6:00 and then again at 6:25
What is your first thought?
"Fucking school."
What do you do first?
Put some boxers on
What's your usual outfit?
Jeans, t-shirt, boxers
What's the first class of the day?
Science
When does school end?
2:40ish
Do you see your friends?
All the time
What do you do when you get home?
Get on AIM or eat some popcorn
What time do you go to bed?
3-4 a.m.
* Do you...*
Brush your teeth daily?
Yep
Brush your hair daily?
Kind of...I wet it down and dry it with a towel and shake it dry...That count?
Shower daily?
Nope
Sing?
ALL the time. (Ask Mary Beth)
Dance?
Whenever I can
Party?
On occasion
Get drunk?
Don't drink
Have sex?
Nope
Read books?
Yep
Listening to music a lot?
Probably about 16 out of the 24 hours of the day I have music on in the background
Read magazines?
I read my Blender regularly
Go online a lot?
Since surgery it's about all I CAN do
Stay on AIM all day even with an away message?
I have a sister who gets online.
Have a religion?
I'm ignostic/athiest...It kind of goes back and forth.
Have an IPod?
Yep, I love it to death
Want an IPod?
I have one
Have a Girlfriend/Boyfriend?
I sure do!!
Play an instrument?
Used to play trombone..Can play "Smoke on the Water" on a guitart behind my back, eyes closed, backwards, anything...Nothing else though.
Get sick a lot?
I get "sick" a lot..But I'm usually faking it because I dont' want to get up or talk to anyone that day.
Watch TV?
Not really.
Like MTV?
It could be a little less trashy.
Like VH1?
Used to...Kind of taken over with "Celebreality."
Like the History Channel?
Some times
Have Digital Cable?
I wish.
Have more than 500 channels on your TV?
I have 76 channels and I love every single one of them.
Listen to the radio?
yeah..Not really anything good right now. The planet's gone and the Buzz has a new owner who doesnt' fucking get new music and overplays the Nails and fucking screaming and hick rock now all the time.
Still use your CD player?
Yep
Stalk people?
Can't say that I do.
Have more than 200 buddies on your Buddy List?
236
Have dial-up internet?
Nope
Have AOL?
No
Know HTML?
No, but I have a friend who could basically do anything I ever need to be done computer-wise for me. So I dont' worry. (Thanks David.)
Have a GPA higher than 3.9?
Hah! I mean..No.
Get H's in honors classes?
The hell is an H?
* Music *
Do you listen to Rap?
On occasion for laughs
R & B?
No
Blues and/or Jazz?
Nope
Classical?
Actually I cook to classical music, haha.
Pop?
Sometimes
Country?
Never
Emo/Scremo?
Both all the time.
Heavy Metal?
Can't stand it
Christian?
I rock for Jesus! No, I dont' listen to Christian.
Techno?
Techno is my bitch lover
Reggae?
Sure do
Broadway Musical songs?
No
Oldies?
Wham! is about as old as I get. (Wake me up before you go go)
* Right Now *
Do you think you look good right now?
I have only though I looked good about twice in my life time.
Are you eating something?
No, I had sushi for dinner and I am STUFFED
Are you drinking something?
Nope
Are you IMing anyone?
Nope
Are you talking on the phone with someone?
Nope
Are you talking face to face with someone?
Nope
Is anyone at your house who doesn't live there?
Nope
What song are you listening to?
"What Sarah Said" by Deathcab for Cutie
What are you watching on TV?
Nothing
What other websites do you have open?
Saosin's myspace-lyrics.com-Bzoink-singingfish
Why are you taking this survey?
I thought it would make me grow.
Where are you going to post it?
Xanga.
What are you going to do after this?
get back on AIM
* What do you Believe? *
Do you believe in ghosts?
Seen them first hand
The afterlife?
In some form
Aliens?
We can't be the only ones out there.
God?
Not really
The devil?
Not really
Heaven?
No
Hell?
No
Scientology?
No
Hinduism?
It has it's points
Buddhism?
Probably more buddhism than anything else. (Reincarnation and what not)
Christianity?
No
Taoism?
No
Judism?
No
Jesus?
That's not exactly a good question. Do I believe Jesus was a man who lived? Maybe. Do I believe he was the son of God? No. It really doesn't matter.
Nothing?
Not exactly
Reincarnation?
Meh
Yourself?
Wow..reading that really made my heart sink. I actually don't believe in my self most of the time. Why should I?
* Randoms *
Have you been on an airplane before?
Plenty of times
Where were you going?
Plenty of places
Have you been to another country?
Yes
Have you ever went to another country with your friends?
No
Have you ever partied in another country?
Yes
Have you ever went on a roadtrip with your friends?
Yes
Ever stayed online more than 10 hours straight?
Damn..People do that?
Pretended to like someone just to get popular?
Haha. Deffinately not.
Talked about someone behind their back?
I'm sure I have at some point or another.
Had someone talk about you behind your back?
Plenty of times
Been in a fight online?
Lots (Usually with friends, i apologize)
Been in a fight face to face?
Plenty
Gotten yourself involved in a fight that wasn't about you?
Yep
Been called a bitch?
I can't say I have
Been called a slut/whore?
By David
Been to Australia?
No
Do you like snakes?
No
Ever cried to get your own way?
Haha, no
Ever broken a bone?
Yep
Ever had to stay in the hospital for more than a week?
No
Ever had serious surgery?
I actually just had a pretty big surgery last Tuesday on my shoulder..I probably won't be able to play any overhead sports for the rest of my life. 
Ever looked a porn online?
Hah, yes, yes I have.
Ever went to one of those "adult" stores?
Nope
Ever bought clothes at Walmart?
Tons
Ever gotten clothes from the Salvation Army?
Yep
Ever paid more than 100 dollars for a pair of jeans?
No way
Ever been on stage for any reason?
I love being on stage
Ever been in a play?
Yes
Ever been in a choir?
Nope
Ever been in a band?
Yes
Do you play, or used to play, an instrument?
Yes
Gotten a Brazilian Bikini Wax?
No
Waxed your eyebrows?
No
Waxed your legs?
Yep..Well, part.
Cut yourself shaving?
Yep
Have you ever died?
Twice.
Was this survey an good at all?
Sure, it was great.
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| Hey kid, wanna get in my car? I'm a friend of your mother's.
If anybody can guess who that is, I will worship you for the rest of my life.
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