001.
I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me.
-Harry Potter
002.
Dumbledore's man through and through," said Harry. "That's right."
003.
"She's Ron's sister.
But she's ditched Dean!
She's still Ron's sister.
I'm his best mate!
That'll make it worse.
If I talked to him first-
He'd hit you.
What if I don't care?
He's your best mate!"
-Harry Potter
004.
Albus Severus, you were named for the two headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was Slytherin and he was probably the bravest man I ever knew.
-Harry Potter
005.
Sunshine, daisies, butter mellow,
Turn this stupid, fat rat yellow.
-Ron Weasley
006.
We're with you whatever happens.
-Ron Weasley
007.
Bloody Hell.
-Ron Weasley
008.
Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have.
-Hermione Granger
009.
"Are you sure that's a real spell? Well, it's not very good is it? I've tried a few simple spells myself and they've all worked for me. Nobody in my family's magic at all, it was ever such a surprise when I got my letter, but I was ever so pleased, of course, it's the best school of witchcraft there is I've heard - I've learned all the course books by heart of course. I just hope it will be enough - I'm Hermione Granger, by the way, who are you?"
010.
"Ron," said Hermione in a dignified voice, "you are the most insensitive wart I have ever had the misfortune to meet."
011.
"Harry- you're a great wizard, you know."
"I'm not as good as you," said Harry, very embarrassed, as she let him go.
"Me!" said Hermione. "Books! And cleverness! There are more important things--friendship and bravery and- oh Harry- be careful!"
012.
We'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat!
- George Weasley
013.
Longbottom, if brains were gold, you'd be poorer than Weasley, and that's saying something.
-Draco Malfoy
014.
"You'd better hurry up, they'll be waiting for 'theChosen Captain'- 'The Boy Who Scored'- whatever they call you these days."
-Draco Malfoy
015.
You don't know what I'm capable of, you don't know what I've done!
-Draco Malfoy
016.
"I believe your friends Misters Fred and George Weasley were responsible for trying to send you a toilet seat. No doubt they thought it would amuse you."
–Abus Dumbledore
017.
By all means continue destroying my possessions. I daresay I have too many.
-Albus Dumbledore
017.
"I will only truly have left this school when none here are loyal to me... Help will always be given at Hogwarts to those who ask for it.
-Albus Dumbledore
018.
Your mother died to save you.If there is on thing Voldemort cannot understand, it is love.
–Albus Dumbledore
019.
To the well organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.
-Albus Dumbledore
020.
It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities."
-Albus Dumbledore
021.
"Fear of a name increases fear of a thing itself."
-Albus Dumbledore
022.
"Humans have a knack for choosing precisely the things that are worst for them."
-Albus Dumbledore
023.
Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!
-Albus Dumbledore
024.
Scars can come in handy. I have one myself above my left knee that is a perfect map of the London Underground
-Albus Dumbledore
025.
You fail to recognize that it matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be.
-Albus Dumbledore
026.
"I am not worried, Harry," said Dumbledore, his voice a little stronger despite the freezing water. "I am with you."
027.
I would assume that you were going to offer me refreshment, but the evidence so far suggests that that would be optimistic to the point of foolishness.
-Albus Dumbledore
028.
Time
is making fools of us again.
-Albus Dumbledore
029.
"It’s the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more."
-Albus Dumbledore
030.
There are all kinds of courage. It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends.
-Albus Dumbledore
031.
We must try not to sink beneath our anguish, Harry, but battle on.
-Albus Dumbledore
032.
Don't count your owls before they are delivered.
-Albus Dumbledore
033.
“That which Voldemort does not value, he takes no trouble to comprehend. Of house-elves and children’s tales, of love, loyalty, and innocence, Voldemort knows and understands nothing. Nothing. That they all have a power beyond his own, a power beyond the reach of any magic, is a truth he has never grasped.”
-Albus Dumbledore
034.
“Do not pity the dead, Harry. Pity the living, and, above all, those who live without love. By returning, you may ensure that fewer souls are maimed, fewer families are torn apart. If that seems to you a worthy goal, then we say good-bye for the present.”
-Albus Dumbledore
035.
“Tell me one last thing,” said Harry. “Is this real? Or has this been happening inside my head?” “Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?”
036.
Shut your mouth! You dare speak his name with your lips, you dare besmirch it with your half-blood's tounge, you dare--."
-Bellatrix Lestrange
037.
Where you treasure is, there will be your heart also.
-Albus Dumbledore
038.
You are truly your father's son, Harry...
-Sirius Black
039.
Believe me. I never betrayed James and Lily. I would have died before I betrayed them.
-Sirius Black
040.
"When a wizard goes over to the dark side there's nothin', and no one matters to 'em anymore."
-Rubeus Hagrid
041.
"NEVER-INSULT-ALBUS-DUMBLEDORE-IN-FRONT-OF-ME!"
-Rubeus Hagrid
042.
"What's comin' will come, an' we'll meet it when it does."
-Rubeus Hagrid
043.
"Meant ter turn him into a pig, but I suppose he was so much like a pig anyway there wasn't much left ter do."
-Rubeus Hagrid
044.
"Ah, shut up, Dursley, yeh great prune."
-Rubeus Hagrid
045.
"Yeh did as much as yer father would've done, an' I can' give yeh no higher praise than that."
-Rubeus Hagrid
046.
"Harry Potter - Our new celebrity."
-Severus Snape
047.
"The Dark Arts are many, varied, ever-changing and eternal. Fighting them is like fighting a many-headed monster, which, each time a neck is severed, sprouts a head even fiercer and cleverer than before. You are fighting that which is unfixed, mutating, indestructible."
-Severus Snape
048.
The mind is not a book, to be opened at will and examined at leisure.
-Severus Snape
049.
"Oh, very good," interrupted Snape, his lip curling. "Yes, it is easy to see that nearly six years of magical education have not been wasted on you, Potter. 'Ghosts are transparent.'”
050.
Wit beyond measure is man's greatest treasure.
-Luna Lovegood
051.
"Mistletoe," said Luna dreamily, pointing at a large clump of white berries placed almost over Harry's head. He jumped out from under it. "Good thinking," said Luna seriously. "It's often infested with nargles."
052.
"A letter? Really, Dumbledore, you think you can explain all this in a letter? These people will never understand him! He'll be famous - a legend - I wouldn't be surprised if today was known as Harry Potter day in future - there will be books written about Harry - every child in our world will know his name!"
-Minerva McGonagall
053.
Dumbledore would have been happier than anybody to think that there was a little more love in the world.
-Minerva McGonagall
054.
“We teachers are rather good at magic, you know.”
-Minerva McGonagall
055.
"I hope you're pleased with yourselves. We could all have been killed - or worse, expelled."
-Hermione Granger
056.
"You are here to learn the subtle science and exact art of potionmaking.I don't expect you will really understand the beauty of the softly simmering cauldron with its shimmering fumes, the delicate power of liquids that creep through human veins, bewitching the mind, ensnaring the senses... I can teach you how to bottle fame, brew glory, even stopper death- if you aren't as big a bunch of dunderheads as I usually have to teach." -Severus Snape
057.
Bad news, Harry. I've just been to see Professor McGonagall about the Firebolt. She – er got a bit shirty with me. Told me I'd got my priorities wrong. Seemed to think I cared more about winning the Cup than I do about staying alive. Just because I told her I didn't care if it threw you off, as long as you caught the Snitch first.
-Oliver Wood
058.
"Hem Hem"
-Dolores Umbridge
059.
"Well, my gran brought me up and she's a witch," said Neville, "but the family thought I was all Muggle for ages. My great-uncle Algie kept trying to catch me off my guard and force some magic out of me – he pushed me off the end of Blackpool pier once, I nearly drowned – but nothing happened until I was eight. Great-uncle Algie came round for tea and he was hanging me out of an upstairs window by the ankles when my great-auntie Enid offered him a meringue and he accidentally let go. But I bounced – all the way down the garden and into the road. They were all really pleased. Gran was crying, she was so happy. And you should have seen their faces when I got in here – they thought I might not be magical enough to come, you see. Great-uncle Algie was so pleased he bought me my toad."
060.
"Dudders out for tea?"
"At the Polkisses'," said Aunt Petunia fondly. "He's got so many little friends, he's so popular...!"
061.
So this is what Dumbledore sends his great defender. A songbird and an old hat.
-Tom Marvolo Riddle
062.
Half an inch of skin and sinew holding my neck on, Harry! Most people would think that's good as beheaded, but oh , no, it's not enough fo Sir Properly Decapitated-Podmore.
Sir Nicholas de- Mimsey-Porpington (Nearly Headless Nick)
063.
There is no good and evil, there is only power...and those too weak to seek it.
-Voldemort
064.
“The truth.” Dumbledore sighed. “it is a beautiful and terrible thing, and therefore should be treated with caution…”
065.
Lockhart'll sign anything if it stands still long enough.
-Ron Weasley
066.
The happiest man on earth would be able to use the Mirror of Erised as a normal mirror, that is, he would look at himself exactly as he is.
-Albus Dumbledore
067.
It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.
- albus dumbledore
068.
Ron, I should tell you, most Muggles aren't exactly accustomed to seeing a flying car.
-Harry Potter
069.
Even in the wizarding world, hearing voices isn't a good sign.
-Hermione Granger
070.
I never really gave up on you. Not really. I always hoped... Hermione told me to get on with life, maybe go out with some other people, relax a bit around you, because I never used to be able to talk if you were in the room, remember? And she thought you might take a bit more notice if i was a bit more-- myself.
-Ginny Weasley
071.
The last time The Chamber of Secrets was opened, a Mudblood died. So it's only a matter of time before one of them is killed this time. As for me... I hope it's Granger.
-Draco Malfoy
072.
You were seen! By no less than seven Muggles! Do you have any idea how serious this is? You have risked the exposure of our world! Not to mention the damage you inflicted on Whomping Willow, that's been on these grounds since before you were born!
-Severus Snape
073.
RONALD WEASLEY! HOW DARE YOU STEAL THAT CAR? I AM ABSOUTELY DISGUSTED! YOU'RE FATHER'S NOW FACING AN INQUIRY AT WORK, AND IT'S ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT! IF YOU PUT ANOTHER TOE OUT OF LINE, WE'LL BRING YOU STRAIGHT HOME! And Ginny, dear, congratulations on making it into Gryffindor. Your Father and I are so proud.
-Molly Weasley
074.
Fame is a fickle friend Harry. Celebrity is as celebrity does. Remember that.
-Gilderoy Lockhart
075.
Dobby is very sorry, Dobby had to iron his hands...
-Dobby
076.
Allow me to introduce you to your new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher; me. Gilderoy Lockhart, Order of Merlin, Third Class, Honorary member of the Dark Force Defense League, and five time winner of Witch Weekly's Most Charming Smile Award. But I don't talk about that; I didn't get rid of the Banden Banshee by smiling at him.
-Gilderoy Lockhart
077.
“Can you believe our luck?” said Ron miserably, bending down to pick up Scabbers. “Of all the trees we could’ve hit, he had to get one that hits back.”
078.
“Don’t talk to me,” Ron said quietly to Harry ad Hermione as they sat down at the Gryffindor table a few minutes later, surrounded on all sides by excited talk on all sides about what had just happened. “Why not?” said Hermione in surprise. "Because, I want to fix that in my memory forever," said Ron, his closed and an uplifted expression on his face. "Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret..."
080.
Warlock D. J. Prod of Didsbury says: "My wife used to sneer at my feeble charms, but one month into your fabulous Kwikspell course an I succeeded in turning her into a yak! Thank you, Kwikspell!"
079.
His eyes are as green as a fresh pickled toad,
His hair is as dark as a blackboard.
I wish he was mine, he’s really divine,
The hero who conquered the Dark Lord.
-Ginny Weasley
081.
"You're alive," she said blankly to Harry. "There's no need to sound so disappointed," he said grimly, wiping flecks of blood and slime off his glasses. "Oh, well...I'd just been thinking...if you had died, you'd have been welcome to share my toilet," said Myrtle, blushing silver.
082.
So this is what Dumbledore sends his great defender. A songbird and an old hat.
-Tom Marvolo Riddle
083.
Weasley is our king,
Weasley is our king
He always lets the Quaffle in
Weasley is our king
Weasley cannot save a thing,
He cannot block a single ring
Thats why Slytherins all sing
Weasley
