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Name: pearline
Birthday: 9/28/1987
Gender: Female
Interests: you and those lovely shorts you wear.
Expertise: i like to peel the foil off of gum wrappers.
Occupation: Retired
Industry: Medical
Message: message me
Member Since:
7/15/2002
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oh man. so i think that im in need of a recap!
thursday
consisted of hanging out with mac pretty early. haha. but! we were both
half awake, so really it was okay. umm... we watched tv, had some nice
together time, THEN HAD A WATER HOSE FIGHT! =D haha. it was
ridiculuously fun. oh yeah. then i had to rush over to my place to meet
up with amanda, jen, and jo!
off we went to boston. haha. it was
an interesting day. LMFAO. although i know that im pretty much
traumatized for life. ill never go into a filene's basement fitting
room ever again. *wimper.
then steph's house? was that friday?
haha. i REEALLY dont remember at all. im such a doofus. anyways!
steph's house for the fire that we didnt really pay any attention to! i
got to see ppl! holy crap! haha. i was social for once! *does a little
dance. i finally got to see ivana, who i hadnt seen since june, kelsey,
laura, danielle, and aine, who i hadnt seen since we left school. umm..
steph and daniella who i also havent seen. JEEZUMS. oh yes. and some
nice quality time with mah sistas. yup. amanda, goulet, and jo are my
sistas.=D
uhh, yesterday was that free mall thing. hahahahaha. i
was there from 1:30 ish until 9. yeah. stupid much? haha. it wasnt my
fault! my siblings wanted to stay that long, well actually it was
moreso my SISTER that wanted to stay that long haha. so i ended up
doing everything possible. FREE HENNA, signing up for every sweepstakes
i saw... etc etc. me and jo took a picture from this hair thing.
hahahaha. you should see it. eh. ill scan it sometime. we're definitely
the hottest things EVER in it. yup. mmhmm.
today hopefully ill be going with mac to his godfather's house. *fingers crossed.
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i think i suffer from the occasional insomnia.
i woke up at around 330, but wasnt really concious until 4. and here i
am. sniffing the tea from my mug. (i dont like drinking it. i just like
the smell...) and playing tetris. i just lost, &only level 5. yeah
i know i suck. ugh... im soo tired. and my right ankle&knee hurt
reeeaally badly for some strange reason. i think it's from the soup
kitchen. they were really really shorthanded and the guy who runs it,
will, was overjoyed to see my aunt, my little brother, and me there. we
definitely had our work cut our for us. around 50-60 people showed
up... soo tiring. but it's a good/accomplished tiredness, so i guess
that's alright. anyways.. =( poo. i need to go to sleep. BUT I CANT.
great start aye kiddos?
oh
and i went to sleep at around 1, so today i shall be running on 2.5 hrs
of sleep. boohoo. yeah sorry. if ya didnt notice, when im cranky/tired
i tend to complain.
p.s.
anyone want to come next week? to
the soup kitchen i mean. we might have to take the train, it's in
boston.. but they really need the help.
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well i hope all of you are having fun in the sun..
because today is offically pearline's a vampire day!
why?! because ive been watching buffy!
hehe.
jaykay. it's cause the meds (the stuff i gotta put onto my arm) makes
my skin sensitive to sunlight. haha. yeaaah. eh whatever. it should be
better by tomorrow... hopefully.
well mac said he'd come over
and keep my company. cause im stuck inside. hehe. such a sweety aint
he? well later kiddos. have summer fun for me alright? =P
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so im feeling better now... sort of.
but
anyways, i burned my arm this morning, trying to get a thing of steak
out of the oven. yeaah. ouch much? i accidently spilled the juices from
the pan directly onto my wrist. it hurt like friggin hell. uh huh. i
was bawling my eyes out, hyperventilating and all that crap. haha yeah,
then to the doctor. this was all before noon. yup. before noon.
so
now im all bandaged. it was only first-degree and the doctor doesnt
think that it'll blister (thank god, that would be soo icky looking) so
yeah! that's it for now.
later babes. bring me some jello or something to make me feel better. =D
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| haha...
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday
night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event,
the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like
to go out and make love for the first time.
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes
a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the
boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know
about condoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like
to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the
family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his
first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his
girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents,
come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's
parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his
head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over
and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."
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