Moving on....? No just relocating.

For some time now "Truth" has been conspicuously absent from the www.cpbgroup.com site.

Is that them saying to an increasingly exasperated and somewhat-massively-more-intelligent-than-crispin-porter-and-bogusky-would-ever-credit-them-for audience "Truth campaign ? Us ? Why noooo not us guv !" Probably. Yet a miniscule bit of detective work shows they ARE still running the banality - simply click on "UK Home" and BINGO, there it is listed once again, along with Nike who are also mysteriously now missing from the (obviously more looked at) US list on the .com url.

We're implementing new changes here at Truth Lite. These include :

• Bullshit-seeking missiles targetted at Crispin Porter & Bogusky's offices
• No-talent seeker drones to find and decapitate all those no-talent arseholes who do things like remix fucking Truth adverts (and upload them like a steaming great cancerous AIDS infected-infected poo onto the internet for a bunch of 10 year olds to wank off to)
• Bullshit alert e-mail notifications to Xanga every time Crispin Porter & Bogusky drop another hypocritical clanger (the system is currently overloaded beyond capacity and we're looking to upgrade our servers).

Meanwhile it's been noted that all but one of the comments (so far) on Truth's latest entry have been negative and/or hostile. Most sensible, intelligent minds would perhaps either : actually realise they're turning off more people than they're turning on, or else at least attempt to respond to such critique. Instead they remain steadfast up in their coccaine-laiden ivory towers, devoid, it would seem, from the normal qualities and talents of every other Xanga user....that is to say : pull yourselves out from disappearing up your own arses and defend your insipid attempt at pulling the wool over everybody's eyes !!!

Yeah.....I really wouldn't bet any money on them attempting any form of witty retort based on the feeble quality of their work churned out thus far.

If a light cigarette can be just as dangerous as a regular, why do they call them light?

I just answered this Featured Question, you can answer it too!

If the money was good enough, would you endorse a product you knew was dangerous?

Well, let's see now...www.xanga.com/truth are actually Crispin Porter and Bogusky - www.cpbgroup.com - and upon visiting their flimsy advertising portfolio you will find THEY ENDORSE BURGER KING AND COKE ZERO. 2 products which OOOOH let me see now - one is one of the biggest reasons the world is turning into a bunch of fat obese lard-arses, and the other one contains chemicals used for rust removal.

So how about you start practising what you preach, you banal fuckwits. 

   

I just answered this Featured Question, you can answer it too!

And now a word from Crispin Porter & Bogusky's sponsors :

http://www.nowpublic.com/nike-censors-art-about-it-using-child-labor-0

Yes I see the great and good child-labor-loving Nike are another customer of CPB group's banal attempt at advertising campaigns.

Here is the fine piece of artwork they would both rather you didn't look at :

Should you find it a concern that an advertising company who constantly ram down your throat underhand tactics of tobacco companies is secretly subscribing to a Xanga that tries to spread the truth about them ?