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Country: United States
State: California
Birthday: 6/2/1981
Gender: Male


Occupation: Government
Industry: Government


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Member Since: 11/12/2002

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Sunday, September 18, 2005

Wow, an update...

      What led to an update?  Extreme boredom and a noteworthy incident.  I was sitting in a cafe with a friend, enjoying a conversation.  In walks four kids, making all sorts of ruckus.  They annoy the hell out of the employees and then loiter for a little bit.  One knucklehead decides to sit right next to our table (the entire cafe is empty) and stare in our general direction.  Of course we stop talking, feeling a bit uncomfortable with this turd.  A second knucklehead walks by, and as he does, the first knucklehead says something to him.  The second knucklehead proceeds to sit at our table, look me in the eye and say, "What? You don't like ______ people?"  I stare blankly at him, half wanting to deck him and half just being plain shocked.  My friend asks him if we ever said we didn't like ______ people.  He doesn't say anything, gets up and walks away with his shithead friends. 
    I bleeped out the race 'cause it's not important.  I find it disturbing that someone could have that big of a chip on their shoulder.  The automatic assumption was we stopped talking because there were ______ people around.  We stopped talking because there were loud, punkass kids who clearly wanted to start some shit.  When the hell are people gonna stop blaming their race for all their problems and start looking at their conduct?
   A ______ person called my friend a "chino" yesterday.  Mind you, all I got to say is this person should know, perhaps better than all of us, how it feels to be called a racial name.  Yet, with some of these idiots, if you even mentioned race, they'd have civil rights leaders crawling up your ass so fast you wouldn't know what hit you. 

I love the hypocrisy. 

This is what I have to look forward to when I get out in the field
Currently Listening: Batman Begins


Thursday, May 05, 2005

http://msn.match.com/msn/article.aspx?articleid=3709&TrackingID=516311&BannerID=544658&GT1=6442

What a bleeping idiot...
Throw away a potentially fulfilling relationship because the guy's too fuckin skinny?? Wow...
If the majority of the world, both guys and girls, are like this, which I suspect they are, there's no hope.  It's over.  That's it.  Adios. 
Currently Reading: True Blue: Police Stories by Those Who Have Lived Them


Wednesday, April 13, 2005

Wow an update.  I'm sicker than a dog at the moment, so I guess there's nothing else better to do   Anyway, academy and work's all that's been going on.  I finished the Level III portion of the academy in March and am currently in the Level II portion.  If you're wondering what the hell Level III and Level II and Level I are, go here

 http://post.ca.gov/training/rpop/pdf/RPOP-summary.pdf

And now, some pictures for your amusement:

Yes in about two seconds, my instructor, who is a retired lieutenant 30 years with the LA County Sheriffs Department, will put me on the floor with reverse wrist twist followed by a hammer lock.


The application...bottom line: applied correctly, suspect's down.  Period. 


If I appear amused, I'm actually in awe.  One second, I was standing; the next, I was happily on the floor. 


 Two miles straight up, two miles straight down...going down actually hurts more, shin splints and aching knees...ouch. 


A nice class portrait.

That's all folks!


Sunday, February 27, 2005

Self-Re·li·ance (slfr-lns) n.

Reliance on one's own capabilities, judgment, or resources; independence.

Isn't this what all people should strive for?  I imagine there's no greater feeling in the world, knowing that even when shit is hitting the fan at a hundred miles an hour, you can always count on yourself to get yourself through it.  Why do I bring this up?  After speaking with a friend tonight, I realized those who have not been in a relationship, or those who have been single for long period of time, are not as doomed as they think they are.  Why you ask?  Because they are self reliant.  They'be already learned to live life without depending on others.  They're used to it.  It's not a conscious effort for them anymore, especially those who have been single for a long time.  Yes, everybody strives for companionship whether they want to admit it or not, but nobody ever thinks about what happens when that companionship is stripped away?  You're left with nothing.  And I do mean that literally.  Nothing.  You lose your best friend/bf or gf and though it may not be the case, you feel like you no longer have anyone to talk to.  After relying on your significant other for so long, you now have to learn to operate independently, it's almost like you're being reborn.  It fuckin stinks, believe me.  So when you think about it really, all the single folks out there...you're pretty lucky.  Not that you won't be happier when you find someone, but you already know what it's like to be on your own and no one can take that away from you
Currently Playing: Look What You've Done


Sunday, February 13, 2005

In recognition of impending Singles Awareness Day on Monday:


You wish it happened like this...woman pays male gigolo to accompany her to a wedding where her ex-fiance is the best man.  Woman gets inebriated, sleeps with gigolo, falls in love with gigolo.  On another realistic note, best man tells groom he's been sleeping with AND is in love with bride.  Groom gets really upset, walks out on wedding, has "heart to heart" talk with gigolo, realizes he can forgive bride, goes back and gets married...ARE YOU FUCKIN SERIOUS??????  I liked Debra Messing...and that's about it.

This one was more light hearted, a somewhat believable story.  At least you got to see the transition from the time they meet to the time they fall in love.  Kevin James's character was the most outstanding, a beacon of hope for all the little guys out there. 

On that note, if you're one of the lucky ones, have fun on Monday. 




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