| well its been about a month and a half since the last update.. since that is such a long time i think itd be better to tell you all of the things that didnt happen instead of those that did.. i didnt die, become rich, find the love of my life(or did i?), have sex, do drugs, get abducted by aliens, finish school yet, kill anyone, bury a body for someone else, join a cult, start a cult, get drunk, get my license, get a car, run a 7 minute mile, crash, burst into flames, witness the apocalpyse on 6-6-06, get over the fact that i hate Konnick, pass my english final project, win every baseball game i played in, become a weather man, witness a mass suicide, become a buddisht, admit that im gay(which im not), play football for money, go to a World Cup game, flood my basement, break my leg, beat up an umpire, slaughter a small family of slovakian immigrants, eat a whole live chicken, see the end of Cinderella Man, start watching the 4400 yet, watch a movie in the theaters, start a small revolution in Andorra(in a country that tiny everything is small), dig a hole to china, strike gold(black or yellow), become a fashion tycoon, become a fachist, eat a communist's head, become an Asian, get a job, or start my career as a professional daredevil. ok so maybe i was wrong, it would have been easier to tell you what i did instead of the many things that i did not do.. but think of it this way, you may not know what i did, but you have a nice long list of some of the things that i did not do.. useless but you have to live with it because of my massive lack of caring.. PEace..
"On the positive side we only lost by eight points" "the annoying thing is, that is looking on the positive side" "it kinda sucks being so sucky and all" "nice vocabulary there buddy" "fuck you" lets just say my baseball team sucks again this year, but they are a cool group of kids so its fun.. and we won a game.. hoo rah.. |
