***i get more tired when i sit on my a** all day then when i run around town, driving everywhere, retrieving goodies for my bosses... i guess i'm more dog than cat.

***christian radio is very relaxing during work... i just wish they didn't play the same 10 songs over and over again! 

***also, why are there plastic surgery commercials on christian radio?  trying to improve on what GOD has given???

***freshed, baked chocolate chip cookies are more addictive and irresistible than crack!

***they make a SpongeBob Squarepants LEGO thing... how do i know?... cause it stares at me ALL day!

***white people are just as short as asians... sometimes

***what does the Silver Surfer surf on?  Air?  The crushed dreams of Hollywood hopefuls? 

***what's the point of $15 concert tickets when Ticket"master" charges a $9.75 convenience charge to buy them on the net?  i'm goin down to the local bodega/CD shop to purchase them there ese!

***why does thinking about random thoughts help you realize that reality isn't as scary or horrible as it seems sometimes?  i don't know... but i'm goin to try and make this a daily habit (yeah right!... i'm convinced "habit" was once a synonym of "fetter")

peace...love... hot chocolate can't hold a candle to TANG! (i have no idea what that means!)

The entertainment industry is filled with ego-manical freaks.  their existence is fueled by the need to make themselves feel superior, even if it means projecting their mistakes and insecurities on others just to do so.

i left my first job in the "industry" 1 month into it for this reason alone.

i wasn't the bearer of much of the anguish, but frankly seeing coworkers taking crap for no good reason really takes a toll on the morale of the individual and the office.

good news is that I've already received another job... i started today working at Nickelodeon, the bastion of childhood entertainment and breeding ground for future drug addicts and scientologists.

i am honestly happier here, especially because i'll actually be working live action instead of couped up in a post production office with a crazy boss.

let's see if i get slimed anytime soon.  check back to find out if i do or not....

btw... starting September watch out for a show called iCarly on Nick.  It should be AMAZING!!... i think =1

peace... love... double TRUE!