Yes, it is running through my head. :P So here's the toast song. :D

TOAST! All around the country and coast to coast people always say what do you like most? I don't want to brag, I don't want to boast I always tell 'em I like toast YEAH TOAST!! YEAH TOAST!! I get up in the morning 'bout 6am have a little jelly, have a little jam take a piece of bread, put it in the slot push down the lever and the wires get hot I get toast... YEAH TOAST!! YEAH TOAST!! Now there's no secret to toasting perfection... there's a dial on the side and you make your selection push to the dark or the lite and then if it pops too soon.. press down again make toast... YEAH TOAST!! YEAH TOAST!! When the first caveman drove in from the dregs didn't know what would go with the bacon and the eggs must've been a genius, got it in his head plug the toaster in the wall, buy a bag of bread make toast... YEAH TOAST!! YEAH TOAST!! Oh oui monsieur bonjour cauquet uh huh.. croissant a vous avez maurice chevalier effiel tower uh oui marie bagget bon soir FRENCH TOAST!! FRENCH TOAST!! in chicago or on the bob and tom show.. YEEEEAAAA TOAST!!! Yeah eeah eeah eeah toast...

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