THE SIMPSONS The Day the Violence Died Bart meets a bum who says he created Itchy and Scratchy. Tonight at 7:00 p.m.
Sleeping With the Enemy Bart tries desperately to reunite Nelson with his family after Marge takes Nelson in, forcing Bart to share a bedroom with his tormentor. Tonight at 7:30 p.m.
FRIENDS The One With the Embryos Phoebe undergoes a procedure so she can serve as a surrogate mother. Tonight at 10:00 p.m.
WILL & GRACE A.I.: Artificial Insemination Will and Grace vacillate on artificial or natural means of conceiving a baby; Jack receives career advice from his show-business idol, Cher. Tonight at 10:30 p.m.
SEX & THE CITY Escape From New York Carrie, Samantha and Miranda visit Los Angeles; Charlotte and Trey's situation deteriorates. Tonight at 11:00 p.m.
Let There Be Light Carrie spends the night with Aleksandr; Charlotte volunteers to help others; Miranda gives Robert elevator custody; Samantha reignites an old flame. Tonight at 11:30 p.m