Dear Dr. Moo,

What do you say to young ladies who are trying very hard to focus on their studies, but are distracted by the plethora of handsome gents all over campus? It's almost impossible to get any work done when there is always a boy to talk to. Any advice? Is the answer simply to ignore?

(P.S. This something I never struggle with; I ask on behalf of the rest of the female TMC population.)

Dear Weary in Waldock,

For one, I haven't noticed the "plethora of handsome gents" so I personally haven't had the problem.  As for not being able to focus on studies because of them, well take that up with the Lord.  Don't ignore them... for the most part you can learn a lot from them.  However, just train your thoughts to escape to another subject when you find yourself drifting into "No Man Land."

Cheers.

~ Dr. Moo

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