Since he's not Iraq (how do you know) then where is he (you dont know)?

Are you aware that in a recent interview with Sports Illustrated, one Iraqi soccer star indicated that were he not playing soccer at the moment, he would be fighting in the insurgency for revenge of his cousin's death at the hands of coalition forces? (Thenarrator has the source on his site.)

Americans know nothing about football - er, soccer. The President should not pretend that he does...or he may get, well, burned.

Right weezerbaby...cause bin Laden would go to the place in the world where there is a Shi'ite majority and hundreds of thousands of US troops.

Don't be a moron.

Hey, I'm not saying I know where he is. But I know none of you have the slightest clue. You can't win this debate, you don't know where bin Laden is.

well I'm pretty sure we can use some deductive reasoning to get a general location.  I'm pretty positive he's not in the US (or Canada for that matter).  And you're just proving Whackbush's point.  We don't know where he is.  He sure as hell isn't in Iraq though.  And we aren't doing that great of a job to catch ONE person.  How long have we been searching for him?  Almost 2 and a half years?  Come on...  That's a little ridiculous.  He should be punished for his actions regarding 9/11, but I honestly think he's the least of our problems right now considering the world seems to be pissed at our president.  I didn't think anyone could destroy our foreign relations as much as President Bush did.

(now awaiting the conservative comment that the US doesn't need the rest of the world and they can all go to hell)

FUCK BUSH!!!! CHEAP SEX.............

Or I will just say that you dont where he is again, because it is true. You havent the slightest idea. If you, the armchair FBI agent, can already tell that bin Laden isnt in three countries of the world, you wouldnt be an armchiar FBI agent.

well... I'm telling you where he's not.  You'd think you could draw some consclusions from where he's not... No, Weezer... We won't be able to tell whether he likes hot dogs...  We'll be able to tell where he IS!

step 1:  Find a general location the man might be at
step 2:  Survey the land and interview people to find more specific location

I'd also like to point out that I'm actually not the armchair FBI agent.  I'm just throwing out some common sense for you.  If Weezer believes that Osama is in Canada, lord have mercy on his armchair FBI agent skills.  If you can't apply logic and deductive reasoning, then don't make an attempt to figure out where someone is hiding.

(And I'm still confused as to why Weezer would back up WhackBush's beginning point...)

So you think we aren't taking those two extremely board and general steps in finding this man?

And what deductive reasoning is it that you are talking about?

I am positive bin Laden is not in Iraq.

1) He's a Sunni. Iraqis are primarily Shi'ite, and this opposition does not have as much of a religious undertone as the Western media ould have you believe. Indeed, Iraqis tend to be fairly secular, just like Palestinians. (Sources: The Arabs; Bush in Babylon; A History of the Arab Peoples)

2) Bin Laden does not want to be caught. Bin Laden has kidney problems. Bin Laden needs dialysis. Dialysis is a fairly conspicuous procedure, especially in the Middle East. We have more than a hundred thousand troops in Iraq. These troops would notice something as uncommon as dialysis for a six and a half foot tall Saudi who can't speak the Iraqi dialect. Because dyalisis, as you know if you have a friend or relative with kidney failure, is a very noticeable thing. The machine is massive. Which brings me full circle. The one plave in the world Bin Laden definitely doesn't want to be is in Iraq.

Let's do a little experiment on the PATRIOT Act...I've always wanted to do this...

I have Osama bin Laden in my basement! (My name is President George W Bush.)

Let me take out the amateurs first:

LeRoiD emu: Yes, our soldiers are taught to kill civilians, what an idiot.

Magdalene Papillion: He stole the elction, eh? Um...sorry, but how? Was it not Gore who insisted on recounting the votes from just one county rather than the entire state, so he could actually throw out the overseas ballots (typically Republican voters).

Ok.

To neverworld, as far as solid evidence, you have none. Yes, you make some points, but as far as knowing you don't. Think about it: Fully trained FBI, CIA and many other countries supreme investigators are gathering information daily. Sp everytime someone claims to know eher he is/isn't, it's just elementary.

I'm just tired of hearing everyone complain about not catching this idiot yet.

He has an endless supply of money at his dispense. God knows the connections he has with all of the corrupt Middle Eastern governments, minus Afghanistan and Iraq, thank you Mr. President.