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McDonald's is becoming McGhetto's

Wed, 14 May 2008 04:01:49 GMT

You want to know why? I'll tell you why! It's not just because of rude customers either, so don't belittle me!
1. Suspected robbers have came into the store and threaten to rob[sure they can be posers, but read on...]
2. Garftti appears in bathroom stalls.
3. Attempted chair theft
4. A hit run incident in the parking lot
5. People spending 6 dollars on double cheeseburgers, just to throw them in the store...

So yeah, the ghetto is coming. May not be today, but soon, there will be a drive thru shooting, and I'm sure one of the managers is a pimp. Does anyone happen to be in the black market? I need a M-16 and an RPG.

P.S. I'm leaving in the mourning, everyone have a good weekend!

Inactivity Part Deux, The Return

Mon, 12 May 2008 15:28:00 GMT

I've been busier because of work and other crap, sorry I hadn't had much thought to read or write posts. Hopefully I'll make a comeback after Next Sunday. Don't cry or tell me never to come back, I'll be back again, doing posts that otherwise shouldn't be created or read or eaten. So until I have some free time, pretend I exist as something cooler. An angel would be nice, or a dinosaur; actaully Chuck Norris would be awesome.

Where The Hell Have I Been, Mister!

Fri, 09 May 2008 10:31:09 GMT

You want to know also, eh? Fine... I'll tell you...

I've been in Hell and Finals Week. Ntohing new about Hell, still under paid and over-yelled. Final Weeks is a different story. 3 tests on Monday, Essay day/Anime Night on Tuesday [Sorry that I prefer human comapny along with seeing weird movies to Xanga. I've failed big time.] Sell books, turn in reports on Wednesday, and be sick on Wednessday. Sleep for 13 hours, do another report, and study on Thursday. Today I'll turn in my report, do my last final and work a 5 to close tonight. So yeah, I've been kinda stressed and been to busy for an intelligent post, let alone any. I'll make a deal, after my final, I'll write an awesome post that has a life message besides, "Whyerd_Neighme is crazy."

I just wish I was able to load pictures onto it, which I'll try today, as I'm at school, not my sucky home PC.

P.S. I'll try to comment on posts I've missed.

Love, but not in love, sorry,

Whyerd_Neighme

Why do I sign if y'alls know who I am? Why did the text turn black on me? Am I now a Sith lord? If so, awesome! ^^ Why did do that if you all know if being a Sith lord would make me happy?

I always wanted to do this...

Fri, 02 May 2008 12:42:31 GMT

What is something you feel you can do better than anyone else?

What do you mean feel? I know what I'm better at than anyone else! It's not answering these Featured Questions! Wait, I did? Damn it...

This is why porn and communism rule the world...

Be like me, a tool, and answer some stupid Featured Question of the past, like did you know so and so cause vaginal cancer, or something as brainless and unthoughtful, talk to antisoccermom for a more thoughtful question? At least it was interesting and made me think. However you can answer it too, if you really wanted to... The links are to the one I answered, sadly not to antisoccermom's site, as I don't know how to do that...

Yeah, about that...

Fri, 02 May 2008 09:48:57 GMT

Sorry about going crazy there a couple of days ago... Well, I was going to post something real, then my comp crashed... Sure that's fine and dandy on it's own, but I'm approaching finals week, with a lot of papers due, money issues pop up, I haven't been able to read other blogs, so on and so forth. Let's see I went to the edge a little bit, not only listening to "3's and 7's" by Queens of the Stone Age and other songs mentioned, also "Money Honey" by State of Shock, "Bottoms Up" by Keke Palmer, "My Name" by slim shady [can't write his real name to save my life], and "City at War" by Cobra Starship. So with that I fuel, I flew like a bat outta' hell, then down the Grand Canyon. Before I go any further, let me how bad I traumatized you all... 0 comments! Yea! I didn't scar you! *clears throat* I mean, what am I talking about, let's go with some good news...

I have an idea on my first satire piece, I just know have to learn about Squirrels...

To the batcave! {Hopefully a non-crazy blog entry awaits us}

"Big Sis, my arm came off..."

Thu, 01 May 2008 00:06:49 GMT

Well cat, from the awesome movie Cat Soup, while you lost your arm, I lost my sanity. That's right, I've gone in the ways of Cypress Hill and now is Insane in the Membrane. Yes, I see that I have something in common with a cat, from an anime movie, a trippy anime movie, so trippy that Alice in Wonderland seems like a Target. Besides losing things, we've been on a boat, have siblings, and had near death experiences. Eh, aren't I cat? What you won't speak? That's right, you only speak in thought bubbles, damn it... So, I've been alone this whole entire time, hm...

[You may want to run if you haven't all ready done so...]

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGHGHGHGHGHGGHGHGHGHGHGHGSDNCSVSMVS<VMSDF! I'm Whyerd, hear me scream like a lunatic!
"Look at me...
Too White and Nerdy"-Weird Al

"You can do whatever your feel"-The Village People
That reminds me, would one of my biggest hits be something that totally's makes me a sell out... Like the song Y.M.C.A

"Her mind... made up
The love is gone"
That's right Theory of a Deadman, that would be right if I had one in the first place...

Want a tip here's one, the 20 some cents I have in my pockets which I decide to keep.

Ever see stress eat a person? It's not like a shark, it's like normal gold fish, taking little nibbles, agonizing you... Taking there sweet, sweet time...

I need to become a real human and rant about real stuff...

"We belong to the light
We belong to the thunder...
We belong! We belong,
We belong together"

Well said Pat Benetar, me and random go hand and...

[Random battle!]

Whyerd flees!

Dear McDonald's Customers,

Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:34:03 GMT

I know our relationship hasn't been doing to well lately. It's a vicious cycle of you telling me, "The customer is always right," and I tell you straight, then you scream at me, then I lose all empathy in my body. It has to stop, for me to be able to deal with you for at least another year, I have to set some ground rules. Don't fret, it as much as you, well more with you than me.

1. Don't yell at me.

Though I'm your favorite person and you approach me first, don't assume I'm the person who made the mistake. As you yell at me, "Fix the stupid mistake you did! Now I want done right as you lose your hearing," I lose a part of my soul. We all know I need a soul for the afterlife, I envision, and if I don't have a soul, Hell even won't allow me in. And I keep hearing rave reviews about heaven, and I would like to see that place; and I need a soul, actually a good one; but a soul nevertheless to enter. Plus, it makes me feel like the bad guy when I have to correct you.

2. Don't ask for food you didn't order.

C'mon, we all know you didn't lose the slip as well as 'forgetting' those 4 apple pies. Plus I'm not senile yet, so I'll remember your pitiful face, not asking for the food you now demand. Anyways, I don't want to be the one responsible for you going to prison and losing your figure. Besides, coming through drive thru or not, I don't pay attention to people's orders, unless I'm in drive thru.

3. Pay the damn 22 cents or hold your peace.

When I tell you that you have to pay for the sauce, as you didn't order nuggets or selects, or want extra. Why do you have to tell me that Burger King gives it to you to free! If you want that kind of special treatment, then go back to that slimeball who likes to serve you cold food. Besides, I'm not being paid by the bastards, so talk to my manager, not me. Just also know, ketchup, mustard and mayo are the only ones who are free.

4. Don't lie about money.

Yes, you may be poor, but I'm not making myself poorer to make you richer. I know what you gave me, and I have an eye in the sky to prove me otherwise. Okay, God too; but I was referring to the video camera. Do you think I'm going to give you money after your sob story? If you need money, get a loan from the bank. Have bad credit, then rob a bank. I'm not cutting my paycheck, thank you very much.

5. Don't hold conversations.

Unless I know you, don't try to act like you know me. I prefer to be the polite, silent type. I don't want to hear how your uncle is going through surgery, that your father is the manager, or having kids are horrible; as I'll remain silent and will hire a lawyer or have one appointed to me. I just want to make sure you give the right amount of money, and is given the right amount of food.

6. Don't tell jokes... For the sake of my sanity, no jokes...

"Maybe we should be given free food. [laughter]"
"I want 14 Double Cheeseburgers. Just kidding, I only want 1! [laughter]"
"Ass fucker! [laughter]"

Honestly? Are you high or something? How are these funny? Someone please explain, do I not find them funny as I'm a heavy watcher of Comedy Central and my favorite comedians are George Carlin, Lewis Black, Ron White, and Gabriel Inglesia [no clue if I spelled his name right]. See I'm a tough critic, so your jokes may not be happy to everyone.

Please customers, keep those rules in mind; then maybe I would be more happy to see you.

Your McDonald's worker,

Whyerd_Neighme

No X's or O's for you!

Are You Sure This Is All Natural?

Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:43:44 GMT

Look all around us?

It's snowing outside my window, and it's the end of April
My wiper blade is broken
I had to get a new exhaust for the car
That knowing is half the battle
Crop circles
[Going to make me sound I have something against Russians, but I can't help but say it] Communism

If this is reality, then I'm not going insane! Yes! I'm not crazy, it all exists! Whoo!

Something to blog...

I hate Mother Nature... She must hate me too or must be going through PMS to make it snow...

Yeah, I more than likely insulted people... I never should've brought communism...

Well, I'm bored, that sums about it, I wish I had something profound, but I don't...

Have you heard, "White Rabbit" by Jefferson Airplane?

That's what's playing in my head right now...

So, I hope you something better going on than I do!

Round 2 of Xangan Idol!

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 16:44:22 GMT

I've made it to round 2! I must not get cocky now, I have to answer these 20 questions to win. All of those who love and hate me, thank you for believing I exist. It makes me fell that I can win. Let's do this thang!

Xangan Idol quiz of doom

Theblackspiderman asks:
1. If you were a Mortal Kombat character, what would you finishing move be?

I ask my fallen opponent, "Want dinner, on me?"
Of course, overwhelmed by my genorisity says, "Yes."
At McDonald's, the enemy gets done eating, and I ask, "Was that good?"
"Yes, thank you!"
Then I snicker, "Good, 'cause its your last!"
I throw a cup of the infamous, hot coffee. While they scream in pain, I drag them to the fry vat, tossing them in. While the compeitor screams, I keep bashing him with a fry basket. After a minute, I scoop him out and lay him on the grill. After he's finsih cooking, I put him on a giant bun and top him off with ketchup, mustard, pickels, and cheese. I put the still alive, but finsished sandwich on the counter asking, "Anyone want a McKombat?"
Then this fat guy comes out and eats the sandwich. Then the announcer procliams, "McFatility"

2. Do we need the letters X or Q?

Of course we do! Here's 10 reason why!
1. Xanga wouldn't exist, as "X" would be needed
2. The X-Men would be called the M-Men, people would try to eat them instead of asking them to save people
3. The X-games would be called the E-games, E is for "self-Esteem", and it would be ran like the Special Olympics
4. There would be no indicator of treaure, on a map
5. In letters, people would have to write 'kiss' instead of the simplier "x", and many letter writers would experince arthritis
6. Many faces would not be able to be usable anymore, such as "XD" which says, "I'm laughing while my eyes are closed."
7. 10 in roman numerals would have to be written out as VVVVVVVVVV
8. That Queen Elzibeth would not be the ruler of England, as Dairy is with ice cream.
9. "I no longer work here!" doesn't have the same punch as, "I quit"
10. America would fall to comunism

3. Say for example, the Justice League characters had a free-for-all fight. Who would win?
Wonder Woman, as she knows all the weaknesses of the men, from sleeping with them, as well as she can show off her naked body. Once she displays her breast, any man; gay, straight, or bi; would fall on their knees, drooling.

4. Should pizza be classified as "pie"
No! Once pizza is a pie, then cheeseburger woulde claim it would have to be included. The after cheeseburger, it's tacos, then salad, the apples, and so on. Then everything in the world would be a pie, making the name meaningless.

5. What would your dream date be like?
I had one last night. Me and Jessica Alba were talking to each other, while swimming in a pool. I wished that was real.

DrugInducedDuck asks:

1. Who would win a fight to the death with only machetes, TheTheologiansCafe or FullMetalBunny?
I don't know either of them, so I have to go by name. Though TheTheologiansCafe sounds like the smart, Chuck Norris type; I have to go with FullMetalBunny, as it sounds like that person would over come any obsticle, with or without a machete.

Xangan Idol quiz of doom

Theblackspiderman asks:
1. If you were a Mortal Kombat character, what would you finishing move be?

I ask my fallen opponent, "Want dinner, on me?"
Of course, overwhelmed by my generosity says, "Yes."
At McDonald's, the enemy gets done eating, and I ask, "Was that good?"
"Yes, thank you!"
Then I snicker, "Good, 'cause it’s your last!"
I throw a cup of the infamous, hot coffee. While they scream in pain, I drag them to the fry vat, tossing them in. While the competitor screams, I keep bashing him with a fry basket. After a minute, I scoop him out and lay him on the grill. After he's finish cooking, I put him on a giant bun and top him off with ketchup, mustard, pickles, and cheese. I put the still alive, but finished sandwich on the counter asking, "Anyone want a McKombat?"
Then this fat guy comes out and eats the sandwich. Then the announcer proclaims, "McFatility"

2. Do we need the letters X or Q?

Of course we do! Here's 10 reason why!
1. Xanga wouldn't exist, as "X" would be needed
2. The X-Men would be called the M-Men, people would try to eat them instead of asking them to save people
3. The X-games would be called the E-games, E is for "self-Esteem", and it would be ran like the Special Olympics
4. There would be no indicator of treasure, on a map
5. In letters, people would have to write 'kiss' instead of the simpler "x", and many letter writers would experience arthritis
6. Many faces would not be able to be usable anymore, such as "XD" which says, "I'm laughing while my eyes are closed."
7. 10 in roman numerals would have to be written out as VVVVVVVVVV
8. That Queen Elizabeth II would not be the ruler of England, as Dairy is with ice cream.
9. "I no longer work here!" doesn't have the same punch as, "I quit"
10. America would fall to communism

3. Say for example, the Justice League characters had a free-for-all fight. Who would win?
Wonder Woman, as she knows all the weaknesses of the men, from sleeping with them, as well as she can show off her naked body. Once she displays her breast, any man; gay, straight, or bi; would fall on their knees, drooling.

4. Should pizza be classified as "pie"
No! Once pizza is a pie, then cheeseburger would claim it would have to be included. The after cheeseburger, it's tacos, then salad, the apples, and so on. Then everything in the world would be a pie, making the name meaningless.

5. What would your dream date be like?
I had one last night. Jessica Alba and I were talking to each other, while swimming in a pool. I wished that was real.

DrugInducedDuck asks:

1. Who would win a fight to the death with only machetes, TheTheologiansCafe or FullMetalBunny?
I don't know either of them, so I have to go by name. Though TheTheologiansCafe sounds like the smart, Chuck Norris type; I have to go with FullMetalBunny, as it sounds like that person would overcome any obstacle, with or without a machete.

2. If someone killed everyone you loved, took everything you owned, beat you until you were unconscious, what creative way would you exact your revenge?
Once I wake up, I find the bastard and drag them to Disneyworld. Once there, I strap that someone so they go through the "It's a Small World After All" ride. And I would make that someone bare that evil, stupid song, until he dies!

3. What is the greatest song ever written?
"White Rabbit" by Jefferson Airplane

4. What is your weapon of choice?
Jedi powers! I like to force someone to soil themselves, thus defeating them in battle, as they flee for a new pair of undies. Also with the powers, I don't need a physical weapon.

5. What are your last words going to be?
I'm leaving you with all my precessions. I'm joking, I'm giving it to charity, so you get nothing!

Mystic_Xingjing asks:

1. How is your relationship with your big toe?
I have two, which both hate me. I don't know what I did to them, but the keep giving me ingrown toenails.

2. If you are chosen as the Xanga Idol, what would your first contribution to Xanga be?
Another bizarre post, except this one was made after I waas choosen Xangan Idol

3. What's the story behind your Xanga ID?
For a story I did, I wanted to make a weird name for a character. That's when it struck me, Whyerd Neighme. I liked the name so much, I decided to do some identity theft. So that name is my name too.

4. Boxers or briefs?
I go with the happy medium, boxer briefs.

5. 3 wishes. What would they be?
1. That all the foods in the world are 1 calorie
2. That I have Jedi powers
3. That someone would go out and make my wishes come true

Amandasbiggestfan asks:

1. Which would you rather see, a UFO or a ghost?
A ghost, so I can use the lame phrase, "I see dead people," other than at funerals.

2. Which do you like better, cats or dogs?
Cats, as they aren't so stupid. If you don't believe me, tell me which animal does tricks to be feed? Do you ever see a cat roll over for cat nip?

3. Who or what inspires you to blog?
I inspire myself, to see if anything I write makes sense to people. I found out that I kinda do make sense to other people.

4. What's your favorite Kung-fu movie (or just any movie with martial arts in it) of all time?
The one I will be creating, "Chuck Norris vs. Bruce Lee vs. Jackie Chan vs. Jet Li". It's not doing so well, as there's no complete script, and one of the actors are dead.

5. Who's your least favorite Xangan Idol judge? (loaded question, so choose wisely)
I don't hate anyone, I'm too neutral for that. And if you ask, "I thought you hate customers," you have to remember one thing. Customers are a thing, not a person.

That's it, I've sealed my fate, it could either be good or bad. Please leave e-Props if you want me to win!

Guzi's Back, Back Again, Guzi's Back, Guzi's Back, Guzi's Back.

Tue, 22 Apr 2008 18:55:39 GMT

Guzi's Top 10

By: Guzi, don't believe Whyerd_Neighme

Vol. 4: The Come Back

Hello friends, you might remember me from a long time ago. One of those times defiantly when Whyerd [censored] shot me in the [censored] head [censored]. Then he held a an open casket funeral of my cremated remains. The reason I'm alive is, while Whyerd was gloating that he killed me, I placed a copy of Othello in my place. I was sadden when Whyerd couldn't tell the difference between me and Othello. I would understand if it was the game, but it was a copy of the book. Would I have been remembered as boring and hard to understand? Well, we'll see about that, because I doing a new Guzi's Top 10 called, Why Is There... Yes, these question may or may have not been asked to me. I'll start the article off with, Why Is There

An Article Called Guzi's Top 10 When Whyerd_Neighme Runs It: I can simply tell you that, Whyerd is an attention seeker. Not the normal, "Look at me, I'm drunk and hitting myself in the nuts!" or "Look at me, I'm on America's Funniest Home Videos because I got hit in the nuts!" It's because he want to be famous for writing something, minus the time that it takes to write something of importance.

1000's of McDonald's Stores: Just to rub in the fact I work at one of them.

Laws Against Killing Oneself: It's because lawmakers feel, next to murder victims, that people that kill themselves have the highest chance of becoming a zombie. Though rare cases, it's a precaution to protect the living from the alive, but not in the normal human way.

Late Fees For Overdue Library Books: That is because Librarians are dormant animals, who don't eat that often. Don't let their cheery smiles and hushing fool you, they don't have a life that is beyond living in those hallowed halls filled with books. They only leave the place for one thing, food. There diet of McDonald's salads is rather costly and refuse to eat anything that isn't a plant made for humans. Since they are law abiding citizens, they refuse to steal food, just the money from people who happen to be one day late with a book.

Only 6 Episodes of Fooly Cooly [Which is called "ef el see el" by cool kids]: I couldn't find a good answer to that, so I made one of my own. It's because in episode 7, not only Haruhara get's back together with Naota, they explain the meaning of life. Let's say when the meaning is revealed, people's head explode from someone killing those people to keep it a secret.

Have To Be So Many Languages: It's because the creators of them are so different. Listen to each dialect; you can hear the 'implied meanings'; as 'romantic' of Spanish and Italian, 'brutally honest' of German, 'I don't want people to be able to say 'L' in many Asian languages, 'Let's make Canada bilingual' in French, and 'I want to mess with people who decides to speak in my langauge with too many rules and loopholes' in English, and "Hopes You Words Made Write" of people attempting to write or speak Engrish.

So Much Opportunities Why Aren't There More Millionaires: That is because the diet of Presidents, C.E.Os, and other important rich people is paper. It takes a lot of it to keep them full, and if they were more millionaires, there would be even less paper. So the paper-eaters invented things as debt, bills, taxes, student loans, and Twinkies to make sure there are poor people.

Sequels Are Crappy: The directors honestly didn't want them to go that way. They actually planned an awesome script that would make the fans proud. The problem becomes that the directors think they did too much of a good job. So they take all the awesomeness out and leave in some crap, just to balance the awesome out. They forgot that all the awesomeness is gone, so you get to see a load of crap. Though I use the word 'crap' loosely, I've literally scene a sequel filled with crap.

Cher Songs Stuck In My Head, When I'm Not a Fan: It's because your brain has to parts, 10-15% is the thinking you [assuming that you at least think], and the rest of it if a force that keeps everything in your body working. Because it gets so stressed at work because of the daily commute gets it late, the load of paperwork it has to do, its neighbor in the next cubicle keeps turning up Cher on his boombox, and its boss is going through PMS and IBS at the same time, taking it out on that part of the brain. That part of the brain has to take its aggression on something, so it does it to you! That includes making you go insane, believe that you can drink 20 cans of beer and not run into a Camary, type a blog like this one, and play Cher in your head all day. Though it could be also that your denying that you're a fan, come on, we all know you love "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves"

Bad Things Happening to Good People: Are completely sure they are good people? Maybe if you hired a P.I. like Mr. Magnum, maybe you'll learn facts as that "good" person is a drug lord, who rapes children and old people, while driving drunk and kitten bashing. With that fact, would you still say, "I'm sorry that person has a hang nail, bad thing shouldn't happen to bad people."

I do hope these questions answer your questions that you may have or may have not asked me.