| | Ok. So while I was, of course, listening to every detail of the panel discussion this afternoon I managed to find time to write this. It's based on Dr. Veith's sarcastic comment that Dr. Smith was "touchy-feely." Enjoy.
"Touchy-feely"? Dr. Smith?
Someone, please, dispel this myth!
Horrors and terrors his class compounded
Aristotle, Plato expounded.
Feelings of readings merely half-done,
"Dr. Smith"? That name my heart does shun.
"Properly basic," Plantinga no less,
Someone come pull me out of this mess.
Then, moving on, to Descartes we go,
Please interrupt the hideous flow.
What do I believe? Why is this so?
These are the things I used to know.
But then this fellow came down with a laugh,
Aschewing all with insidious craft.
Now that he's come, what can I believe?
Nothing, I think, can my mind relieve.
"Bah," he says, "Why?" He repeats,
As students squirm and sweat in their seats.
Maybe one day I'll get away,
Probably not, but I'll hope anyway.
"Good-bye," I'll say with my own little laugh,
Hoping to God that mine was the last.
Love,
Jared
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