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Name: Brett Country: United States State: California Birthday: 7/28/1988 Gender: Male
Interests: Smiling at jessicas boobies!!!!!
Expertise: Buttfor.... whats a buttfor you say?....for pooping silly...
Occupation: Student Industry: Entertainment
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Member Since:
12/15/2003
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| Last night (the night of my Bday) my friend wanted to get drunk with me so I agreed but we went on a walk to her house to talk first. Anyhoo once we got to her house I didnt want anything to drink cause she offered me a corona and I told her b4 we got it I didnt want to get drunk. Anyhoo all I saw her walk out with was ten cokes and an empty juice bottle. Then I realised she brought something so I didnt say anything. When we got to the park I tried some of the tequila n i got sick cause of the smell so I didnt have any more. the cops came by and she kept making a bunch of noise so i got all paranoid and hid n we were laughing cause we said if they catch us well pretend to make out. then we met these 2 guys on bikes n they were waiting for this chik both of us knew n like yea, so my friend was getting drunk n asked if she could come with them n im like "o fuck no"
anyways i broke the bottom out of the bottle by accident so i broke the rest n my friend picked up a peice of glass n was yelling "why the fuck did u break it?!" n i thot she was gonna cut me but luckily she threw it across the parking lot. anyhoo the cops came by again and i had to hold my friends head up n she was trying to act as calm as she could but i wasnt nervous cause i thot if we did get caught they wouldnt care cause the guys knew the cops so i finally calmed down about it. then the guys were about to leave n my frend took one of their bikes n were running n screaming, when they finally got it away from her she tongued one of em b4 he left. haha it sucked i was like "uh u have a bf" n shes like "shut up!!!!!!!!!!!" then once they left she ran into the street n almost got hit by a car n i freaked out n i said if she didnt calm down i wouldnt talk to her anymore n she made this freaky sad face and started crying saying u hate me! and fell in the ice plant. then i picked her up n was saying i dont hate u i love u and care about u n i started crying cause she was out of control and id just die if anything happened to her.
finally i got her cell from her n she was yelling at me thinking i was calling her mom but i called my mom n i asked for our friend kevins number but shes all "whats wrong where r u?" n i was like mom u really need to pick us up from the park n blah so she did and i got my friend to sit down for a minute. on the way to my friends house my friend kept yelling straight straight whenevr we turned. luckily i knew where she lived so we didnt get lost. then when i was carrying her to her door she turned around and started crying saying "ur mom hates me" but my mom didnt hate her, she knows what my friend was going through. anyhoo amanda tried to go back to the car n i grabbed her cause her mom was yelling her to get inside n my friend hit her head on the wall of her house n her mom had to drag her in. it was quite an experience.
the next day i called my friend and she was saying all this stupid stuff when i told her she was lucky i wasnt drunk like "oh well.... i guess ur not the party type..." it made me so mad i was like "wtf?!" she has bad morals and hasnt learned her lesson. anyhoo, this is a 16th bday i wont forget. | | |
| Sorry I havent posted in months, forgot my screen name. Oh boy. Lets see, oh I went to a double feature movie at the drive in. We snuck in like 10 people with our van and only paid for 4 people. Then once the movies were over (Harry Potter, Shrek 2), we danced in the street in front of cars whom drivers were pissed. We sat in the back of the van n some people smoked a bong n we all got drunk and went dancing outside again. Then we ditched some of the people that we drove there but then we went back to see their pissed expressions. And they were. So yea, good week and Ill post more fromnow on.
Bye Bye and Buy Bons! ._.
-Brett | | |
| This week was crazy, my stepbros gfs grandpa died back in montana, and the doctors said he died from a brain tumor, since he went their cause he had a heart attack, but it turns out there was no tumor so they lied and it was the medication they gave him that killed him so Tiffanys (stepbros gf) family might sew them... and her dad died too, he went into acoma, then his organs started shutting down, and tiffanys mom n step mom whom she doesnt get along with, told her to make the decision to put him on life support, which is sad, but before, he had said if anything happened, he told her not to put him on life support.... then his heart stopped. Attorian (stepbro) is up in Montana right now cause shes devistated, and he might bring her back =D i hope so! Catchya all later!
-Brett | | |
| I got a new car haha! Its a '97 Lexis, with a sun roof and its red... good thing I broke down our other car =). I got to drive my mother to church and we took our neighbor for a spin... fun!
Um yea nothing bic this entry... see ya'll soon! | | |
| Hey! This weekend rocked! My step-brothers gf came down from Montana. I use to live in MT. Anyhow we had so much fun, apart from when they were having sex right next to me in their own little room and when they did it in the public bathroom thinking I was walking to the peir to smoke a cigarette. Anyways, all three of us went to FatCats Cafe' and this kid was working there. He looked like he was 10 or something. He said he was 15, bullshit. Tiffany (stepbros gf) kept saying he had a nice butt. Then we drove down to the beach where you can drive along it and I told her to flash the campers so she did and yelled "Boobies!". We drove back and flashed them again and yelled "Boobies 2!". It was great. That night we sat in bed and I was remembering my hometown in Montana, n' she was filling me in on the changes. I smoked about 14 ciggs from 11 to 1 in the morning. Whee...
Unfortunately Tiff's only staying till' the fourth so I hope I get to see her again. Oh yea, we also went by the petshop and Attorian (stepbro)saw this really awsome yellow lab puppy and wanted it but didnt have teh money so we just left. When we came back we were petting it and this lady put a collar on it and gave it to these buyers. The look on Attorians face was priceless! He kept saying "That stupid whore, she's probably just gonna leave it sitting in its own shit at home while she sells her body at the corner.". Good Times...
New Years is coming and Im spending it with my best friend Shane and his sister Chanel. Later! | | |
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