I'm bringing Xanga back - drop a comment if you're with me!

This year's cover of Madden:


Works for me.

I'm out bitch.

Today marks a new day in history. A day where one man chooses to spend 18 dollars buying 28 milk cartons. A day where this man attempts to drink the gallon, reach the plateau of ultimate manliness. The lunch room looked on as young Daniel Fernback pounded back some of that rich cowy goodness. Carton after carton fell by the wayside until Dan was faced at a crossroad. As Daniel started chugging on number 13, disaster would strike. The shivers caught on, cold set in, and Daniel felt that feeling which we know as "a sick stomach". Alas, he could not press on with the adventure. But the adventure was just beginning for this "C" lunch period. As "Fun Police" officer Dickey informed the crowd to push in their chairs and make for the exits, the excitement hit its' climax. As Mr. Fernback attempted to throw out his cartons, a figurative volcano erupted. "Ferny", as his schoolmates call him, vomited forth a monsoon of white milky liquid into the trashcan, provoking those around who were witnesses to the competition to laugh and cheer. This was the day that Mr. Fernback got himself inducted into the Man Hall Of Fame. For going forth with something so ridiculously stupid, knowing the dangers, and still pursuing the dream...I salute you, sir....I salute you. And that, as they say, is that.

I'm out bitch.