IT'S 'A'FICIAL...SUPERAFICIAL.
Don't bug me about the title, I know it's lame to the izzo, but the important part is that I tried.
Anyone a fan of my Xanga who will follow me to the ends of the earth i.e. Yakima, WA? It'll be great, I promise.
You can tell me how great I am and I can sneer at you and demand what makes you expert enough to say that I'm so great?
You can pick up the tab when I buy stuff and bask in the fake gratitute I give you when I am really just wondering if your pittiing my penniless plight.
You can drive me places while I criticize your driving skills and your inability to make left hand turns without hitting the curb.
Hell, you can even live next door to me (in a big plastic tupperware box) and I'll make you dinner every night (when I toss week old scraps at you).
Don't I make life as my personal roadie sound so delectable?
In any case, I'm moving to Yakima, WA in June. It will take a week to drive there because I'm sure as hell not flying to WA and then shipping my 'puter. YES, I'm making my girlfriend drive to WA so I can be with my computer at all times. I don't know which shows the most devotion, agreeing to move across the country with my girlfriend or driving instead of flying across the country to be with my computer. |