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Every Girl's Dream
1.Getting kissed in the pouring rain.
2. Have that one hott kiss where your pressed against the wall.
3. Have a guy that thinks you're the world.
4. Have a guy that holds on as long as possible when giving hugs.
5. A guy that whispers he loves you in your ear.
6. Have that moment where you just gaze into each other's eyes.
7. When you cry, he kisses your tears away.
8. When you're not with your guy he's all that you can think about
9. Wearing his jacket and everytime you breath in, his scent surrounds you
11. A guy who squeezes your hand
12. A guy that says he loves you and means it
14. A guy who is loyal
16. A guy that will kiss you on the forehead.
17. A guy that will call you beautiful or adorable...not hot, fine, or sexy
18. A guy that will never judge you for how you look.
19. A guy that says cheezy stuff to you just to make u smile
20. A guy that is the same when he is with you and when with friends
21. A guy that tells you everything honestly
22. A guy that is good with your family and introduces you to his family
24. A guy who stands up for you no matter who he is against
25. A guy who calls you at night just to say 'hi' and see how your day has been
26. A guy who tells you that your smile makes everything better
27. A guy who will sit on the phone with you when you're sad, even if you're quiet
28. A guy who you can hangout and have fun with
29. A guy that will just randonmly call you for no reason at all, just because he missed you
30. A guy who will hold your hand through the roughest parts of life.
31. A guy who would love you forever no matter the circumstance.
32. A guy who wouldn't mind you wanting to get all dressed up and do
your make up for him. Even if he says he likes you better without make
up.
33. A guy who you can be yourself with and he will never give a crap and would still tell you that you are amazing to him.
34. A guy who runs his fingers through your hair, like he's washing your worries/troubles away.
35. A guy who tells you you make his day better, just for being you
36. A guy thats not just trying to get in your pants.
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is
suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best
friends, if they're okay, then it's you.
WHY?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their
vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it
down to give the vacuum one more chance?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end you first try?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a
shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all
right?" Well, it isn't all right so why don't we say, ! "That hurt, you
stupid idiot?"
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling
off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
He is the only one for me.
No matter how many miles from me he is, I know he'll always be there for me.
He has it all. I don't want anyone else cause there's no one better than him
& no one can make me feel the way he does.
Only In America
1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house
faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in
front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the
way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy
people
can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers,
large
fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America......do
banks leave both doors open and then
chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of
dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen
calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from
someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and
buns in packages of eight!
9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe
the
process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics'
meaning =
'bloodsucking creatures'.
10. Only in America.....do they have drive-up ATM machines with
Braille lettering.
I want someone to fall in love with the way I laugh
and fall in love with my smile I want someone to listen
to the ramblings of my inner child, someone who
touches my face and brushes the hair from my eyes
I want someone who loves me or at least holds me like they do
EVER WONDER
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing
liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for
lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of
progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed
through
stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( and that's the
only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos: ..You could be a winner! No purchase
necessary.Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."
(and that would be how???....)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but,
it's
"just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn
upside down." (too late...you loose)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:"Product will be hot
after
heating." (...and you thought????...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but
wouldn't this save me more time)?
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:"Do not drive a car or operate
machinery
after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of
construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with
head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking
this
because???....)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use
only." (as opposed to...what)?
On a Japanese food
processor: "Not to be used for the other use." now, somebody out there,
help
me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news
flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open
packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable
you
to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the
parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or
siblings (..was there a lot of! this happening
somewhere?)
The widest smiles
cover the biggest secrets
 
Self-esteem booster
~Beauty of a Woman~
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears,
The figure she carries, or the way she combs her hair.
The beauty of a woman must be seen from her eyes,
Because that is the doorway to her heart,
The place where love resides.
The beauty of a woman Is not in a facial mole,
But true beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul.
It is the caring that she lovingly gives,
The passion that she shows.
The beauty of a woman
With passing years -- only grows.
Facts on Figures:
There are 3 billion women who don't look like supermodels and only eighth who do.
Marilyn Monroe wore a size 14.
If Barbie was a real woman, she'd have to walk on all fours due to her proportions.
The average woman weighs 144 lb. and wears between a 12-14.
One out of every four college aged women has an eating disorder.
The models in the magazines are airbrushed -- not perfect!
A psychological study in 1995 found that three minutes spent looking at
a fashion magazine caused 70% of women to feel depressed, guilty, and
shameful.
Models twenty years ago weighed 8% less than the average woman.
Today they weigh 23% less.
An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is
nothing," on the blackboard and directed the students to punctuate it
correctly.
The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."
The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."
The Images of Mother
4 YEARS OF AGE ~ My Mommy can do anything!
8 YEARS OF AGE ~ My Mom knows a lot! A whole lot!
12 YEARS OF AGE ~ My Mother doesn't really know quite everything.
14 YEARS ! OF AGE ~ Naturally, Mother doesn't know that, either.
16 YEARS OF AGE ~ Mother? She's hopelessly old-fashioned.
18 YEARS OF AGE ~ That old woman? She's way out of date!
25 YEARS OF AGE ~ Well, she might know a little bit about it.
35 YEARS OF AGE ~ Before we decide, let's get Mom's opinion.
45 YEARS OF AGE ~ Wonder what Mom would have thought about it?
65 YEARS OF AGE ~ Wish I could talk it over with Mom.
Things to live by:
1. the only unreachable dream is the one you don't reach for
2. everything happens for a reason. Go with the flow.
3. Don't regret anything; at one time is was exactly what you wanted
4. Don't ever give up on something you can'tgo a day without thingking about.
5. Live for the moments evern kodack can't capture
6. after the rain there's always a rainbow
7. The ones who say you can't and you won't are always the ones who are most scared that you will
8. don't wait for the storm to pass....learn how to dance in the rain
9. Life isn't about the breaths you take; its about the moments that take your breath away.
This one is so sad:(
A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road on a motorcycle...
Girl: Slow down. Im scared.
Guy: No this is fun.
Girl: No its not. Please, its too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you. Now please slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
Girl hugs him
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? Its bugging me.
In the paper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building
because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only one had
survived.
The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his
brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had
her say she loved him & felt her hug him one last time, then had
her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he
would die.
If there is anyone in life you love this much, please send this.
 
 
 
ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.
THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.
FOUR. When you say, "I love you," mean it.
FIVE. When you say, "I'm sorry," look the person in the eye.
SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.
SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight.
EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dream. People who don't have dreams don't have much.
NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.
TEN.. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.
ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives.
TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly.
THIRTEEN. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"
FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
FIFTEEN. Say "bless you" when you hear someone sneeze.
SIXTEEN. When you lose, don't lose the lesson.
SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and responsibility for all your actions.
EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
NINETEEN. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.
TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.
TWENTY-ONE. Spend some time alone.
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