Dear Diary: A Love Story
-mikeo oum
Lisa
cooks pizzas for a living. She told me she would rather do that than
knitting. Cause that's what she used to do when she worked in a sweat
shop. It was always so hot hot hot and sweaty.But there was a fellow
there she found oh so dreamy. He had long hair, a mexican mustache, and
some cool shoes. If only this guy knew. One day they ran into each
other while making top hats. Lisa said "Nigga yo better check yoself
before i bust a cap" and the guy only had one thing to say, that was
"Que?" And that's when love began, in a sweat shop making shoes for the
man. They ran off to take afternoons naps and morning naps and evening
naps until they got tired from doing that. She learned his name was
Men. She became upset because she only liked boys, so she changed his
name to Minh so she wouldn't get annoyed. Whenever they hold
hands, its makes them laugh as loud as they can. Lisa goes "teehee
teehee" and minh goes "kekeke" but lisa punchs him and says "bitch
laugh like a man". But laughing is just another point she judges, cause
she said minhs hair looks like dookie and fudges. but minh doesnt budge
simply becasue he doesnt give a fuck. So they announced their love to
the factory to make a mark on history, as the worlds first gay couple
who weren't actually gay. What can i say. Now they own a pizza company
called banh bao all day!
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