1) You are Not cool.
2) Everyone Does Hate You.
3) You are annoying.
- Do not wear ripped jeans and an Abercrombie shirt because you want to make "a variety of friends."
- Do not slick your bangs to your face and wear "bracelets" in you're ears because you think that you're Hood.
- Sex doesn't make you cool, and if you do have sex don't tell anyone. Nobody cares, really.
- You are a F-R-E-S-H-M-A-N.. not a "Freshie".. shut up you sound gay.
- Don't think you're smart because you filled up water bottles with vodka and snuck it onto your 8th grade field trip. We've all done it.. so don't be proud.
- Don't try the Emo scene. Just don't do it.
- DO NOT think that the upperclass girls/guys are your best friends.
- Don't think that you have privacy now that you're in high school. Once you're here, your business is everyone's business, yes there IS still drama, probably even more.
- Don't try to sit at upperclassmen lunch tables. You will be picked up and thrown onto the floor.
- You'll never be as hott as the '07, '08, and '09 people. So don't try.
- Don't try to act older than you really are. The way you walk, dress, and talk just has freshman written all over you.
- You're "The Class of '10'" haha.. enough said.
-If you are black, hispanic, etc. WE GET IT, You love your country! Thats peachy but dont make everything a race related issue because your poo still stinks.
-PLEASE NO MORE XXXXL shirts and ridiculously baggy pants on skinny white kids, nobody likes white chocolate. Allow me to kick you in the face.
- If you are going to try and rebel, it most likely won't work.
- Don't be a slut. This should be the number one rule.
- DO NOT crowd our halls like cattle, because the upper classmen can (& most likely will), push you out of the way. You will get hurt.
- Don't try to get with a boy/girl who's older than you. Chances are, if they are attractive they are taken, & their girlfriend/boyfriend will have no problem effing you up.
Welcome to hell.
Believe me---You can't win. Have fun being a freshman...for a fun-filled year with no life and no opinion whatsoever.
Sincerely,
-The Classes of '07, '08, and '09
