While talking to my cousin- whom i refer to as B-cuz, i found out how dreadful my life is.  insert convo: PROMPT: talking about B-Cuz's love life at first... then lead to my sick sad reality of life...

YeaJillyBean: thats ok.. just find a really good local (cause he doesn't have a gf- and ladies, he is a TREAT!!!)
YeaJillyBean: and make sure she doesn't move to seattle
txbassboss: yeah
YeaJillyBean: did i mention to you the fact that (my dearest buddy-ol-pal) Erika's dad got a job in seattle, so not only will Tanner be there, so will she and i'll be in withdraw all summer...

Needless to say, Seattle, I'm jealous of you !!!

SO there folks... there we have it.  Not only am I sad that good ol' T-dog is some where up there floatin'-on-a-boat, now my expanded wardrobe is leaving for an ETERNITY of a whole summer... URGH.  Thanks Benjamin Everest Evans... you have ruined my life.  Again. You're a real pal... JERK!