People, of all ages, just naturally come up with the stupidest or most inconsiderate things to say.  It amazes me how little of that really changes with age.  Because really, when you get older, you still automatically think of insensitive things to say or do--you're just a little smarter at shutting up faster. 

Is the first mean, uninhibitied stream-of-consciousness thought the best indication of someone's true personality?  What does the first viscious comment out of a person's mouth really say about them? The other day a couple of us went clubbing in olde city, in a car driven by a fellow yellow.  We pulled into a parking spot on the side of the street, right in front of a car that was pulling out.  It shouldn't have been a big deal that we were pulling in while they were leaving--mind you, we were occupying two separate parking spaces and there was plenty of room.  As soon as we got out of the car, the chicks driving the car behind us rolled down their window and screamed, why didn't you wait for me to leave before parking?  Now if that's some kind of common courtesy someone let me know, but it's not like we had jammed her into her spot.  My friend pointed out that she had plenty of room.  The next thing I knew, the white chicks were making some lewd racial comment about Chinese people. 

At that point, I was honestly just confused.  It was not an attack on steretypical poor Asian driving at all--it was just a random, racist comment. Why does the default bitch-out comment have anything to do with race? 

this is old stuff i had in my profile....in case u missed it

The Man Translator: What he says (& what he really means)
I really get into talking about my feelings.(I'll talk about feelings if it gets me into your pants)
I'm not looking for a serious relationship right now. (Wanna do it?)
I don't believe in sex before marriage.(I think I'm gay, but humor me for a few months, okay?)
I still really value you as a friend.(I still want you for booty calls)
My career has always been my top priority.(I have a 2-inch penis)
The sexiest thing about you is your mind.(You're not that attractive but I'll still sleep with you.)
I need space(for all my other girlfriends)
She's ugly/a lesbian(she didn't fancy me)
I work out alot. (I really love my body! Can I show you?)
I think we should slow things down.(Oh shit, I'm falling in love.)

y do u think bankers like this sport

i'm back!  been stuck w/ some form of stomach flu/upsetness that made me lie in bed for 2 days...no fun.  thanx to my buds for takin care of me--u'lls da best. 

so i was feelin alot better today and around 10pm me & a couple of kids jumped in a car & drove to atlantic city.  we hit up the "back alley" casino err so my friend called it..one of the end casinos where i could pretend to be 21 easier.   i wasn't goin to gamble anyways...i just went for the ride, & so i could watch my friends lose all their money.  so what is there to do in AC if u dont wanna gamble or hit up the strip joints u say?  well i guess im just easily pleased...i had a really good time walkin around--us smart (non-gamblin) folk hung out in the bar for awhile.  i didnt even really drink cuz i didnt wanna mess w/ the stomach, & i still had a blast.  they had a live band that really got everyone (well ok me) into the music.  then we got to take a long walk on the foggy boardwalk...it was sooo purrty--coulda been alls romantic i stuppose..haha. 

anyways, i loooove takin off every so often.  lemme kno if u wanna go anywhere, i always up for it.  k, sleepy now. 

o..just wanna comment on jonnyjonjon's comment.  whatsup w/ the "sideways balloon"?  HAHAHA the "sideways balloon" is infinitely sexy.  ok i lost people there.  anyways, if anyone gets bored, go read the xangas of bahkerjuls & dulyah.  they both posted friggin ESSAYS..quite eloquent tho.

NuTSKIttle: what happens when a jew with an erection runs into a wall?
kenetic9mm: ???
NuTSKIttle: he breaks his nose
kenetic9mm: wait
kenetic9mm: jews have small penis's?
NuTSKIttle: lol
kenetic9mm: lol OH
kenetic9mm: i just got it
NuTSKIttle: your take on it is better

yo mama's so dumb, when asked on an application, Sex?, she marked, "M, F
and sometimes Wednesday too."