HEAVY.

part of me really gave up on both Specialist Mathematics &&& Physics already.

it is not like i never complete my homework, never do constant revision? oh, please tell me what happened to every teacher's favourite line, "if you do your homework &&& do constant revision, you can definitely answer the questions"?

perhaps, i am just not good enough.

time for a change, i say.

aim?

at least a B14 for both which is near impossible.

good night.

FOURTH.

hello, my name is YewChong &&& my occupation is losing handphones.

initially i was about to be sacked from my job because i haven't been doing a great job this year but fortunately for me, i completed my first task for 2008 on the previous Friday. throughout this year, my tasks are all incompleted (note: i dropped my handphone several times but i manage to get it back &&& my handphone even survived the monkeys in PulauPangkor) but two days ago, i was fortunate enough to watch Batman: The Dark Knight in the same theatre as some dishonest bastard.

i accidentally left my handphone on the seat because my bladder was exploding &&& when i returned, it was already missing.

thank you, bastard, for helping me with my job (HOHO, my occupation is losing handphones, remember?).

aiya, to cut the long story short for those who are still clueless, I DROPPED MY PHONE AGAIN, FOR THE FOURTH TIME IN FIVE YEARS (i drop one phone yearly).

bahhh.

summary,

2004: i left my Nokia in the taxi, when i was on the way to SunwayPyramid.

2006: i left my Nokia in TravelLodge Hotel, London.

2007: my all time favourite Nokia just went missing without me noticing.

2008: i dropped my monkey-proof Nokia in the cinema &&& some bastards just have to steal it.

(i can never remember my handphone's models)

i seriously didn't mind losing the phone but i mind losing all the memories i kept in the phone! my saved messages from my friends &&& Mr. Gerald are all now gone. my pictures which i took with my friends on Friday are now also gone, T___T 

damn the bastard, i curse him to get prostate cancer or if it's a she, breast cancer.

anyway, i will still be using the same number, so don't have to delete my number or anything. i will try my best to get back everyone's number, so don't go, "OMG YOU DON'T HAVE MY NUMBER?" when i ask for your number, aight?

back to same phone OR change to the cute Sony?

ahh, stainless steel turns me on.

hmms, i will only decide on Tuesday.

skip, skip, skip, my sister's pre-farewell at Modesto, Centro two Fridays ago.

initial plan was to plan paintball in Subang but apparently my uncle was afraid that he might end up with bruises, so HAHA, change in plan to drinking.

a little slowmo at first but things went better.

i went back the earliest though because i was dead tired.

oh by the way, Tuborg is so much more un-bitter compared to Carlsberg but i still prefer Heineken. &&& oh, i think my body couldn't tolerate the Tuborg because my body went red the next day, for 5 days.

hmms.

double skip, skip, skip, sister's farewell at grandma's place yesterday night.

yes, that was crysenthemum tea.

no, i was just kidding but at one point, i had to drink crysenthemum because Carlsberg was just too bitter for me T___T how to go clubbing if like this, a bit bitter also cannot drink.

i laugh a lot when i drink, HAHA.

&&& ah, i sense a potential beer belly, grrreat.

ngeh, another farewell dinner tonight.

oh, oh, oh, before i end this, Batman: The Dark Knight was definitely the best movie, ever, ever, ever. Heath Ledger was so excessively great in acting &&& Christian Bale was just so handsome (oh shit, he made me feel gay but, but, but, he is really handsome, no doubt about it). i feel like watching it again but ngeh, i don't think i want to risk losing another phone, HOHO.

ps. it was nice having to spend some time with you, Kenny! you are my best, best, best, best friend who no one can ever replace you. &&& do you know that i introduced you as "my bestiest friend" to my college friends? ahhh, i miss all those B&R outings &&& staying overs now. oh, oh, oh, i also miss the times when we just couldn't stop talking during the CNY dinner with my family.

pps. sorry for the lousy update, what to do, life's not so great nowadays. &&& i was supposed to post up photos which i took on Friday but well, blame the bastard who stole my phone.

//edited: AHHH, is it me or everyone had an unproductive weekend, in the sense of studying?

S8, JE T'AIME.

i will definitely miss all of you, much, much, much.

♥, YewChong.

RANDOM/HAPPY/SAD PEOPLE.

push Pangkor fever aside, back to reality.

right before i get started, i wish to have a say on the whole class video thing. i know few of us might upset with our class video because it is a little too short (2 minutes) &&& that it isn't "creative" enough compared to other classes's video but let me ask you, do you prefer a class video which carries no personal messages or a class video which carries personal messages?

well, if you prefer the former, then i am really sorry, there is nothing that i can do about it right now. 

however, i personally think that the whole purpose of this class video thing is for us to deliver personal messages to our classmates who we might not be seeing anymore in the future. our class video is seriously good enough, touching &&& most importantly, it will definitely make us remember each other intimately.

so if you want to compare, please think over again, would you feel touched watching those other videos that you are comparing ours with if you were to be in those classes?

i still ♥ you all a lot, okays?

our class video will be uploaded in both my blog &&& YouTube by this coming Thursday.

(credits to WeiXian for compiling the videos, Jason for his camera)

that's that.

//additional notes: people of other classes, i am not trying to say that your class videos are not as good as compared to ours, in fact, i want to let you guys know that you did a great job. i was trying to say that there is no use comparing class videos because all the class videos are of different styles &&& i am sure that everyone is touched by their class videos in their own ways. so yeah, the moral is love your class videos &&& take it as a piece that will make you remember everyone who you kickstarted college life with.

SO ANYWAY, i managed to meet up with KengKitt after ten thousand years of not seeing him. much thanks to Kenny's nephew's full moon party, otherwise i seriously don't know when i can actually catch up with him. so yeah, we managed some catching up in the park while the crazy people played basketball at some 11.00pm.

he promised me something on the way back which i will remember until he fulfills it.

hmm, i don't know why i typed that but i guess i am just still very happy because i got to catch up with him after so long. i missed him terribly, really.

oh yeah, by the way, HAPPY COMING-TO-THE-WORLD-FOR-ONE-MONTH-ALREADY, LUIS CHONG! (whom i haven't seen before although i went to his party)

alright, pictures taken 2 weeks back when we were still "busy" looking for information on Australian's current economic conditions.

taken earlier in the day, before leaving the library. oh, Estee on the left while Mei on the right. but technically, Estee is on my right while Mei on my left if you want to talk about right ventricle &&& left ventricle, HAHA.

(note: that is a Biology joke)

(sigh, my jokes are so cold)

with Voonzle this time, HEE.

okay, let me tell you a story of a bird named KUKUBIRD.

this bird was brought to life by NgYeeVien of S8 (no, you stupid people, YeeVien didn't get pregnant &&& gave birth to this paper bird in the hospital). during ESL, we were required to write stuff on a mini piece of mahjong paper so after ESL, YeeVien used it to bring KukuBird to life.

after class, i brought KukuBird to the library because i had to wait for Kenny until 4.00pm. Estee, Mei &&& ShengLoong were there too; they instantly fell in love with KukuBird the moment they saw it especially Estee.

unfortunately for KukuBird, Estee was a mean, mean girl. i left KukuBird with her thinking that she would bring KukuBird back home &&& feed her BUT that mean girl left KukuBird to starve to death in the library by ditching KukuBird there.

T____T

when we went back to the library the next day, KukuBird was nowhere to be found.

R.I.P. KukuBird.

&&& that was KukuBird's last appearance.

lalala.

sad stories aside, we move on to the happier stories.

&&& so last Saturday, many of us were invited back to our ex-highschool for prize-giving ceremony. it was an okay one minus the fact that i purposely made this teacher pissed for her being so excessively annoying.

note: I DID NOT RECEIVE THE INVITATION LETTER. so on Friday, the very furious me called up the school &&& asked why didn't i get any letter. so blablabla, after making few calls (i had to call my ex-classteacher who didn't remember my name), they finally apologized &&& asked me to go anyway.

so yeah, JunLoong picked me up early in the morning &&& we headed to school. we reached school at 7.50am thinking that we were already late BUT then JunLoong suddenly remembered that the event would only start at 8.30am. so yeah, we ended up in the food stall eating breakfast.

after breakfast, we went back to school &&& registered our names.

my surprised ex-classteacher said, "Soh Yew Chong, what happened to your hair? I couldn't recognise you lah!" (she was lying, she couldn't even remember me)

"Oh, i dyed it, HAHA."

"You taking fashion course ah?"

"NO?"

HOHO, i didn't know only fashion people can colour their hair, what a joke. after that, this another old woman who was never my teacher claimed that, "You looked so beautiful."

"Oh, i take that as a compliment," with a very fake smile.

after Luvain came, we started catching up in the hall when this man was speaking. so we were obviously a little too excited BUT that same old lady had to come &&& said, "Stop talking please! There is a speech going on!" in the most annoying voice ever.

"I am a girl right, so must talk a lot," i replied her.

that woman opened her eyes so wide that they nearly popped out, "Don't you understand me?!"

i nodded with the most sarcastic smile ever. she stormed away after that &&& ta-dah, we continued talking &&& laughing. but to the man who was speaking during that time, sorry alright? HAHA.

me with the craziest woman in S.M.K. La Salle, Pn. Nizam, HAHA. i totally miss the moments when we gossip with one another &&& of course, all the dirty stories she had to share with us. &&& HAHA, i actually scolded her for not asking anything about me when Luvain went back there few weeks back.

oh, the woman of my school life, Pn. Premalatha T___T i miss her high-pitched voice a lot. unlike Pn. Nizam, she actually asked about me when Luvain went back to school. &&& she made me promise her to go find her in school whenever i am free which i will definitely.

Joshie, who scored straight A's for PMR. that bitch always have to make me laugh so much, even when taking this photo; that's why i looked so drunk.

KokHooi &&& i, after the ceremony, when we were on the way for lunch.

(there're more, more, more photos but i am just lazy to upload them)

after lunch, we went back home to sleep before our movie, Wanted which started at 4.00pm. owh, it was definitely a great movie although a little too fake. now, how much i wish i could curve bullets too, HAHA.

for scoring straight A's in all three public examinations. &&& please, do not ever call me a smart boy because although i scored so well in public examinations, my SAM's results are piece of shit. so LALALA, i just want to boast for one last time since i cannot laugh at Luvain for scoring 5/100 for Additional Mathematics anymore, T___T

sigh, come to think of it, i sort of miss the times we had in highschool.

"Uncle, saya nak kencing!", "Uncle, saya takot!" &&& those other Seeker's jokes, HAHA.

skip, skip, skip, did i mention anything about getting fined for parking at the wrong spot?

"BJG 7859, you have been saman-ed. Even though you've put your ticket, but you parked at a wrong place. This parking is not for prince. This parking slot has been bought by a bitch which is Tang Guo Xu Xu. Please removce your car immediately OR you will need to pay RM30."

issued by KitKatIsSlutty, HAHA, people who make college more fun.

i will miss, miss, miss you.

&&& so now on the more random note, the previous Friday, half of S8 did the most random thing by travelling down to Klang for bah kut teh!

it was really random because we had a two-hours break, from 10.00am - 12.00pm. we didn't want to eat at 10.00am itself because it was still early, so we went over to ECA Centre to stone. while stoning, i came up with the idea of coming down to Klang since most of them never been to Klang for bah kut teh before, so yeah, half of S8 came down here with two cars. the other half were in cyber cafe, so yeah, they didn't come along.

we reached Klang in twenty minutes &&& ta-dah, we went over to my family's favourite bah kut teh shop (the one behind ChiLiung plaze if you Klang people wish to know). we waited a while for YewChiang's car to arrive (he fetched brother, ShanShan, HuiHui, KitKatIsSlutty, Jay) before ordering because i didn't know what meat they want, so yeah.

i bet those non-Klang people were happy because everyone but Jay &&& ShanShan ate up to two plates of rice per person &&& oh yeah, Jacson actually ate three plates of rice. &&& both pots of 6 persons, finished in no time.

after bah kut teh, we still had half an hour before our class. so since we were very near to the famous wantan mee stall, i suggested to them that we should go for second round. everyone but Voonzle didn't want to eat, so it was only Voonzle &&& i in the stall. in the end, everyone decided to just join us.

&&& that was ShanShan trying to record KitKatIsSlutty in finishing in wantan mee in just one mouth.

after finishing wantan mee, it was already 11.50am. so we sped back to college but unfortunately, we reached college 20 minutes late. Mr. Yap was very, very angry &&& he actually stormed out of the class after finishing his "lesson" (he was teaching the walls, no eye contacts with us at all).

ngeh, although we made the him angry, but heck, it was a very bonding trip down to Klang. i was glad to have the chance to bring all of them down over here, really. hmm, trips like this should happen more, *grins*. where to, next time?

but sorry, Mr. Yap, no more next time from us.

note: Jay &&& YewChiang, i will definitely go down to find the both of you.

pity WeiYiing for not being able to join us for this, LALALA, go away woman, i miss you a lot!

alright, time to hit the gym (or maybe take nap).

bbbbbb! (bye bye babi balboa bangau bitch) (LOL, i added the bangau because i forgotten what's the other B) (oh, only the few S8 people who chat together in a chatroom will know about this, LOL)

ps. yes, yes, i cut my hair already T___T

PANGKOR ISLAND, FINALE.

what do you call an upset blogger?

answer: SOH YEW CHONG.

it is a little too upsetting to be writing on the trip right now because i know myself that after this post, the memories of Pangkor will slowly fade into nothingness. &&& that simply fact is pretty upsetting because i truly miss every single moments which we had there, from the monkey drama to the the numerous bonding sessions we had.

double, triple great, the thought of our class video is making me more upset right now.

i will definitely cherish every single moments i had with everyone from S8.

approximately three more months, my friends.

sigh.

the last day: since i was one of the lasts to sleep the night before, when my alarm rang, i insisted on someone else going wash up first because i was still dead tired. so yeah, HuiHui was the victim because the other four were pigs which just wouldn't wake up despite the million times i tried waking them up.

so blablabla, we met in the lobby after showering &&& we travelled to the town to meet up with Jacson for breakfast.

the breakfast was a lot better compared to the one we ate the day before but sad case though, we never get to eat the Pangkor's special noodle because it was late in the morning already. then again, i guess it was alright because my body cannot accept heavy meals in the morning.

#229: Teck Aun, if you are reading this, look for your name, HAHA, we found you in Pangkor!

after breakfast, we walked over to the jetty &&& boarded the ferry. HAHA, i thought i had to buy another new ticket because my ticket was very smudgy thanks to the monkeys but the ticket lady didn't care, so it was good.

#230: Jacson &&& i before all of us left.

#231: My favourite picture with WeiYiing.

#232: Which is your favourite ass? &&& gee, my legs look so small.

#233: Calvin looks pregnant.

#234: Li &&& Sebastian catwalking, wtm.

#235: Roommates.

#236: My Jason.

#237: My brother.

#238: My HuiHui.

#239: My Voonzle sliding down (it was fun, really).

#240: Voonzle, Alvin, Ryan, YeeKai, Sebastian.

after reaching Lumut, we went over to KFC again because we had an hour plus before our bus's boarding time.

skip, skip, skip, the journey back was pretty hilarious especially when WeiYiing, Jay, brother &&& ShanShan played old maid. the loser would have to perform a dare &&& HAHA, brother's dare was to blow flying kiss to Tessa. it was very random you see, because Tessa was sitting at the front but suddenly he went to her &&& blew her a flying kiss. she was like, "You know i wanted to ask him to blow the flying kiss to me again because he never even look at me when he blew the kiss to me," HAHAHA, so funny.

then, ShanShan was dared to kick my ass when i was standing talking with Voonzle &&& YewChiang T___T

we reached KL quite some time later &&& that was it, the end of our Pangkor trip which i think everyone cherished.

the trip was just a short one, i believe that it was all great with the bondings. it actually made me love the people more &&& grew closer to them. those people are the people who i really like being with &&& if given a wish, i would wish for that SAM lasts for ten years (without common tests and assignments) so that i have more time with them.

hmm.

anyway, although i received "thanks you for the trip" only from Voonzle &&& Garry, but ngeh, i didn't mind much because all the time &&& phone's credit spent calling &&& planning worthed everything. as long as everyone enjoyed this trip &&& will keep the memories in their hearts for as long as possible.

you guys tell me alright?

i know i have been saying this, but, thanks a lot, Jacson, Mrs. Teoh &&& sister Jacson. it meant a lot to us.

&&& to those who went, thanks for making it a kick-ass one!

note to KitKat: make sure you come for our next class trip, you slut.

now, where to next?