Highlights from Last Night

"No, Rachel, you can't suck off the monkey picture!" ~ Sara

"I'm the TP Queen!" ~ Rachel

"These are the most beautiful M&M's I've ever had... They're Like an orgasm in my mouth." ~ Rachel

*Starts singing* " 'Hey, Mrs Robinson.. dun dun dun da dun da dun dun dun, hey hey hey,' Hey, Let's sing a song that we all know." ~ Rachel

Anyway, yesterday was spent looking out for the roomie and it was so much fun... it really was

Today's Thought: To be free one must give up a little part of one's self.

Just for every one's sanity and my own, a quote to think on....

"FORTY FIVE BUCKS FOR A DILDO????  Good thing I'm not buying it, I'm just using the picture..." ~ The One and Only Rachie Paigie

Today's Thought:  Do I really need one after that quote?

YAY for the debut of my humping elephants online!!!  YAY!  And a big yay for finally being an official Sigma Sigma Fuck Off again!  It's been too long... and extra bonus, no insane monkeys hanging around killing all the fun.  Ah, how I have missed this.

So yeah... 

Today is my three year anniversary with Ryan... THREE YEARS!!!  I feel old...

If you're feeling sad and blue there is just one thing to do... Watch Love Actually.  Do it now... DO IT NOW!!!  OR TASTE MY SQUIRRELY WRATH!!!

Today's Thought: There's a light in the darkness, oh everybody's night.

So... the best way to torture some one is to hire a band of seventeen year olds and have them sing songs that were old on the day they were born... remember that.  Now, you may ask, Sara, how do you know this?  Oh, my fine and dear reader, that's easy... BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I HAD TO GO THROUGH LAST NGHT!!!  Ever hear a kid sing the song "Cocaine"?  Didn't think so, its awful...  grrr

Today's Thought:  If music be the food of love, I'm anorexic.

It's a David Bowie kind of day today, it really is.  I'm in one of those moods where I could just sit and listen to Disco King over and over and over again.  It's not a good thing, but then again, it is.

Today was a bad day, it just was.  The first class of the day, Human Behaviors I sucked serious floppy donkey dick.  We had a test last Thursday where we had a very interesting question.  "True or False, if you are white and born in this country <America>, you are racist and there's nothing you can do about it."  I answered false... I got it wrong.  So while we were going over the test today, she lectured all of us (Hello, white bread Wisconsin, here... there's only one black guy in the whole class.  He didn't get lectured) about how we were all racist and no matter how much it hurt to hear it, it was true.  Jeebus, the woman herself is white, what the hell?  I mean, for Pete's Sake, (Utah any better? Eight Days and counting...) I want to be a social worker to help right the wrongs and all that noise.  I didn't sign up for this to be torn apart.  Plus, doesn't it sound rather racist to qualify that statement with 'If you are white?' grrr.  I'm going to go dip myself in shoe polish... brb.

Anyway, on the plus side, I have to give a twenty minute presentation in Intro To Islam, and to my never ending joy, I found that I just might be able to do it on Dune.  *sigh*  My life would be complete.  Still bitter about Human Behaviors...

Is it bad that I have contemplating stalking people because they *might* have Gundam Wing keychains on their back pack?  I can never get close enough to see for sure... I'm not one for invading stranger's personal space bubbles, but still... zehr interssant.

Anyway...

Today's Thought: Walk without rythm and you won't attract the worms.