Could yesterday have sucked anymore????

Hello and how the hell are ya??? let me tell coming home from the southern palace at the buttcrack of dawn on a monday morning sucked the big one so lets start with how I should have known it was gonna be a suckfest and a smart person would have turned around got off the plane that ate my pants drove back to my condo and lay out by the pool....but smart didn't seem the right way to go so from the top here is the story of my day that ended with my cape with the big "SB"(super bitch) emblazoned on the back flowing in the wind with PMS pride that would make all women proud...So I get up at 4:30am because orbitz was so nice to call and let me know that my 7:30am flight was on time (F'n idiots) I live 15 min from the airport...thanks when a phone rings I can't go back to sleep, so I start getting ready (forgot to make my coffee) and my head is killing me from little sleep and no caffeine so the prospect of trying to get myself and the king ready to go was a bit daunting...we get to the airport and security was a show and took forever, finally we board and the dumbf*&% before left the tray loose so when you touch the seat it falls mind you it rips the button off my pants in the process (that's when I should have gotten off the plane) we land and just so my day is gonna turn around and be great I'm gonna go pick up my car (I LOVE MY CAR) and this is going to put me in a happy place kinda like shoe shopping is my happy place, so the king and I head to carmax to get my ride (they've had it for a week) and it's not done...hmmmm maybe they should have called me and let me know being that thursday she said "sure it'll be ready, no problem" YOU LYING RETARDED BITCH" yes I'm calling her a tard (OH I FORGOT..YOU'RE ALSO F'N ILLITERATE) because apparently when I filled out the drop envelope and it asked for a contact # I put my cell phone down twice once in big huge writing and highlighted it and the fact i would be out of town to please use that # to get ahold of me, SO WHY IS YOUR DUMB ASS CALLING MY F'N HOUSE (mind you I called 3 times before they called me back after 3 days) they leave cryptic messages on the voice mail at my house...so I lose my mind and let everyone around suffer for the tards I was dealing with...and then I finally realize that my cape is flapping and pms has kicked in "I WANT TO BURY MY FOOT SO FAR UP THEIR ASS IT HAS TO BE SURGICALLY REMOVED" let's just say that just about anybody I got ahold of out there yesterday is probably still in the fetal position or telling anyone who'll listen what a "SUPER BITCH" I am..don't care fact is I'm  your customer maybe just a little more informed than most...well let's put it this way my car was delivered back to me on a tow truck (I thinkthey were afraid to drive it) so it all ends with I'm going back they're gonna bring their VA inspector and I'm gonna bring mine, I think we all know how this is gonna end don't we so I will make the same statement I have made in a previous blog..DON'T GO TO WAR WITH ME YOU WILL NOT WIN!!!!!!! I WILL CRUSH YOU UNDER MY ROCKSTAR SHOES!!!!!!and with that I bid all of you in my kingdom a goodnight and will continue this when I am done showing them just who they're dealing with....

ROCK ON MY LOYAL SUJECTS ROCK ON!!!!!!

THE QUEEN

Getting my ass kicked!!!!

Well I know it's been way to long since we chatted so let's catch up real quick....As you all know I'm sure the King and I are finally making it official and getting married down by the ocean where our southern palace is and I can't wait (god knows I've waited long enough 16 years as of this wednesday) and one of my princesses is getting hitched too and doing it big in Vegas baby!!!  I was checking out my girls blogs and let me expand on what my Jules was saying....things to live by

I love when one of my best friends texts me that she misses me like candy and when I meet up with her she hugs me with the love of someone who missed you terribly, it's like coming home...

I love when my best friend calls me in a meltdown from a bad dream and by the end of the conversation she's laughing and her fears and tears of devastation are gone.....

I love that Jules found the man of her dreams and all it took was a question to make her life brand new and happy..(and she gave me her undivided attention last time we were together andmade me feel very special)

I love that MB has found her calling and though I miss her (and Taco) desperately I can hear in her voice that she's finally found herself and is walking her path to happiness ( don't forget me and jules we love you very much)

I'm off to NYC till thursday and then friday heading to the southern palace so until the next time I send my love and best wishes out to all...

p.s. to my special girls we need to get together it's been too long I think we need to get rid of the boys for a weekend and have a p.j. party at my place I miss you both sooooooo bad..

THE QUEEN

That's Right I'm Back!!!!!!!!!!!!!

well it's been tooooooooo long my loyal subjects and yes your Queen has missed you all very very much!!!!! but the bitch is back with a vengance and with a little bit of attitude....last year was a whirlwind world travel, hawaii in my house (what a party) pimps and ho's what can I say but "THAT'S HOW I ROLL" so roll with it or get the f*ck outta my way...and I plan on rollin down to the southern palace (yes another palace to play in) drinkin,n smokin and layin on the beach alot this year and I'm sure my princesses will be joining me, so keep your eyes and ears pealed for the craziness that is my life!!!!

WILD TIMES IN FLORIDA

Well let me just say the sea air really agrees with my King, he's been a blast this weekend!!!!  I say you can't get more fun than being at the beach in Jacksonville Florida, drinkin at the FREEBIRD LIVE and Ten Years rockin out in front of you and 24oz $3.00 beers...how awesome can you get...and to just keep it goin all weekend has been the mission and in true royal style we accomplished that mission...so I thought I might give a quick shout out to my bitches...MB thanks for holdin down the castle we luv u!!!!!

ROCKIN YOU FROM JAX BEACH

THE QUEEN

Just a quickie!!!

Just a quick note girls & boys, if you want to see a couple of pics from my trip across the pond go into my pics and click on the photo album named england...it's only a couple but I didn't think putting up 500 pics would work so I just did a few of my favorites and of course mostly I took pics of myself in front of cool places....yeah vain I know and yes I can live with myself...hahahaha I'll do the second half of bye bye gollywog tomorrow, till then peace love and birthday cake to all...

luv2my bitches

The Queen