THINGS THAT PISS ME OFF                           

1---When girls post pics of themselves and they put some dumb ass caption like "EWW, I look so ugly!"... Bitch, then why'd you put it up then?

2---When I just wash my car, some driver in front of me on the freeway just had to use thier windshield wiper spraying all kinds of mist onto my car...

3---Guys are not meant to wear tongs. No matter how great they THINK thier toes may look...

4---Guys that act homo on me... or period.... keep that shit to yourself...

5---When people post up inside jokes on thier Away Messeges or Xanga for only two people to understand what the fuck they're talking about... it only shows that they want to be cool because they think they're funnier than the rest.

6---When people borrow my shit and borrows it permenantly.

7---Spoiled kids that never work for what they own.

8---The guy with the better G35 than me...

9---Commercial breaks on TV

10---When the phone rings and as soon as I pick it up, they hang up.

11---Cops are fucking retarded...

12---People who pretend that they smoke, and to top it off, they dont even inhale.

13---When people leave you dumb voicemails and text messeges that isnt worth your minutes or 10cents...

14---Its a Tuesday at work and for some reason, I think its a Friday...

15---Guys that drive downtown State Street bumping music really loud... and then... you hear a commercial break... Broke ass bitch can afford a "system" but cant afford CD's...

16---When my favorite songs gets played out 2 month later because of the damn radio stations.

17---Everytime I wash my car because I always seem to find a new scratch, dent or chip on it.

18---Taking a hot shower and all of the sudden, all you got left is cold water.

19---People who act hard, but really, they're the biggest pussy ever...

20---Honestly, street racers.

21---Rain, so depressing

22---Fakes and Backstabbers

23---Fat girls that wear scandalous clothing... Im happy that you're satisfied with who you are... but shit, dont "brag" about it...

24---Girls that are skinny and claim they look fat... You make me sick... You should be friends with Mary Kate...

25---Gyrlz dat write all ghetto cuz it juss mak yooh look lyke a fukkin retard... groe up, mah tax money iz payin 4 ur educatshun bytch.

26---Myspacers that asks everybody to comment... whats the big deal anyways? 

27---People who think Im spoiled because I drive a nice car... FUCK YOU... yeah, so my parents did pay the 10grand down payment... But I end up paying the rest of the 30 grand...

28---Sunday nights, knowing that I have to go to work the next morning.

29---Hard Liquor

30---How do you girls do it? Shaving down south? the next day, I get the maddest razor burn and I hate that prickly/itchy feeling.... :::so i admit:::

31---That "Buzzing" sound right next your ear when a fly or a mosquito flies by, and it sounds like it actually went into your ears...

32---The thought of long fingernails digging into an old dirty green chalkboard.

33---Somebody waking you up when you're having "great dreams"

34---10 year old girls wearing skimpy clothes that my "girlfriend" SHOULD be wearing...

35---When my fingernails are kinda long...

36---Girls that are giggly... (???)

37---Cooking food in the microwave and halfway into eating it, the last half is still frozen...

38---Standing in a LONG line at the store... when you have only one item to purchase.

39---Waking up, thinking that its still in the middle of the night, and looking at the clock it's actaully 10 minutes before you're late to school/work...

40---Accidently sitting on a "wet" toilet seat...

41---Forgetting my cellphone at home

42---Yellow lights... not sure if you should run it or stop

43---Filling up a FULL tank of gas, as opposed to half tank

44---When shopping for a pair of jeans, they either got a size too big, or a size too small...

45---When its a full parking lot and there are 10 empty spaces for handicap only, and you wish you were handicapped.

Okay 45 things I hate on top of my mind... now what??? Try this...

Count all the things that you agree or can relate with me... And Divide that number with 45 and multiply by 100 and see what your percent is! If you're a girl and you score a 90 or higher... I want your number and meet up with you... BUT, only if you disagree with me on question 30, lol...   

...DAMN ITS BEEN AWHILE SINCE I UPDATED...

Aint nothing new with my life, I still got unfinnished business to do with like 3 of my traffic violations and illegal motor... I did the math-ish and with my 3 years of driving, I've spent about 4 grand on tickets and traffic schools, corrections and fines.... Its not my fault that my car seduces me to drive fast.

...I FUCKED UP MY ELBOW AGAIN... (not as bad as before)

After two years, "WE" finally settled our differences with a fight... I told myself that I would never fight unless it was neccessary. Well, after he slapped me, I let that one go... After a head-butt, was when he crossed the lines. Not a bad fight, he got a good hit on my jaw, but I busted his eye open and its swelled shut... No winners, No losers... Ever since my surgery, my elbow has been weak... All my homies know that... After the fight, I went home, and iced up my elbow to make it numb... I tied up my wrist with my belt to my bed... and sat down on the floor... on three, I quickly pulled my arm and back towards the floor and heard my elbow popped... It hurt like a bitch, but wasnt as bad as my first time... 

So far my Memorial Weekend has been really good... Drinking with the Jokerz on Friday night, We all got faded... Tommy woke up the next morning with lots of random drawing of dicks and random bullshit from head to toe, front to back with a black sharpie... Some girl smoked her cigarette backwards, lol... While Ricky and his Girl were sleeping, I sneaked into thier room I jacked all their clothes laying on the floor and Ricky woke up wondering where thier clothes went and so he ran out of the room ass-naked trying to find them, haha... Monday, Jokerz BBQ, pitch in some money bitches!

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YES! I KNOW I HAVE A BIG ASS... LEAVE ME ALONE OKAY?

"I aint a killer but dont push me
revenge is the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy" - Dan, my lil bro!

Happy Mothers Day, especially to the M.I.L.F.'s!!!

HI