﻿<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>aZndOGg122's Xanga</title><link>http://www.xanga.com/aZndOGg122</link><description>Latest Xanga weblog from aZndOGg122</description><language>en-us</language><ttl>60</ttl><image><title>The Weblog Community</title><url>http://s.xanga.com/images/xangalogobutton.gif</url><link>http://www.xanga.com/aZndOGg122</link></image><item><title>Sunday, January 20, 2008</title><link>http://www.xanga.com/aZndOGg122/638444481/item.html</link><guid>http://www.xanga.com/aZndOGg122/638444481/item.html</guid><pubDate>Sun, 20 Jan 2008 08:10:43 GMT</pubDate><description>Xanga is officially dead....</description><comments>http://www.xanga.com/aZndOGg122/638444481/item.html#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>Sunday, February 11, 2007</title><link>http://www.xanga.com/aZndOGg122/569478777/item.html</link><guid>http://www.xanga.com/aZndOGg122/569478777/item.html</guid><pubDate>Sun, 11 Feb 2007 07:42:19 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;P&gt;Congratulations Sunny and Kat, who are now engaged (FINALLY) and purchased their&amp;nbsp;own first&amp;nbsp;home. &lt;IMG src="http://www.xanga.com/images/laughing.gif" width=15 border=0&gt;&amp;nbsp;I'm so happy for you guys. Good luck and blessings and all that. Remember, I'm still gonna be Uncle Ricky if you'll have me...so when am I gonna see some nephews and nieces?!&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;With Sunny and Kat's next step in life, I've realized that Goddamn we're old now. It seemed like yesterday when we're still in high school...ditching at lunch, fighting, getting into shit, and drinking like there was no other worry in the world.You'll always see your friends the next day at school. Nowadays, with everyone so busy with their own business, consider it lucky&amp;nbsp;if you can&amp;nbsp;see a few of them every few months.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;I'd hate to admit it and never thought I would say it but....I MISS SB. I miss the weather, the almost carefree school life, the ability to sleep in should I ever choose to, the hot white chicks on campus and around the neighborhood, riding Charlie or Kevin's bikes to class, even the damn 2 mile round trip walk to and from class. Most of all, I miss the great people I've met in my four years there...Jackson, Charlie, Peggy, Jina, Kevin, Richard, Diddy, Lena, and whoever else I've missed. &lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;Currently, I'm going through a phase of just wanting to stay home. I don't really feel like going out nor putting up the front in order to go clubbing. I've become a home body. The parentals are getting old, gotta spend more time with them while I can&amp;nbsp;before its too late, God forbid. As my parents grow older, they seem to be more and more like kids. Hehe. Although we have our differences from time to time, I love them to death. Although my mother nags at me every morning as she drives my dui-ass to work, deep down I appreciate her for that. I can't seem to find the voice to tell her that in person, thus, Xanga is my voice. My brother is hitting the critical stage in high school life now...yes...SATs and college apps. Everytime I ask him what he's interested in, he tells me, "I don't know." It worries me, but then again, the first 2 years of college IS to discover your own interests and direction. I just hope that he doesn't take as long and make as many mistakes as I have in discovering his true calling.&lt;/P&gt;&lt;P&gt;Last but not least, Congratulations to my cousins Chao Su and Yu Yin on their marriages, the first ones of my generation to get hitched. Also, further congrats to Chao Su for the birth of a beautiful baby boy...the first nephew of my gen. Next, I'd like to congratulate my cousin Cory for getting engaged...ps...does your fiancee have a little sis that might be available? Haha...grats and love you guys.&lt;/P&gt;</description><comments>http://www.xanga.com/aZndOGg122/569478777/item.html#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>Thursday, November 30, 2006</title><link>http://www.xanga.com/aZndOGg122/551998204/item.html</link><guid>http://www.xanga.com/aZndOGg122/551998204/item.html</guid><pubDate>Thu, 30 Nov 2006 22:37:31 GMT</pubDate><description>Wow, so it's almost been 7 months since my last post. I kinda forgot how to work Xanga a little. Anyways so YES, this is my last quarter at SB...I'm serious this time. Haha. Still not sure of my post-college plans yet. The general idea is to move back to LA, work, study for LSATS, and take some accounting and Japanese classes at PCC. Haven't been doing much lately besides school, wow, and hanging out with the gf. Niballs came back to visit after two years. It was great to see him again and meet his roommate Treg. And also grats to Niballs who's got himself hitched finally...lol. Looks like the fam is making another trip to Oregon this year for Christmas. I gotta go check out the ski parks there this time. Snowboarding season is here! Who's with me? Lemme know if anyone's going, I'll be there. Anyways, it's time to pack and hop on the train. Until next time, who knows when that'll be...</description><comments>http://www.xanga.com/aZndOGg122/551998204/item.html#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>Wednesday, May 03, 2006</title><link>http://www.xanga.com/aZndOGg122/480489371/item.html</link><guid>http://www.xanga.com/aZndOGg122/480489371/item.html</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 May 2006 21:01:15 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;P&gt;The OTHER roommate...&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&lt;A href="http://x94.xanga.com/f95806133025852125610/b34983336.jpg" target=xangaphoto&gt;&lt;IMG style="BORDER-TOP-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-LEFT-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-BOTTOM-WIDTH: 0px; HEIGHT: 400px; BORDER-RIGHT-WIDTH: 0px" alt="" src="http://x94.xanga.com/f95806133025852125610/z34983336.jpg"&gt;&lt;/A&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;A href="http://x57.xanga.com/7ae807063141852125700/b34983391.jpg" target=xangaphoto&gt;&lt;IMG style="BORDER-TOP-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-LEFT-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-BOTTOM-WIDTH: 0px; WIDTH: 400px; BORDER-RIGHT-WIDTH: 0px" alt="" src="http://x57.xanga.com/7ae807063141852125700/z34983391.jpg"&gt;&lt;/A&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;A href="http://xd9.xanga.com/22eb92f4c1c3152125752/b34983413.jpg" target=xangaphoto&gt;&lt;IMG style="BORDER-TOP-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-LEFT-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-BOTTOM-WIDTH: 0px; WIDTH: 400px; BORDER-RIGHT-WIDTH: 0px" alt="" src="http://xd9.xanga.com/22eb92f4c1c3152125752/z34983413.jpg"&gt;&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&lt;IMG height=22 src="http://www.xanga.com/Images/wtf.gif" width=15&gt;&lt;/P&gt;</description><comments>http://www.xanga.com/aZndOGg122/480489371/item.html#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>Monday, April 24, 2006</title><link>http://www.xanga.com/aZndOGg122/476426023/item.html</link><guid>http://www.xanga.com/aZndOGg122/476426023/item.html</guid><pubDate>Mon, 24 Apr 2006 06:30:59 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;P&gt;Don't you wish that the UPS has delivery personnel like this?&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&lt;A href="http://x44.xanga.com/633a07726243550389169/b33829496.jpg" target=xangaphoto&gt;&lt;IMG style="BORDER-TOP-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-LEFT-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-BOTTOM-WIDTH: 0px; HEIGHT: 400px; BORDER-RIGHT-WIDTH: 0px" alt="" src="http://x44.xanga.com/633a07726243550389169/z33829496.jpg"&gt;&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;I know I do. &lt;IMG height=15 src="http://www.xanga.com/Images/laughing.gif" width=15&gt;&lt;/P&gt;</description><comments>http://www.xanga.com/aZndOGg122/476426023/item.html#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>Friday, March 17, 2006</title><link>http://www.xanga.com/aZndOGg122/458883578/item.html</link><guid>http://www.xanga.com/aZndOGg122/458883578/item.html</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 Mar 2006 07:04:25 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;P&gt;Hey, folks! Yep, it's that time again. XANGA UPDATE. Honestly, I don't even know if anybody actually reads this damn thing anymore.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;Anyways, so the Taiwan vs. China mini-feud (only for fun, of course) has escalated to the next level. &lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;Jackson and I, aka Taiwan, proceeded to take over the microwave. As you can see, we jacked it from the kitchen and put it under Jackson's desk.&lt;BR&gt;&lt;A href="http://xdd.xanga.com/8f3b6123c7c3242907609/b29108478.jpg" target=xangaphoto&gt;&lt;IMG style="BORDER-TOP-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-LEFT-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-BOTTOM-WIDTH: 0px; WIDTH: 400px; BORDER-RIGHT-WIDTH: 0px" alt="" src="http://xdd.xanga.com/8f3b6123c7c3242907609/z29108478.jpg"&gt;&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;We then made a sign that said, "Dear fuckin' Chinaman (Charlie), Taiwan has taken over the microwave. In order to use it, you must pay respects to the Taiwanese flag."&lt;BR&gt;&lt;A href="http://x07.xanga.com/aafb74237813342907634/b29108498.jpg" target=xangaphoto&gt;&lt;IMG style="BORDER-TOP-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-LEFT-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-BOTTOM-WIDTH: 0px; WIDTH: 400px; BORDER-RIGHT-WIDTH: 0px" alt="" src="http://x07.xanga.com/aafb74237813342907634/z29108498.jpg"&gt;&lt;/A&gt;&lt;BR&gt;(Taped to our door)&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;Heating up a midnight snack...&lt;BR&gt;&lt;A href="http://xfa.xanga.com/32ab562023d3142907701/b29108543.jpg" target=xangaphoto&gt;&lt;IMG style="BORDER-TOP-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-LEFT-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-BOTTOM-WIDTH: 0px; WIDTH: 400px; BORDER-RIGHT-WIDTH: 0px" alt="" src="http://xfa.xanga.com/32ab562023d3142907701/z29108543.jpg"&gt;&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;AND THEN...the next day...we catch the 'skanlous' Chinaman using the microwave without paying the proper respects...&lt;BR&gt;&lt;A href="http://x6f.xanga.com/298b70202573342907753/b29108581.jpg" target=xangaphoto&gt;&lt;IMG style="BORDER-TOP-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-LEFT-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-BOTTOM-WIDTH: 0px; WIDTH: 400px; BORDER-RIGHT-WIDTH: 0px" alt="" src="http://x6f.xanga.com/298b70202573342907753/z29108581.jpg"&gt;&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;...fuckin' Chinaman!! &lt;IMG height=15 src="http://www.xanga.com/Images/censored.gif" width=15&gt;&lt;IMG height=15 src="http://www.xanga.com/Images/laughing.gif" width=15&gt;&lt;BR&gt;Damn, the real Taiwan and China feud in Asia ain't got nuttin' on us...we play ruthless in this apartment!! HAHA&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;On a lighter note, here's Charlie's chameleon busting a Batman&lt;BR&gt;&lt;A href="http://x8e.xanga.com/8f1b62230473242907853/b29108659.jpg" target=xangaphoto&gt;&lt;IMG style="BORDER-TOP-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-LEFT-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-BOTTOM-WIDTH: 0px; WIDTH: 400px; BORDER-RIGHT-WIDTH: 0px" alt="" src="http://x8e.xanga.com/8f1b62230473242907853/z29108659.jpg"&gt;&lt;/A&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;A href="http://x9c.xanga.com/d90b632b2703242907872/b29108677.jpg" target=xangaphoto&gt;&lt;IMG style="BORDER-TOP-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-LEFT-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-BOTTOM-WIDTH: 0px; WIDTH: 400px; BORDER-RIGHT-WIDTH: 0px" alt="" src="http://x9c.xanga.com/d90b632b2703242907872/z29108677.jpg"&gt;&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;...the smart bitch is sunbathing at 10:30 PM...damn what a G!&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;=========================================================&lt;BR&gt;R.I.P. Betsy 3/16/06&lt;BR&gt;Thank you for accompanying a rowdy group of boys since elementary school&amp;nbsp;and watching over us as we grew into men. Thank you for always greeting us at the door with such enthusiasm that it brings a smile to all of our faces. Thank you for being there&amp;nbsp;for all of us that night&amp;nbsp;as we all cried together one last time the summer everyone left for college. And years later, one by one, as each of us came home, you were always there to welcome us back. It is truly our loss, especially that of Chris and his family, now that you've moved on. Truly missed, and always remembered. Rest in peace.&lt;BR&gt;&lt;A href="http://xd2.xanga.com/ac6812460742942910401/b29110494.jpg" target=xangaphoto&gt;&lt;IMG style="BORDER-TOP-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-LEFT-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-BOTTOM-WIDTH: 0px; WIDTH: 320px; BORDER-RIGHT-WIDTH: 0px" alt="" src="http://xd2.xanga.com/ac6812460742942910401/z29110494.jpg"&gt;&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/P&gt;</description><comments>http://www.xanga.com/aZndOGg122/458883578/item.html#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>Wednesday, March 08, 2006</title><link>http://www.xanga.com/aZndOGg122/454756438/item.html</link><guid>http://www.xanga.com/aZndOGg122/454756438/item.html</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 Mar 2006 23:29:22 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;P&gt;Last week, I found this picture on the Yahoo! Mail sign-in page. Personally, I find it offensive. This is a mockery of Chinese Buddhism. &lt;IMG height=15 src="http://www.xanga.com/Images/censored.gif" width=15&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&lt;A href="http://x9a.xanga.com/cb2b721a6923041066307/b26428558.jpg" target=xangaphoto&gt;&lt;IMG style="BORDER-TOP-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-LEFT-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-BOTTOM-WIDTH: 0px; WIDTH: 240px; BORDER-RIGHT-WIDTH: 0px" alt="" src="http://x9a.xanga.com/cb2b721a6923041066307/z26428558.jpg"&gt;&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;Stupid white people like this bitch&amp;nbsp;who&amp;nbsp;don't understand Chinese Buddhism shouldn't be mocking it. It's not like we do shit like this:&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&lt;A href="http://x01.xanga.com/483b45553973341067942/b27972198.jpg" target=xangaphoto&gt;&lt;IMG style="BORDER-TOP-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-LEFT-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-BOTTOM-WIDTH: 0px; WIDTH: 400px; BORDER-RIGHT-WIDTH: 0px" alt="" src="http://x01.xanga.com/483b45553973341067942/z27972198.jpg"&gt;&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;Fuck this white bitch and her bastard child.&amp;nbsp;Damn trailer trash probably got knocked up by her dad or uncle.&amp;nbsp;Hope she gets in a car accident and as her belly smashes into the dashboard, it explodes and splatters the fetus on the windshield. Trailer trash mom, fuck you.&lt;/P&gt;</description><comments>http://www.xanga.com/aZndOGg122/454756438/item.html#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>Thursday, February 23, 2006</title><link>http://www.xanga.com/aZndOGg122/447830706/item.html</link><guid>http://www.xanga.com/aZndOGg122/447830706/item.html</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 Feb 2006 11:53:45 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;P&gt;Courtesy of Roy's Xanga: &lt;A href="http://www.xanga.com/omgitsroy326" target="_new"&gt;http://www.xanga.com/omgitsroy326&lt;/A&gt; &lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT color=#ffffff&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face="Arial Black"&gt;&lt;U&gt;Understanding Engineers - Take One&lt;/U&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial size=2&gt; &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT color=#ffffff&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face="Times New Roman"&gt;Two engineering students were walking across a university campus when One said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial size=2&gt; &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face="Times New Roman" color=#ffffff&gt;The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, Minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, Threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what You want." &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial size=2&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT color=#ffffff&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face="Times New Roman"&gt;The second engineer nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice; the Clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway."&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial size=2&gt; &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT color=#ffffff&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face="Arial Black"&gt;&lt;U&gt;Understanding Engineers - Take Two&lt;/U&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial size=2&gt; &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT color=#ffffff&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face="Times New Roman"&gt;To the optimist, the glass is half full.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial size=2&gt; &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT color=#ffffff&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face="Times New Roman"&gt;To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial size=2&gt; &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT color=#ffffff&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face="Times New Roman"&gt;To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial size=2&gt; &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;!--
D(["mb","&lt;/p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font face\u003d\"Arial Black\" color\u003d\"#00005f\"&gt;\n&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;\n&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font face\u003d\"Arial Black\" color\u003d\"#00005f\"&gt;&lt;u&gt;Understanding Engineers - Take Three&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;font face\u003d\"Arial\" color\u003d\"#0000ff\" size\u003d\"2\"&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font face\u003d\"Times New Roman\" color\u003d\"#00005f\"&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;\n&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font face\u003d\"Times New Roman\" color\u003d\"#00005f\"&gt;A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a Particularly slow group of golfers.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;font face\u003d\"Arial\" color\u003d\"#0000ff\" size\u003d\"2\"&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;\n&lt;b&gt;&lt;font face\u003d\"Times New Roman\" color\u003d\"#00005f\"&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;\n&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font face\u003d\"Times New Roman\" color\u003d\"#00005f\"&gt;The engineer fumed, &amp;quot;What\'s with those blokes? We must have been waiting For fifteen minutes!&amp;quot;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;font face\u003d\"Arial\" color\u003d\"#0000ff\" size\u003d\"2\"&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;\n&lt;b&gt;&lt;font face\u003d\"Times New Roman\" color\u003d\"#00005f\"&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;\n&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font face\u003d\"Times New Roman\" color\u003d\"#00005f\"&gt;The doctor chimed in, &amp;quot;I don\'t know, but I\'ve never seen such inept Golf!&amp;quot;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;font face\u003d\"Arial\" color\u003d\"#0000ff\" size\u003d\"2\"&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font face\u003d\"Times New Roman\" color\u003d\"#00005f\"&gt;\n&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;\n&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font face\u003d\"Times New Roman\" color\u003d\"#00005f\"&gt;The priest said, &amp;quot;Here comes the greens keeper. Let\'s have a word with Him.&amp;quot;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;font face\u003d\"Arial\" color\u003d\"#0000ff\" size\u003d\"2\"&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font face\u003d\"Times New Roman\" color\u003d\"#00005f\"&gt;\n&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;\n&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font face\u003d\"Times New Roman\" color\u003d\"#00005f\"&gt;He said, &amp;quot;Hello, George! what\'s wrong with that group ahead of us? They\'re rather slow, aren\'t they?&amp;quot;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;font face\u003d\"Arial\" color\u003d\"#0000ff\" size\u003d\"2\"&gt; &lt;/font&gt;\n&lt;/p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font face\u003d\"Times New Roman\" color\u003d\"#00005f\"&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;\n&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font face\u003d\"Times New Roman\" color\u003d\"#00005f\"&gt;The greens keeper replied, &amp;quot;Oh, yes. That\'s a group of blind fire Fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last Year, so we always let them play for free anytime.&amp;quot;\n&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;font face\u003d\"Arial\" color\u003d\"#0000ff\" size\u003d\"2\"&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font face\u003d\"Times New Roman\" color\u003d\"#00005f\"&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;\n&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font face\u003d\"Times New Roman\" color\u003d\"#00005f\"&gt;",1]
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//--&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face="Arial Black"&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT color=#ffffff&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face="Arial Black"&gt;&lt;U&gt;Understanding Engineers - Take Three&lt;/U&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial size=2&gt; &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT color=#ffffff&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face="Times New Roman"&gt;A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a Particularly slow group of golfers.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial size=2&gt; &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT color=#ffffff&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face="Times New Roman"&gt;The engineer fumed, "What's with those blokes? We must have been waiting For fifteen minutes!"&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial size=2&gt; &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT color=#ffffff&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face="Times New Roman"&gt;The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such inept Golf!"&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial size=2&gt; &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face="Times New Roman"&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT color=#ffffff&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face="Times New Roman"&gt;The priest said, "Here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with Him."&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial size=2&gt; &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face="Times New Roman"&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT color=#ffffff&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face="Times New Roman"&gt;He said, "Hello, George! what's wrong with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?"&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial size=2&gt; &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face="Times New Roman" color=#ffffff&gt;The greens keeper replied, "Oh, yes. That's a group of blind fire Fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last Year, so we always let them play for free anytime." &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial size=2&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
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D(["mb","The group fell silent for a moment.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;font face\u003d\"Arial\" color\u003d\"#0000ff\" size\u003d\"2\"&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font face\u003d\"Times New Roman\" color\u003d\"#00005f\"&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;\n&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font face\u003d\"Times New Roman\" color\u003d\"#00005f\"&gt;The priest said, &amp;quot;That\'s so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for Them tonight.&amp;quot;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;font face\u003d\"Arial\" color\u003d\"#0000ff\" size\u003d\"2\"&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font face\u003d\"Times New Roman\" color\u003d\"#00005f\"&gt;\n&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;\n&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font face\u003d\"Times New Roman\" color\u003d\"#00005f\"&gt;The doctor said, &amp;quot;Good idea. I\'m going to contact my ophthalmologist Colleague and see if there\'s anything he can do for them.&amp;quot;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;font face\u003d\"Arial\" color\u003d\"#0000ff\" size\u003d\"2\"&gt;\n &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font face\u003d\"Times New Roman\" color\u003d\"#00005f\"&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;\n&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font face\u003d\"Times New Roman\" color\u003d\"#00005f\"&gt;The engineer said, &amp;quot;Why can\'t they play at night?&amp;quot;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;font face\u003d\"Arial\" color\u003d\"#0000ff\" size\u003d\"2\"&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font face\u003d\"Arial Black\" color\u003d\"#00005f\"&gt;\n&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;\n&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font face\u003d\"Arial Black\" color\u003d\"#00005f\"&gt;&lt;u&gt;Understanding Engineers - Take Four&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;font face\u003d\"Arial\" color\u003d\"#0000ff\" size\u003d\"2\"&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font face\u003d\"Times New Roman\" color\u003d\"#00005f\"&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;\n&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font face\u003d\"Times New Roman\" color\u003d\"#00005f\"&gt;What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;font face\u003d\"Arial\" color\u003d\"#0000ff\" size\u003d\"2\"&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font face\u003d\"Times New Roman\" color\u003d\"#00005f\"&gt;\n&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;\n&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font face\u003d\"Times New Roman\" color\u003d\"#00005f\"&gt;Mechanical engineers build weapons and civil engineers build targets.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;font face\u003d\"Arial\" color\u003d\"#0000ff\" size\u003d\"2\"&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font face\u003d\"Arial Black\" color\u003d\"#00005f\"&gt;\n&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;\n&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font face\u003d\"Arial Black\" color\u003d\"#00005f\"&gt;&lt;u&gt;Understanding Engineers - Take Five&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;font face\u003d\"Arial\" color\u003d\"#0000ff\" size\u003d\"2\"&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font face\u003d\"Times New Roman\" color\u003d\"#00005f\"&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;\n&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font face\u003d\"Times New Roman\" color\u003d\"#00005f\"&gt;The graduate with a science degree asks, &amp;quot;Why does it work?&amp;quot;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;",1]
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&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT color=#ffffff&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face="Times New Roman"&gt;The priest said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for Them tonight."&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial size=2&gt; &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face="Times New Roman"&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT color=#ffffff&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face="Times New Roman"&gt;The doctor said, "Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist Colleague and see if there's anything he can do for them."&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial size=2&gt; &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT color=#ffffff&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face="Times New Roman"&gt;The engineer said, "Why can't they play at night?"&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial size=2&gt; &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face="Arial Black"&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT color=#ffffff&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face="Arial Black"&gt;&lt;U&gt;Understanding Engineers - Take Four&lt;/U&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial size=2&gt; &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT color=#ffffff&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face="Times New Roman"&gt;What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial size=2&gt; &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face="Times New Roman"&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT color=#ffffff&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face="Times New Roman"&gt;Mechanical engineers build weapons and civil engineers build targets.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial size=2&gt; &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face="Arial Black"&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT color=#ffffff&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face="Arial Black"&gt;&lt;U&gt;Understanding Engineers - Take Five&lt;/U&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial size=2&gt; &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT color=#ffffff&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face="Times New Roman"&gt;The graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?"&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt; &lt;!--
D(["mb","&lt;font face\u003d\"Arial\" color\u003d\"#0000ff\" size\u003d\"2\"&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font face\u003d\"Times New Roman\" color\u003d\"#00005f\"&gt;\n&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;\n&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font face\u003d\"Times New Roman\" color\u003d\"#00005f\"&gt;The graduate with an engineering degree asks, &amp;quot;How does it work?&amp;quot;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;font face\u003d\"Arial\" color\u003d\"#0000ff\" size\u003d\"2\"&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font face\u003d\"Times New Roman\" color\u003d\"#00005f\"&gt;\n&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;\n&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font face\u003d\"Times New Roman\" color\u003d\"#00005f\"&gt;The graduate with an accounting degree asks, &amp;quot;How much will it cost?&amp;quot;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;font face\u003d\"Arial\" color\u003d\"#0000ff\" size\u003d\"2\"&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font face\u003d\"Times New Roman\" color\u003d\"#00005f\"&gt;\n&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;\n&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font face\u003d\"Times New Roman\" color\u003d\"#00005f\"&gt;The graduate with an arts degree asks, &amp;quot;Do you want fries with that?&amp;quot;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;font face\u003d\"Arial\" color\u003d\"#0000ff\" size\u003d\"2\"&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font face\u003d\"Arial Black\" color\u003d\"#00005f\"&gt;\n&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;\n&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font face\u003d\"Arial Black\" color\u003d\"#00005f\"&gt;&lt;u&gt;Understanding Engineers - Take Six&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;font face\u003d\"Arial\" color\u003d\"#0000ff\" size\u003d\"2\"&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font face\u003d\"Times New Roman\" color\u003d\"#00005f\"&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;\n&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font face\u003d\"Times New Roman\" color\u003d\"#00005f\"&gt;Normal people believe that if it ain\'t broke, don\'t fix it.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;font face\u003d\"Arial\" color\u003d\"#0000ff\" size\u003d\"2\"&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font face\u003d\"Times New Roman\" color\u003d\"#00005f\"&gt;\n&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;\n&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font face\u003d\"Times New Roman\" color\u003d\"#00005f\"&gt;Engineers believe that if it ain\'t broke, it doesn\'t have enough Features yet.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;font face\u003d\"Arial\" color\u003d\"#0000ff\" size\u003d\"2\"&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font face\u003d\"Arial Black\" color\u003d\"#00005f\"&gt;\n&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;\n&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font face\u003d\"Arial Black\" color\u003d\"#00005f\"&gt;&lt;u&gt;Understanding Engineers - Take Seven&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;font face\u003d\"Arial\" color\u003d\"#0000ff\" size\u003d\"2\"&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font face\u003d\"Times New Roman\" color\u003d\"#00005f\"&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;\n&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font face\u003d\"Times New Roman\" color\u003d\"#00005f\"&gt;An engineer was crossing a road one day, when a frog called out to him And said, &amp;quot;If you kiss me, I\'ll turn into a beautiful princess.&amp;quot;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;font face\u003d\"Arial\" color\u003d\"#0000ff\" size\u003d\"2\"&gt;",1]
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&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT color=#ffffff&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face="Times New Roman"&gt;The graduate with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial size=2&gt; &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face="Times New Roman"&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT color=#ffffff&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face="Times New Roman"&gt;The graduate with an accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial size=2&gt; &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face="Times New Roman"&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT color=#ffffff&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face="Times New Roman"&gt;The graduate with an arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial size=2&gt; &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face="Arial Black"&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT color=#ffffff&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face="Arial Black"&gt;&lt;U&gt;Understanding Engineers - Take Six&lt;/U&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial size=2&gt; &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT color=#ffffff&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face="Times New Roman"&gt;Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial size=2&gt; &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face="Times New Roman"&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT color=#ffffff&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face="Times New Roman"&gt;Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough Features yet.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial size=2&gt; &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face="Arial Black"&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT color=#ffffff&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face="Arial Black"&gt;&lt;U&gt;Understanding Engineers - Take Seven&lt;/U&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial size=2&gt; &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT color=#ffffff&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face="Times New Roman"&gt;An engineer was crossing a road one day, when a frog called out to him And said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial size=2&gt; &lt;!--
D(["mb","\n &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font face\u003d\"Times New Roman\" color\u003d\"#00005f\"&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;\n&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font face\u003d\"Times New Roman\" color\u003d\"#00005f\"&gt;He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;font face\u003d\"Arial\" color\u003d\"#0000ff\" size\u003d\"2\"&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font face\u003d\"Times New Roman\" color\u003d\"#00005f\"&gt;\n&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;\n&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font face\u003d\"Times New Roman\" color\u003d\"#00005f\"&gt;The frog spoke up again and said, &amp;quot;If you kiss me and turn me back into A beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week.&amp;quot;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;font face\u003d\"Arial\" color\u003d\"#0000ff\" size\u003d\"2\"&gt;\n &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font face\u003d\"Times New Roman\" color\u003d\"#00005f\"&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;\n&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font face\u003d\"Times New Roman\" color\u003d\"#00005f\"&gt;The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned It to the pocket.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;font face\u003d\"Arial\" color\u003d\"#0000ff\" size\u003d\"2\"&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font face\u003d\"Times New Roman\" color\u003d\"#00005f\"&gt;\n&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;\n&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font face\u003d\"Times New Roman\" color\u003d\"#00005f\"&gt;The frog then cried out, &amp;quot;If you kiss me and turn me back into a Princess, I\'ll stay with you for one week and do ANYTHING you want.&amp;quot;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;font face\u003d\"Arial\" color\u003d\"#0000ff\" size\u003d\"2\"&gt;\n &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font face\u003d\"Times New Roman\" color\u003d\"#00005f\"&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;\n&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font face\u003d\"Times New Roman\" color\u003d\"#00005f\"&gt;Again, the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into His pocket.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;font face\u003d\"Arial\" color\u003d\"#0000ff\" size\u003d\"2\"&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font face\u003d\"Times New Roman\" color\u003d\"#00005f\"&gt;\n&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;\n&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font face\u003d\"Times New Roman\" color\u003d\"#00005f\"&gt;Finally, the frog asked, &amp;quot;What is the matter? I\'ve told you I\'m a Beautiful princess, and that I\'ll stay with you for one week and do Anything you want. Why won\'t you kiss me?&amp;quot;\n&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;font face\u003d\"Arial\" color\u003d\"#0000ff\" size\u003d\"2\"&gt; &lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font face\u003d\"Times New Roman\" color\u003d\"#00005f\"&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;\n&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;font face\u003d\"Times New Roman\" color\u003d\"#00005f\"&gt;The engineer said, &amp;quot;Look, I\'m an engineer. I don\'t have time for a Girlfriend, but a talking frog, now &lt;/font&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;font face\u003d\"Times New Roman\" color\u003d\"#0000ff\" size\u003d\"2\"&gt;",1]
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&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT color=#ffffff&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face="Times New Roman"&gt;He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial size=2&gt; &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face="Times New Roman"&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT color=#ffffff&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face="Times New Roman"&gt;The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into A beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial size=2&gt; &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT color=#ffffff&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face="Times New Roman"&gt;The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned It to the pocket.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial size=2&gt; &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face="Times New Roman"&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT color=#ffffff&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face="Times New Roman"&gt;The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a Princess, I'll stay with you for one week and do ANYTHING you want."&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial size=2&gt; &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&lt;FONT color=#ffffff&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face="Times New Roman"&gt;Again, the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into His pocket.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial size=2&gt; &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face="Times New Roman"&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT face="Times New Roman" color=#ffffff&gt;Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a Beautiful princess, and that I'll stay with you for one week and do Anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?" &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;FONT face=Arial size=2&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&lt;B&gt;&lt;FONT color=#ffffff&gt;&lt;FONT face="Times New Roman"&gt;The engineer said, "Look, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a Girlfriend, but a talking frog, now &lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;I&gt;&lt;U&gt;&lt;FONT face="Times New Roman" size=2&gt;&lt;!--
D(["mb","\nthat\'s&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;font face\u003d\"Times New Roman\" color\u003d\"#0000ff\" size\u003d\"2\"&gt; cool.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;\n\n",0]
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//--&gt;that's&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/U&gt;&lt;/I&gt;&lt;FONT face="Times New Roman" size=2&gt; cool.&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/FONT&gt;&lt;/B&gt;&lt;/P&gt;</description><comments>http://www.xanga.com/aZndOGg122/447830706/item.html#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>Tuesday, February 07, 2006</title><link>http://www.xanga.com/aZndOGg122/439138505/item.html</link><guid>http://www.xanga.com/aZndOGg122/439138505/item.html</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2006 11:35:46 GMT</pubDate><description>FINALLY, the "miracle" drug....&lt;BR&gt;&lt;A href="http://xc8.xanga.com/0b8b34741043334389208/b23803055.jpg" target=xangaphoto&gt;&lt;IMG style="BORDER-TOP-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-LEFT-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-BOTTOM-WIDTH: 0px; HEIGHT: 236px; BORDER-RIGHT-WIDTH: 0px" alt="" src="http://xc8.xanga.com/0b8b34741043334389208/z23803055.jpg"&gt;&lt;/A&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;I hope you don't need a prescription for this one...</description><comments>http://www.xanga.com/aZndOGg122/439138505/item.html#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>Tuesday, January 31, 2006</title><link>http://www.xanga.com/aZndOGg122/435354512/item.html</link><guid>http://www.xanga.com/aZndOGg122/435354512/item.html</guid><pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2006 11:47:31 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;P&gt;Rest in Peace, Coretta Scott King. What you and your husband did for civil rights is priceless.&amp;nbsp;&lt;IMG height=15 src="http://www.xanga.com/Images/bummed.gif" width=15&gt;&lt;IMG height=15 src="http://www.xanga.com/Images/sad.gif" width=15&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&lt;A href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060131/ap_on_re_us/obit_king" target=_new&gt;http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060131/ap_on_re_us/obit_king&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;DRAMA in SB&lt;/P&gt;
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