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Name: Aaron
Gender: Male
Interests: movies of all types, hehe horror is a fav, tv, reading all manner of things, people watching, and annoying my friends and family with useless trivia.. haha.. thats me.. i love to pretty much help others (me too) to be happy.. i am mister happy fun guy.. haha
Expertise: i am an expert in nothing, however i know a goodly many things about a goodly number of subjects.. OH i am able to touch my nose with my tongue.. AND i am able to do hypnosis. i can also give a good massage!! if i am really tired i can get annoying. is that really a good thing to tell other? who knows.. there it is.. haha
Occupation: Sales
Industry: Manufacturing
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AIM:  gecko913111
MSN: aaron_gecko@hotmail.com
Yahoo:  gecko_aaron
Member Since:
5/15/2004
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| monday.. how is it monday again?
well today i played me some hooky from work.. i felt a little bad. but omg it was quite nice to sleep in.. YAY for sleeping in..
so lets see.. friday night i couldn't sleep. no no.. i went to bed at like, 1 and was back up at 4:30.. so okay.. i guess it's not that i couldn't sleep.. no.. it's that i wasn't able to stay asleep. i did like stuff around the house, caught up on tv.. took a tiny nap. i FINALLY went into the wonderful world of sleep around 2am.. and slept till.. 10.. nice.
sunday didn't do much.. no sir. just kinda watched tv, played on the web or the world. good times.. decided not to go to work monday.. cause.. well i could..
here are some thoughts on mr. chuck norris. why? cause he IS chuck..
facts about Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris' tears would cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried.
When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but
because he has run out of women.
MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck
Norris can kill him and take it.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the
information he wants.
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds
till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in
the face.
Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead
decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he
grew a beard.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke
the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while
she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a
stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub.
Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had
gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck,
to remind the crew once more that the Chuck giveth, and the Chuck, he
taketh away.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and
unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was
finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his
soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and
admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second
Wednesday of the month.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK
assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his
beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of
"beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen,
jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence
to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of
roundhouse kick related deaths.
Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could
chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU
RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat.
Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't
@..%$ with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony
of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile
radius of the blast went deaf.
Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related
deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked
15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds
of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat
that, Lance Armstrong.
Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, for his pleasure.
Chuck Norris once lined up to kick the winning field goal of a high
school football game. When the football went flat, he persuaded the
referees to let him kick the field goal with a 3 month old child. Chuck
roundhoused kicked the baby 60 yards through the uprights and then
proceeded to bang every girl in the stadium.
There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck
Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and
starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from
drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too
much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a
pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more
pirates to him. Pirates never were very smart.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck
Norris.
http://www.zefrank.com/theshow/php/showmovie.php?id=2 this is soooooo funny. but you need quicktime to view it.. OMG funny 
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alrighty that is it.. i'm gonna go eat some tacos.. watch a little kyle xy..
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| A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind
him.The waitress asks for their orders.
The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the
ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich.
A short time later the waitress r! eturns with the order. "That will be
$9.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the
exact change for payment.
The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "A
hamburger, fries, and a coke." The ostrich says, "I'll have the same."
This becomes routine until , the two enter again. "The usual?"
asks the waitress.
"No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato, and
salad," says the man. "Same," says the ostrich.
Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62."
Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places
it on the! table.
The waitress can't hold back her curiosity any longer.
Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact
change out of your pocket every time?"
Well," says the man, "Several years ago I was cleaning the attic and
found an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two
wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I
would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would
always be there."
That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would wish for a
million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want
for as long as you live!" "That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk
or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man.
The waitress asks, "But, sir, what's with the ostrich?"
The man sighs,....pauses,........ and answers, ........"My second wish!
was for a tall chick with a big ass and long legs who agrees with
everything I say."
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so i just renewed the ol mcafee virus update thingy for another year. yay me..
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| Happy Saturday 
I slept in till a decent 7:30am.. YAY to that.
Okay I just found out that the link to my Myspace no work.. Sad. Thank You David  So here now is a functional link. Indeed...
"What a piece of work is a man, how noble in reason, how infinite in faculties, in form and moving how express and admirable; in action how like an angle, in apprehension how like a god: the beauty of the world, the paragon of animals --and yet, to me, what is this quintessence of dust? man delights not me, no, nor women neither, thought by your smiling you seem to say so."
-The Tragedy Of Hamlet, Prince of Denmark
One of my all time favorite quotes ever..
So last night I went to Circuit City to buy some more memory for the laptop. Cause well it wasssssssssss slow. Very slow. I'm talking Post Office on a Friday afternoon slow. Yes yes indeed. So I go in, after having just the most yummy tacos ever. Thank You Mom .. So I go in and, being clueless about computers, get the nice guy to get me some memory. For my laptop. So he gets 512mb (or is it MB?).. I am figuring it's going to cost about $100 for the memory, plus $30 for installation. Okay. So the memory is $60. Woot. PLUS (and this is the bestest part ever), I get $30 in rebates. OH Yes.. Yes I do. I was most happy about the turn of events. I jumped for joy. Not just a little girly jump. I'm talking about a hardy, pimpin' jump.. Yes. Now my computer runs most speedy. Most.. It's so fast I dare say that I don't know what I'm gonna do with all that extra time. Sweet sweet memory. How I love thee.
Time for a little Get Fuzzy
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I love that Bucky Katt. I think my cat Josie has modeled herself after Bucky. And she is trying to kill me. She acts all innocent, but I see her staring at me. Sometimes she even pretends that she is going to cuddle with me, but will bite me. Just a little. Good thing she is so darn cute.
Did I mention that I have just a darling fast laptop now? I do
I am downloading stuff off limewire right now. Oh yes. I downloaded me some Cher (Believe), some McFly (a UK band, SO good, and dare I mention.. Hot  ) and some good ol Gareth Gates.. Mmhmm I do love me some Gareth Gates.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Aaron
Birthday: April (Aries)
Current Location: Living Room (how did it get that name I wonder?)
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Red
Height: 5'11
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: German/Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today:None
Your Weakness: Cute animals
Your Fears: Fire
Your Perfect Pizza: Super Delux. Oh yes give me tonz of toppings
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Learn how all those clowns get in a car
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: haha
Thoughts First Waking Up: Morning wood!
Your Best Physical Feature: My eyes
Your Bedtime: 11:30-midnight
Your Most Missed Memory: Halloween. It's not fun when you're 16 and wearing a costume.
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
McDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea (do you think they get coffee breaks at Nestea?)
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Jamba Juice
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Sometimes
Do you Sing: Haha yes, yes I do, and quite bad.
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Yes, yes I have
Do you want to go to College: Been there
Do you want to get Married: Maybe
Do you belive in yourself: Yup
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only whilst moving. I don't think so.
Do you think you are Attractive: You tell me
Are you a Health Freak: Not really
Do you get along with your Parents: Yop
Do you like Thunderstorms: I do actually
Do you play an Instrument: Violin
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Nope
In the past month have you Smoked: smoked salmon :)
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yup
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I live there most of the time
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No, aww sad..
In the past month have you been on Stage: No sir
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: haha i <3 hot tubs and hot boys.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes
Ever been Drunk: nope
Ever been called a Tease: haha. nope.
Ever been Beaten up: naw.
Ever Shoplifted: I did, but I felt sooooo bad about it...
How do you want to Die: i dont want to
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I'll let you know when I do
What country would you most like to Visit: U.K.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Brown/Blonde
Short or Long Hair: short
Height: taller than me
Weight: less than me
Best Clothing Style: surfer, sk8r
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: 125,569
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 0
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| Oh DANG it's been forever since I updated. Ack..
But before I get into a full on update, THIS here made me giggle like a school girl
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I just want it to be known here and now that I totally dig talking animals. Woot there.
Okay so let us see.. So I still work at the same place. Heh my boss finally hired someone to help out in the office in October. Which was a little over a year of Aaron all alone. Yes, yes that sucked. But Adrianne is tres cool. We get along quite good, quite. She is also an Aries (which I am, in case I never mentioned that). So yes, yes indeed. We have just wayyyy too much fun making funny voices and whathaveyou.
Annnnnnnd lets see. Jase is back on Xanga. WOOHOO!! Let me just say, he is woh one of the most super fantastic people in the whole world. Including that one corner over there. I love him to pieces..
My sister Lisa gave birth to an amazing beautiful lil girl, Amanda Jane in November. She is such a loving, laughing little angel. Her big sister Natalie is a much more serious lady. But Natalie is really my favorite.. My nephew Alex is 9.. Scary. He is becoming quite a fine young man. Heh his memory is something else too. He recalls stuff that i just plain forgot. Haha he cracks me up with his "I'm much to busy to do that now Aaron".. Huh? What the heck are you doing that you can not clean/eat your veggies/go to sleep? And Sara (Alex's sister, 6 years old) is just the worlds best artist. And I am a totally objective person on this matter. Okay maybe I'm not.
 On a sad note, my doggy Tyler passed away in February. He was 16 years old and just the best dog ever. There is this huge hole in my life now. Haha he used to do such funny things, like stick his ears in the water bowl whilst drinking. Or when ever any bags were brought in he would have to go through them sniffing everything. He was such a loving dog. He loved other animals and adored my nephew and nieces. When they were babies he would have to sleep next to their bed and would growl if you tried to get near them. He was the best friend a boy could have. haha okay so I wasn't a boy when he passed, but I was when I got him.
I have lost all respect for AMC (American Movie Classics).. Right now, even as I type a little movie that I like to call Skull's 2 is on. Yes, it does seem they made another. At least the first had Paul Walker. Now I started to worry about AMC when they aired Halloween 4 and 5.. Classics I think not. A certain degree of funny yes, but not classic. No no..
I have me a minted myspace .. So if you have one, stop on by and say boo... I loves me some friends.
Okay I am off for the now. To watch some Young and the Restless. Yes yes.. Soapnet is now airing it. Woot woot.
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