| Wow, So what can I say after a "vacation" such as the one that I just experienced... there are no words left in my exhausted and completely overstrained body! For those of you who might not be familiar with the "exciting" tale, I will share the extremely briefed version of my first real life vacation... Well it all starts Thanksgiving day, being the car murderer that I am, killed a car on none other than Rt. 95... waited 2 hours for a tow truck as traffic flew by! Well of course absolutely nothing was open to fix the car, so like extreme vagabonds we (Kelly, Sarah, Jimmy and I) trucked, I mean hiked... down the road a half a mile to a hotel... nice place... anyways... no food and by that I really mean no food anywhere to be found.... well thank God for Wal-green's and cardboard dinners- haha- what a feast, let me just tell ya!! ok on with the story... Car DEAD... its not going home with us to VA... wow... what now, well thank God for rental cars, nice new car, phew...
Well thought the problems were over, but ya just gotta love the state of NC... 3 o'clock in the morning, I receive a speeding ticket, well not just a ticket, a summons to appear in court, no other option, on a Thursday in Jan.... really nice guy (that was extreme sarcasm for those of you who may have missed it), especially after I tell him the whole story of my botched vacation and spoiled Thanksgiving... ever hear of mercy, Sir??
Finally back home in VA in the comfort of familiar places, ah Mom and Dad, never so relieved to see them in my life, it was like the feeling of being home from your first day of kindergarten... time to go again gotta get back to work in PA... leave Sunday night, for home, why does the battery light come on in my car? hmm... maybe cause I am about to murder another CAR! Sure enough hot traffic on 81 stopped due to an accident... makes my car stop completely and shut down... almost got hit by a semi, who then saved the day well sort of... got to ride in the first big rig of my life time and learn all the tricks of the trade with who I like to refer to as "Eminem"... maybe I will take up truck driving? Finally the wonderful Sheriff's Dept comes to my rescue!!! How is it that cops in VA are so great compared to NC... I love VA!! (never thought I would say that...)
Long story short, well as though this is short or something, haha, need new battery and alternator, once again nothing open, get home at 4 o'clock in the morning, run back down to fix the car Monday, used my first sick day ever in my entire life, second most expensive alternator that the shop has ever seen, I think I may have the worst luck ever!!! Work the next day I am swamped from taking so much time off and why am I still here at work.... I need to go home, if I still have one!
Moral of the story... (and yes this is the shortened version) who besides me can possibly kill 2 cars within 4 days and get a summons for court 7 hours away- phew... oh yeah if you want more details on this excruciatingly painful play of events check out Kel's site... wow I just realized that my site may be devoted to all my car problems and killings... maybe I should stop driving since I am the black plague to cars! |