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Thursday, April 03, 2008

the beauty of aim logs

good times :D

(back when i was a weirdo and went into random chats posing as a guy)

inkhisc6969 (8:21:19 PM): hey there babe
tjh0xster (8:21:26 PM): hey
inkhisc6969 (8:21:37 PM): a/s/l
tjh0xster (8:22:00 PM): 16/yes/us
inkhisc6969 (8:22:20 PM): hott
inkhisc6969 (8:22:26 PM): how big is your dick babe
tjh0xster (8:22:41 PM): bout 2 inches
inkhisc6969 (8:22:59 PM): i mean when its hard
tjh0xster (8:23:08 PM): oooh
tjh0xster (8:23:14 PM): 2.5? 3?
inkhisc6969 (8:24:31 PM): hot
inkhisc6969 (8:24:33 PM): any pics
tjh0xster (8:24:51 PM):
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tjh0xster (8:24:53 PM): that's the best pic i got





good ol' bro

TJHo (4:42:04 PM): polly want a crackerr
tjh0xster (4:42:10 PM): nigganigga nigga
TJHo (4:42:17 PM): chinkizzle
tjh0xster (4:42:26 PM): towelhead
TJHo (4:42:42 PM): spic
tjh0xster (4:43:00 PM): polack
TJHo (4:43:19 PM): gook
tjh0xster (4:43:37 PM): wetback





best. convo. ever.

ImJstBdNws (11:33:03 PM): HEY
ImJstBdNws (11:33:04 PM): HEY HEY HEY
tjh0xster (11:33:08 PM): hey?!?!
ImJstBdNws (11:33:13 PM): IMPORTANT STUFF I NEED TO TELL YOU
tjh0xster (11:33:23 PM): uh huh
tjh0xster (11:33:25 PM): listening
ImJstBdNws (11:33:28 PM): IM GOING TO SLEEP
tjh0xster (11:33:37 PM): SHIT
tjh0xster (11:33:42 PM): ARE YOU SERIOUS
ImJstBdNws (11:33:49 PM): THATS IMPORTANT RITE?
tjh0xster (11:33:51 PM): ARE YOU
tjh0xster (11:33:53 PM): MOTHERFUCKING
tjh0xster (11:33:54 PM): SERIOUS
tjh0xster (11:33:57 PM): OMG.
tjh0xster (11:33:59 PM): THIS IS BIG NEWS
ImJstBdNws (11:34:00 PM): I M MOFUCKING SEROIUS
tjh0xster (11:34:12 PM): THIS IS SO IMPORTANT
tjh0xster (11:34:16 PM): LET ME MARK IT DOWN IN MY CALENDAR
ImJstBdNws (11:34:24 PM): "DAY MARK WENT TO SLEEP"
tjh0xster (11:34:25 PM): MARCH 7TH 2006
tjh0xster (11:34:27 PM): MARK GOES TO SLEEP
tjh0xster (11:34:29 PM): SHIT
ImJstBdNws (11:34:32 PM): SHIT SON
ImJstBdNws (11:34:32 PM): O RLY?!
tjh0xster (11:34:34 PM): I'LL WRITE A FUCKING JOURNAL ENTRY
tjh0xster (11:34:39 PM): LEMME TEXT ALL MY FRIENDS
ImJstBdNws(11:34:50 PM): alright goodn ite
tjh0xster (11:34:52 PM): I'M GONNA EXTRACT THIS AND PUT IT IN A PENSIEVE
tjh0xster (11:34:53 PM): okay bye.









Sunday, March 09, 2008

uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss

my fortune cookie today read: "Many a false step is taken when one is standing still."


damn, even a fortune cookie is mocking me and my idle ways. that's why i love/hate reading horoscopes and whatnot. they're mass produced, but somehow each reader makes it personal. it works every time, though.

i need a job. any suggestions? i'm not even fcking 18 yet; i never realized how limited my prospects are. i'm probably just not looking hard enough.


Wednesday, January 30, 2008

boo. until this year, i could've aced any class/test/quiz without studying one damn bit. i would memorize lessons during class, do some of my hw, and that would have been sufficient to do well. everything was easy enough, and i used common sense for the questions that i did not have a definitive answer to. well, along came senior year and BAM.. things got sooo freaking hard. i've never developed the habit of studying, so obviously i didn't, since i simply didn't feel like it. now, i'm suffering miserably in many classes, namely physics and sort of in calc. actually, the reason i felt like writing on xanga is because i'm pissed that i didn't get an A on my calc midterm, which would've let me skip out on the final. instead i got a C. math always came easy to me, but this year, i don't know why it's not clicking with me. i look around the class and there are some people who aced the test who are exactly like me: lazy, never studies. the fact that i used to be exactly like that is what frustrates me. i'm so jealous of them :T. sometimes i wish i had suffered in academics when i was younger. then, maybe i would have learned how to study. i'm so lazyyyy ahhh. i hope i can turn myself around before college.


Friday, December 28, 2007

sockies

i'm not afraid to admit that i'm somewhat self-conscious about my image, but i think pretty much everyone is to a certain extent. however, the one thing that i'm a little more than apprehensive to admit was my adolescent obsession with socks.

probably sometime between the latter parts of middle school and early high school, i was very very self conscious about my socks. at this time, i only had the cheap long socks from sam's club that extended up to half of the calf. of course, with everyone wearing ankle socks those days, i thought i looked utterly ridiculous when i wore shorts and my nearly knee-high socks. being the naive, wanna-fit-in little middle schooler, i had the perfect solution. let's CUT my socks down the ankle! perfect solution, with the slightest little problem. there was no elastic band anymore, so pretty much they weren't even socks anymore.. more like little pouches. with that plan out of the way, i began to roll my socks down under my heel. well, this was very uncomfortable so i felt there was only one solution left: to not wear socks at all. as i strutted down the hall, bare ankles and all, i felt like a fucking genius. yeah, what bitch. i thought i looked awesome. this satisfaction was obviously very short-lived. i walked into gym class, almost got run over by mrs canon, that fat whale, and changed for gym class. then i took off my shoes. this is when everybody started to complain about a certain stench.. a stench that smelled very familiarly like sweaty feet. yep. soon, everyone knew that it was me with the smelly, disgusting, sweaty, ewwie feet. woot.

so, the moral of the story is.. don't try too hard because you'll just dig yourself a deeper hole. what an idiot i was. :P

currently, i think long socks are awesome. here i am modeling the latest in Gap argyle socks, courtesy of miss lauren luz.

IMG_7850

:D


Wednesday, November 07, 2007

list of goals (abridged)

1. to sleep at a normal time, and wake at a normal time, feeling completely and utterly refreshed
2. cowtipping
3. cliffdiving
4. skydiving
5. scuba diving
6. boyfriend? :T come onnn God, at least one would be nice
7. visit egypt, new zealand, and hong kong
8. try french and indian cuisine
9. to get a better tan, not one that fades after two weeks. seriously!
10. oh yeah, college.



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