| I would kill for a gameshark for life right about now. Or at least a time-turner.
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| The reason why you never hear any engineering jokesThe back of a Red Bull can reads:
Improves performance, especially during times of increased stress or strain.
So what would have happenned if they soaked the Tacoma Narrows bridge with this?
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| I'm not too sure, but I think that the president flew over my house. Or maybe part of his detail. I dunno. |
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| Isn't it that-thing-that-isn't-ironic?If you trust Google more than your doctor than maybe it's time to switch doctors.
- Jadelr and Cristina Cordova
Courtesy of my Google homepage.
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| Wednesday Evening Occurrance6:00- Dinner
7:00- Talk with Mother
7:09- Plug in charger
7:10- Jump up in alarm
7:10- Stick half of body out of Front window
7:10- Watch jumbo jet miss six-story apartment building on next block by ~3 blocks
7:10- Watch same jet waver and bank sharply towards JFK
7:12- Hear no explosion, see no smoke, pray that a successful emergency landing occurred.
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