| | i was in class today and i had this fantastic flight of fancy.
i pretended i was rogue and i absorbed all of emma frost's powers and all of her boobs.
then, for the good of mankind, i decide to relinquish all my powers,
but i keep my boobs and my super strength so that in times of need i
may salvage a collapsing building, and make extra money pole-dancing,
ahh, good the times.
so i was on the bus today and i was listening to that mandarin song that, roughly translated, goes JACKET TAKE OFF! TAKE OFF! SHIRT TAKE OFF, TAKE OFF! UNDERWEAR TAKE OFF! TAKE OFF! ALL ALL TAKE OFF!
so i imagined everyone on the bus taking off their clothes.
it ruined the ride.
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| | Posted 2/7/2007 10:26 AM - 1 view - 12 comments
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