so yeah, jordan was all like "alright guys time to try the next level of peeing" (he already pees sideways for the hell of it sometimes) "i'm gonna try to pee over my shoulder." Now, we all know this is a pretty stupid idea but the moron got in my shower(for sanitary reasons) and tried it anyway.... and failed. Yes, in my shower he peed all over himself. Having urine all over his chest, he had to take a shower that he wasnt planning on taking. Sick...

so ask him why he took his most recent shower at my house next time you see him... cmon...

you know sometimes you just get bored as crap and remember that you have a xanga. that happened to me today. ah crap we have school again tomorrow and no lengthy break for like 2 and a half months.... but no one wants to hear someone whine about school because every highschool student does that. ill be unique for the sake of the interest of those reading this... i remember one time i was at trevors ranch, i took a crap off this log that hangs over this stream and the crap dropped like 5 feet into the murky water below. as all that happened i was peeing on myself. am i a freakin loser or what? the sad thing is... jordan has done the exact same thing 3 years in a row for the sake of tradition

sorry for the vulgarity but its kinda funny cmon...