Currently Reading SAS Survival Handbook: How to Survive in the Wild, in Any Climate, on Land or at Sea By John 'Lofty' Wiseman see related

By the time you read this I will be on a sailboat traveling to a deserted island. 

Over the past months I have struggled to deal with life as a math superstar.  The paparazzi, the overwhelming amount of mail and speaking engagements, and mostly the lack of true respect and appreciation.  Sure, being a star is glamorous but it hurts deeply to be misunderstand and under-appreciated – no one appreciated me for who I really am. 

For these reasons I have purchased a sailboat and a private island in the Caribbean.  I believe there I will finally find the respect and appreciation I am looking for.

Good-bye world, good-bye admirers.  Perhaps I will see you again in another life, in another dream. 

Until then, I recommend ADMoore’s Xanga site for all who wish to live vicariously through the blog of another.

Lastly, never forget 1+1 still equals 1.  No matter what anyone else may tell you.

One Blog to rule them all, One Blog to add 'em up,

One Blog to multiply them all and in his whiziness divide them

In the Land of Addemup where 1+1 still equals 1.

...yeah, or something like that...

I'ts been a rough day.

Today I was informed 1+1=2.

Response to Allegations

I was recently made aware of some startling allegations against me.  On this past Monday, Sealka ruthlessly declared that I multiplied 25 x 12 and got 3000.  She then declares, “Don’t be fooled by his whizardry!” 

Upon reading Sealka’s distressing blog post, I immediately knew that I must publicly respond.  I believe it is very important for individuals to take responsibility for their actions and to work to remedy any problems he or she may have caused.  Along these lines, I sincerely apologize to all my readers for unknowingly fooling many of you into believing that I am a wizard.  I do not know how anyone would have come to this conclusion after reading my humble blog, but I know that my incredible math skilz do sometimes blind people into believing I am not altogether mortal.  For this I apologize.

Gotta love Xanga ads.

You're reading someone's deep thoughts about life, or something like that, and then at the top of the page you read, "Which Olsen twin is hotter?  Mary-Kate or Ashley?"

In this case I think 1+1=0