Pee-pee pet peeveI was sitting on the pot and laying my deuce in the men's bathroom when someone else walked into the stall next to me. He was standing up. He peed, flushed the toilet with his foot, and walked out of the stall. OK, this really annoys me, so I gotta put it out there. There are three toilets in the men's bathroom by the OR locker room. One never works -- so really, there's only two. Of the two, one of them is always spattered with dried urine because people pee in it. It's not that the guys miss; it's just that the water splashes up when you stand up and pee in a toilet bowl, and it gets the toilet seat all messy. This wouldn't bother me so much if there weren't two urinals in the bathroom as well. Two! Urinals! What's the point of standing and peeing in a toilet bowl when there's a perfectly good urinal three feet away? Now, instead of two toilet stalls for #2, there's effectively only one, because the other one is drowning in the urine of men who have some sociopathic need to stand and pee into a bowl full of water rather than using a perfectly functional (and water-sparing) men's urinal. It becomes even a bigger issue when there's already someone in the process of having a BM and a line backs up for use of the one good clean toilet. For the love of Pete, if all you gotta do is pee, and if you pee standing up (like 99% of normal, healthy men in the world), then just use the urinal! | 
