| being YOUnever change your originality
for the sake of others.
because in this world,
no one can play your role better
than you.
so be yourself and win the world! |
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| seeking happiness with othersWe go through life thinking someone else will make us happy.
But we're wrong.
Achieving HAPPINESS is our job...
we just need someone else to share it with. |
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| The DonkeyThe pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered in another race and it won again.
The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in any more races.
The next day the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES THE PASTOR'S ASS.
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline: NUN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN .
The Bishop fainted.
He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the headlines read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the high plains where it could run free.
The next day the headlines read : NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
Alas... The Bishop was buried the next day.
MORAL OF THE STORY???
Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery and even shorten your life. So, be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll live longer.  |
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| the arrow of lifeAn arrow can be shot
only by dragging it back.
So when life is dragging us back
with difficulties,
it means it's going to launch us
into victory. |
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| playing life
Life is like a rubik's cube:
there are innumerable
wrong twists and turns,
but when you get it right...
it looks perfect
no matter which side
you look at. |
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