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Name: Amanda Birthday: 10/7/1982 Gender: Female
Interests: people (how they work and how they got here), how to live a life worthy of being called Christian, music Expertise: I make a mean batch of snickerdoodles Occupation: Student
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Member Since:
7/18/2005
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| A Religious Travesty Yesterday I was on my way to choir rehearsal at the Presbyterian church where I work. I nearly drove off the road when I spotted one of those inflatable Christmas decorations out on a lawn. The local Baptist church had this gracing their front yard:
Six feet tall, folks! Come to our church as we celebrate the birth of our cartoon, nylon baby Jesus. I can just imagine people standing around it with candles singing "What Child is This?" The holy king of the universe boorishly represented as such. I am constantly taken aback by American Christians' tendency to take the God of the universe and represent Him in trite ways. Jesus mints? And socks? And anything with a verse on it therefore makes it holy (even if it's a terrible painting by a man with no technique who is mass-marketing his work just to make money?!?)? And presidential hopefuls who endorse only two social issues and are then considered moral? I am by no means a perfect Christian (I think that's an oxymoron, anyway). And I also have been sucked into the catchy Christian T-shirt machine and have played cheesy arrangements of hymns at church. But, since I've been out of Christian-land and interacting with people who have devasting problems in their lives (not that it didn't happen in Christian-land, I personally see it more now), it is somehow easier to view God as holy and worthy of reverence. I laughed at the idea at first, but Kevin wants to go to some monastery or something in the British Isles. But really, to go there and be quiet for like, a month, and just meditate on God? How amazing would that be? I have so much trouble finding 10 minutes to sit down and read my Bible everyday. Even with break coming up I'm making a list of what I would like to get accomplished in the short four weeks I have off from school. To that list I think I will add a whole lot of time with my Maker. It is amazing we can approach Him as Father, Friend, even Husband (yes Husband!), and for Him to still be God. I wish you a merry Christmas season that is filled with reverence over this magnum mysterium. Sing the carols with fresh understanding and holy love. | | |
| I am a concerto competition winner. Whoda thunk! | | |
| I am a finalist for the concerto competition! I really didn't play that well yesterday, but I faked it and the judges ate it up. So I will compete against other instrumentalists in two weeks for a spot to play with the orchestra in the spring. Am very excited and surprised that I got through the first round. Happy almost Thanksgiving! | | |
| I compete in the Miami University concerto competition on Wednesday! Very excitied and just plain hoping to play well. And then it's almost Thanksgiving. Cannot WAIT to go home. Here's something funny my Mom sent me for all you animal lovers out there: DOG'S DIARY: 8:00 - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 AM - A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 AM - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 AM - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 PM - Lunch! My favorite thing! 1:00 PM - Played in the yard! My favorite thing! 3:00 PM - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing! 5:00 PM - Milk bones! My favorite thing! 7:00 PM - Got to play ball! My favorite thing! 8:00 PM - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing! 11:00 PM - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
CAT'S DIARY: Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am. There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage. Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. | | |
| I wish I could tell stories about the classes I take and teach...but this is public. So you'll have to call. | | |
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