| i recently turned 16 and i came across this old son of a bitch. its been mad long since anyone heard of xanga and my life has pretty much sucked at tech since then. fucking school is retarded and im barely passing. i was recently arrested for posession of marijuana in my school. i was put in handcufss and led out all for a fucking nickel. now im suspended and it pretty much sucks. thats about it. i really dont give a shit about anything anymore. eventually were all gonna fill roles of society of men and women in suits and ties in the same rut until were too old to work and we sit in a house all alone until we die. thats considered a long a happy life. im looking forward to that. ill be impressed if anyone ever reads this. so fuck everyone ive ever known im just a depressed pothead teenager who doesnt give a shit anymore. eventually i will stop smoking bud, get a job in a fucking cubicle. settle for some chick and die. peace. |
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| hey um this is going to be my last entry
no one frickin reads these things so im going to stop
ocassionaly ive put song lyrics or a funny picture but im going to stop
let me leave all of you with one last thought
i don't know what ive been doing with my life. oh lil brudder. im thinking of going into male modeling, or high finaces waaa waaa oh tenderfoot can u teach me how to get the most out of life?
goodbye
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| Rock Lobster Lyrics
We were at a party
His ear lobe fell in the deep
Someone reached in and grabbed it
It was a rock lobster
We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a rock
It wasn't a rock
It was a rock lobster
Motion in the ocean
His air hose broke
Lots of trouble
Lots of bubble
He was in a jam
He's in a giant clam
Down, down...
Underneath the waves
Mermaids wavin'
Wavin' to mermen
Wavin' sea fans
Sea horses sailin'
Dolphins wailin'
Red snappers snappin'
Clam shells clappin'
Mussels flexin'
Flippers flippin'
Down, down...
Let's rock!
Boys in bikinis
Girls in surfboards
Everybody's rockin'
Everybody's fruggin'
Twistin' round the fire
Havin' fun
Bakin' potatoes
Bakin' in the sun
Put on your noseguard
Put on the lifeguard
Pass the tanning butter
Here comes a stringray
There goes a manta ray
In walked a jelly fish
There goes a dogfish
Chased by a catfish
In flew a sea robin
Watch out for that pirahna
There goes a narwhal
Here comes a bikini whale!
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