| If Hip Hop was a High School...
~Lil Kim would be the school hoe.
~J-Lo would be the school slut.
~Master P would be the basketball star.
~P Diddy would be the annoying dork.
~Jay-Z would be the pretty boy everybody Envied...Roc-a-Fella would be
his Click
~Nas would be the nerd who passed all his classes
~D-Block and Ruff Ryders would be the gutter click who played sports and
stole things and most of the click would be suspended anyway
~Dr. Dre would be the O.G. who thought he knew everything.
~Beyonce would be the Queen of the School and would go with Jay-Z at
homecoming
~R Kelly would be the dude that graduated 3 years ago and be parkin at
the school and comin to homecomin wit his lil cuz.
~Kelly would be the head cheerleader.
~Eminem would be the white dude who hang with a big ass group of black boyz
~Fabolous would be the preppy honor student who goes off to the safe
haven of an Ivy college, and then pretends like he's from the hood.
~ODB and Beanie Sigel would be the two special ed students that take
classes at the back of the school.
~Ludacris would be the school bully.
~Nas would be the kid who always gets beat up but still talks smack.
~Jezzy would be that real ugly muhfukka that got the ladies attention....
and then you have Flip.....always around T.I.P carrying his
books, getting his lunch
~Outkast would be the school hippies.
~Ja Rule would be the wannabe thug acting like the most popular thug Tupac
~Biggie would be the fat ugly guy with the fine girlfriend who has
everyone wondering how he hooked that sh*t up.
~50 cent would be the one everyone likes to hate on but still scared of
~Tupac would just be "That Nigga"...
~Nelly would be the pretty-boy freshman that all the females love, and
most of the guys hate
~And Murphy lee would get all the fine girls simply because he hang
with Nelly
~Pharrell would be that guy who hang with the white boyz but still get respect from the black people
~Three-Six Mafia would be them niggas everyone is scared of
~Lil John & tha Eastside boyz would be one's who kept the school krunk
everyday and dont give a shit
~Lil Bow Wow would be that nigga who always fronted his girl tanesha infront of his friends but knew in reality that he loved her
~Tweet: that one girl that everyone argues over whether she's fine or not
~Christina Milian: the pretty sweet girl that everyone wants to tap but
she's a virgin and only messes with pretty boys
~Twista would be the kid who always writes 3000 word essays instead of
the required 700.
~Cassidy: promising football star who breaks leg; after a lot of hype,
tries to make a comeback later but fails horribly
~Usher would be the know-it-all
~Juvenille: The guy that you couldn't stand talking/listening to because of
his voice.
~Dem Franchize boyz is band that plays at the school talent shows.
~Santana and Wayne would be the ones u c every morning having a rap battle
~Fat Joe is the senior who use to take a MY LITTLE PONY lunchbox to
school
~Ebony Eyez would be that one female bully
~Mariah Carey would be the white girl that only likes black guys
~Jermaine Dupri would be school pu$$y who |
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