Hello Xangaland.

You should resolve to subscribe to this, where've I've been doing my xanga thing these last few months.

Or give me your livejournal coordinates, because the Boston crew just isn't down with Xanga...

Happy '06, especially to the senior class.

Everyone:

Today, from 3:30-4:30 Eastern time, (2:30-3:30 Central time), please tune into Will Lynch's show, Camp Jabberwocky, to hear an interview with Dr. Gene Ray, Wisest Human, inventor and all-knower of Timecube (www.timecube.com).

History is getting turned on it's ass as we speak, folks. This is important stuff:

Truth about Santa Claus debunks
Santa God. God evolves from Santa.

Oh, the teachings of Dr. Gene Ray...

Tune in at www.wzbc.org. (Or if you are in the Boston area, 90.3fm)

It will definitely be worth it, folks. This will be the greatest interview of all time.

I guess we should all realize that none of us know the secret lives of anybody else.

Because if I knew yours or you knew mine, or the kinds of pain we feel on our insides and why, we'd probably point a lot less angry fingers.

Jesus Christ. What I would have given to have my friends home for one. last. week.

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I leave Thursday morning at 6:30. I will try and call or come by and see You (the general public the remain in the metroplex) if at all possible, but in general, life is pretty fucking stuffed full of shit. And by shit, I don't just mean business, I mean literal, ugly, nasty, filthy, brown, dirty shit.

I never saw it coming. Then suddenly, I was covered in it. Gross.

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But just because I'm covered in shit doesn't mean that I don't love You.

Unless they really are one of your best friends, people just ususally don't like Shit-covered hugs. Chocolate-covered, caramel-covered, but definitely not shit-covered hugs goodbye.