| | Would you like to know the big picture? Divine the great scheme of things? Discover how your life has significance and purpose in all of it's apparent ignominy? Get hep to the all-encompassing enumeration of the world as we know it? Figure out why our material existence in all of it's complexity functions and relates to you as it does? Look no further. "All we are is dust in the wind, dude."
~Bill S. Preston, Esquire Deep? Yes. Profound? Certainly. Pithy? As a pomegranite. But all this to tell you that I got a cell phone for Christmas, it's number is 570-417-0387, and that you are to call at your earliest convenience because I want to hear from you, that's right, all of you, at this very moment? I guess so, yeah. Pretty unecessary, but it was fun for me. I'm not at all sure that's how you're supposed to spell pomegranite, though. No, it's too late to look it up, I don't care anymore. Oh? Yeah? Well you can just get off my site then, see if I care. And shut UP abut my green hair already! It is neither mold or algae, and it is most certainly not a wig! What's that you say? Just teasing? Well let's see how a good portion of your rear end likes to be teased then, huh? Um, okay, that was about as wrong as I like to get on this site, I'm now going to bed. May cute girls in Osh-Kosh pervade my dreams, Bi-gosh. |
