i stole this thing from my friend arianna....because i thought it was quite funny....and it made me laugh a lot. (only i certainly hope she was not addressing me....cus it's pretty harsh) lol. you swine. you filthy little maggot. what is that tripe you call and opinion? what is that scrofulous little tumor you call a brain? don't you know that you're pathetic? you worthless bag of filth. you wad of pus. you're a canker, a sore that won't go away. you're a putrescent mess, a walking vomit. you're a spineless little worm deserving of nothing but the profoundest contempt. you're a jerk, a cad, a weasel. your life is a monument to stupidity. you're a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. i will NEVER get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. you are a monster, an ogre. i barf at the very thought of you. you are vile, worthless, less than nothing. you are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth; and did i mention that you smell? you are weary, stale, flat, and unprofitable. you're grimy, squalid, nasty, and profane. i have excreted better things than you. you are foul and disgusting. you're a fool, and ignoramus. monkeys look down on you. you are a waste of flesh. you're rediculous and obnoxious. i would rather bathe with hitler than speak to you. you are the moral equivalent of a leach. you're a living emptiness, a meaningless void. you are sour and senile. you are a disease. on a good day, you're a half-wit. you remind me of drool. you are deficient in all that lends to character. you have the personality of wallpaper. you are dank and filthy. you are asinine and benighted. you're the source of all unpleasantness. you spread misery wherever you go. you are a fiend and a coward. you are degenerate, noxious, and depraved. i feel debased just because i know you exist. i despise everything about you, and i wish you would go away. there. now i feel better. | 
