Dear Miracle-Maker,
I would so greatly appreciate it if you could work your magic and bestow upon me a car. Doesn't have to be a new car - just one that runs, has AC and aint ugly. But if it's just too hard for you to get a used car with said capacities, then by all means, a new car is in order! Preferably a Cadillac. Please and thank you!

You're a lifesaver.

Sincerely,
me.