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EEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH.  Hello everybody.  Well I guess that I have some new info for all of you newshounds.  This weekend will be marking the 5th biannual NizzyLand Ranch Festival.  It is to be quite the joyous time.  Here is a list of the goings on at this Festival:

30 kegs of freshly brewed ale served out of a Bud Truck

Live music from the world renowned band Fair Enough

Bus rides to and from the NizzyLand Ranch

Me puking at about 4 o'clock in the afternoon

There are more details if you are interested in coming.  If you are in the Grand Forks area and feel the need to be close to me and get buttered up, give me a call.

Hello again to all of you that read my glorious site.  It has been an interesting last couple of weeks.  Due to Bond week and the Writers Conference I have stayed sufficiently liquified and literary.  I had the privelage to see one of my favorite poets speak, so that was erotic.  I also had the privelage to touch Herzog's ass over the weekend, also very erotic. 

On another note, I am sending this weblog, or Cosby if you will, into cyberspace with a plea.  I looked at my schedule a few passeks ago and I realized that there is a formal dance coming up on this Saturday for a little club that I am a member of entitled Phi Delta Theta.  So if anybody would care to go with me that would be great.  Yes, I know that this would be short notice, but due to the circumstances of me being in a vegetative for some time now, I feel that I am doing my best.  And if you need a reminder of who you are going with, my names is James Nisbet, the Earl of Bakon.  I stand a lean 6'3'' 295lbs.  I have curly red hair and a tattoo of a mongoose eating a stick of butter on my right bicep.  If all of you ladies out there still need a little moooore incentive, you will be getting a free meal out of the deal.  It's a win win situation. 

That is all for now.

Well I have just returned from my trip to the little slice of heaven known as South Carolina.  I had planned on writing a very detailed post about all of the interesting things that happened to me on my journey, but then I thought better of it and decided to give a brief description of what happened.  I flew on an airplane, played golf, learned a lot of interesting things about my uncle and then came home.  Oooh I also forgot to add that I met the girl of my dreams during my short stay and had the most intense two day relationship of my life, which makes it really cool that I will never see her again.   

If you would like to find out what happens in the rest of the book, stroll on down to your local library and check this little beauty out along with many others from the celebrated author Earl Sievetron.  Until we meet again boys and girls, just remember to take a look   its in a book    reading rainbow.

It has been a fortnight since my last entry so i guess that I will supply you with a little bit of knowledge about me and my doings.  This may however be useless because I believe that there are maybe one and a half people that read my xaaangaaa site, the half being THE Emperial Train of Bakon.  Well I am low on time at the moment due to the fact that I need to pack my clothes and prepare a side of snausages, so I will be frank.  I am departing today to embark upon South Carolina with my uncle to play golf and swoon some select southern belles.  I do believe that it should be a rather joyous venture, except for the fact that it is just the two of us and it may get a little weird at times.  Nonetheless, it should still be enjoyable, and I may also enter into the inner working of my uncle and find out what truly makes him tick.  I shall return on Wednesday with a fresh Irish tan and a newfound hatred for all things Southern, except for comfort.  

I will leave you with this bit of advice bee boop be beee breeep boop be bap bthereeb booo bab bee bee bab boob beeb boop.