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| Trip to the Zoo
My bro and I had to take pix to send to my mom and we wanted to fake it that we actually spend time together so what better setting than the zoo?
I had to wake up way too early to try and beat the crowd.
But as soon as we got there it was stroller city. Stay at home moms pushing strollers and wagons filled with snotty kids too young to even remember what they saw 5 minutes ago.
The place was split off into different sections, North America, Asia, Australia, etc etc. very cute...
At the entrance to Asia, they had a food stand that had Taste of Asia or some shit written in your typical Asian font that you see only in cartoons.
We were joking and laughing about how they probably serve general tso's chicken when we saw the menu and stopped laughing. General tso's, lo mein, swt&sour chicken... -_-;;
Inside Asia was worse...
It's coo to have a crane and all, but why hang paper cranes all around the cage?
And they had some ching chong gong music playing in the background.
I regret not taking pictures of all of this...it would have made a better post. Like I said it was too early and I was lazy.
The rest of the animals were also lazy, laying around and baking in the heat...
I was getting bored until I got to the tiger cage.
the hell is that in it's mouth?
oh...
watch and enjoy...
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so that was pretty much the highlight of my trip... watching the kids freak out and the moms freaking out even more.
i feel this every time i go to zoos, but i really feel sorry for these animals. they all looked so miserable...
the tiger had to resort to hunting stupid birds instead of rhinos.
i especially hated walking past the gorilla cage. they sat near the glass, bored, caged up in a cramped space with their thumb up their butt and try to ignore these people who sit and stare at them like they were monkeys... oh wait they are... but still, who gave us the right to cage up these living creatures?
fuck u zoo...
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| Where's my Tan Hong Ming?
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cutest thing i've seen in a while...
but can this kid be any more chinese lookin? my god... | | |
| Underage Drinking
when i was in high school in korea my friends and i photocopied our passports, changed our birth dates on them, and used that to go drinking and clubbing.
i don't know how we got away with it. if a bunch of kids came into the restaurant with photo copied IDs, i would rip it up and throw it in the air like confetti and spin around laughing.
last night 4 kids sat at a table and ordered 4 bud lights (yuk). their server checked their IDs which were all from different states. montana, idaho, and some other who-cares state. and one of them magically "forgot" his wallet.
i was bartending that night so she came over and told me the situation. they ordered 4 beers, 3 of their IDs seem fake, and one forgot his ID. I gave her only 3 beers.
a few minutes later one of the girls from that table comes by and orders a gin-tonic. She tried to pay for it at the bar but i said i would transfer it to her table. then i made sure the server kept an eye on the table.
next thing i know, the host comes up to me to let me know that the ID-less guy just downed the gin-tonic girl's beer. i was pissed.
not because an underage kid drank beer, but i was pissed i didn't catch it for myself. it was a slow, boring night and i wanted some dramz so i was eyeballing them to try to catch him swig that beer, walk over, and take away all their drinks. but for that split second i was making those annoying martinis, the kid inhaled it. during the exchange between host letting me know what happened, and me finishing the martinis, too much time had passed for me to stomp over to the table and flip it.
all i could do was walk over and let him know that if i catch him drinking someone else's beer again, i'm going to have to clear all alcohol from the table.
the guy blubbers, "oh! ok! thanks!"
thanks?
as i walk off the ssa ga ji girl says, "what-EVARRR!"
i let it go because whoever can't argue in my face isn't worth wasting time on.
i miss the thrills of underage drinking...
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