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| I awakened naked this morning. Which was puzzling, because I distinctly remember going to bed with pj's on- sure, no bottoms, but definitely a large, comfy top.
Evidently, I missed an opportunity last night by sleeping through my spouse's attempts to arouse me.
Tonight, a little hard cider and a Percocet and I'll be out on him again. Oh well, maybe he'll want me more.
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| I want to go sleep tonight, awakening to the caress of your tongue
Everywhere I want it to be
Fall asleep sated after, waken in the early morning, doing It all over
Again
Remember when we were so insatiable two, three four times
A day goes by
I pine for you yet keep my trusty vibrator well within reach
Out of your sight. | | |
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- Antigone_eriksen cannot be detected by infrared cameras.
- Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's antigone_eriksen supply.
- Antigone_eriksen can clean her ears with her tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long.
- Antarctica is the only continent without antigone_eriksen.
- Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat antigone_eriksen'!
- Without antigone_eriksen, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand.
- Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up antigone_eriksen.
- Antigone_eriksen can turn her stomach inside out.
- Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and antigone_eriksen has 7!
- Antigone_eriksen will often rub up against people to lay her scent and mark her territory.
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| It's been a long time. For comments, yes, for intercourse, not so much.
Do I have anything profane to write? No
Profound? No again.
Alright then, I'm done. | | |
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